With my massive frame, the ninjas would never let me join. One step and it's not just a floor that creaks; the earth groans. I have to avoid the Pacific Coast, you know. I don't mind yelling non-sensical phrases, though. I'm choosing pirate.
Ed Hurst | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 1:44 am | #

The thought of scurvy doesn't appeal to me, and having super-natural powers is tempting... But if I were to choose pirates, I'd come back as a ghost in full control of myself, while as a ninja I'd become a zombie... Then there's the sea sickness, so I'm choosing ninja.
kimson | 05.13.06 - 5:06 am | #

Well, it's one a piece so far. This must be the bit in the film where the pirate and the ninja are throwing chairs at each other or something and everyone's waiting for the fight to carry on.
Paperghost | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 7:46 am | #

Damn I thought I was cool just being a drunken sailor but geez.... Back-up singers. This guy has waaaayyyy better class than this humble sailor.
(thinks about putting the bottle of rum down and trading it for the ninja costume. Naaahhhh... the wagon has rolled too far away to catch it.)
Drunken Sailor | 05.13.06 - 11:31 pm | #

I can't be a pirate coz i don't do boats or deep water lol .....maybe i could be a ninja tho *shrugs*
Caz | 05.14.06 - 12:30 pm | #

Ninja all the way, baby. Parrots are no match for shuriken.
Derrill | 05.16.06 - 1:11 am | #

What if the Pirate has a Ninja Parrot?
Paperghost | Homepage | 05.16.06 - 5:45 am | #