A Revolution is the Solution
That's the most pathetic malware I've ever seen... ;(
Its true, its hilariously lame. Never mind straight outta compton, the virus is straight outta the dark ages.
effective, though.
I pretty much drenched a library PC screen with coke I promised I "wouldn't spill" when I saw the failboat.
i'm still lolling though.
Yeah it's effective in a "keep it simple, stupid" kind of way, only the author way too far with the "stupid" part.
Totally unrelated to the malware, except perhaps that there's an airport involved similar to the one in the first (lame) screen shot, here is an hilarious first-person account of a bad day.
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowa...didnt-go-
s.html
ROFL.
And as a follow-up, a link to a grass-roots campaign to buy beer for John Smeaton, the deliverer of decidedly PG-style justice at the Glasgow Airport:
http://johnsmeaton.com
This is the page from where the following uncredited poem was shamelessly pillaged:
Unknown author, found on facebook, no permission, hilarious.
‘Twas doon by the inch o’ Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more that he could say
A fanatic muslim bastard
Wiz doin what he’d planned
And intae Glesca’s departure hall
A Cherokee he’d rammed.
A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht “a wumman driver”
Or at least someone half-pissed
But to his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged to grasp his hand
But a flamin’ Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda’s band
The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set hissel’ on fire
And swung oot at the polis
GBH his clear desire
Now that’s no richt wur Johnny cried
And sallied tae the fray
A left hook and a heid butt
Required tae save the day.
Now listen up Bin Laden
Yir sort’s nae wanted here
For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsman huv nae fear
Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will have nae bluidy truck
So take yer worldwide Jihad
An get yersel tae F***
Oh look a Lungfish Virus hardly what you would call Evolved but effective none the less
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