Talk To Me
Hey, did he have a sidecar? Or was that after the guys in town unhooked it from his historic war machine?
No side car, but perhaps that would have allowed him to bring his brain that day.
Hey Patrick,
Next time you're near Clemmons give me a shout and I'll buy you a coffee (or stronger beverage). That's my neck of the woods.
Jon
this came in email...seemed to fit
NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Back when I was in college I was pulled over in New Hartford (town in Upstate NY known for cops who are a bit overzealous when it comes to pulling people over) while on my way home from my job at a local bookstore. The guy claimed I had run a red light, and I knew I hadn't, so I argued with him. He finally asked me where I was coming from and I told him. He said 'ok, I'll let you go this time but I'm watching you!'. The next day, and the day after that, he was, indeed, watching me. He showed up at my work. I saw him behind a stack of books starring at me while I was working. From there on out, he was known to my friends and me as 'creepy stalker cop'.
I was pulled over in a different part of that same town an a different occasion while still in college. That time it was legit....my headlight was out and I didn't know it. The weird thing, though, was that the first thing out of the guys mouth was, 'have you been drinking tonight?'. That always bugged me because I hadn't been drinking and he had no reason to think that I might have been, other than the fact that it was 2 in the morning. But still...he had pulled me over because my headlight was out...never did figure out what that had to do with drinking! Anyway, he ended up telling me to get it fixed and that was it.
You are being kind when you say they are "a bit overzealous."
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