Hahahaha! Perfect!
Graumagus | Homepage | 06.16.07 - 11:26 am | #

Don't forget the Devil's Dictionary:

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

Ambrose Bierce
WitNit | Homepage | 06.20.07 - 12:48 pm | #