I've been trying to ignore it because I want these comments sections to be as free as possible, but I cringe every time I see the word "cunt" used here. It's a word that was used by oppressors to verbally subjugate a class of people. Call me a prude, but I find its use abhorrent.

Same thing goes for "nigger," "spic," "kike," "faggot," etc. Please respect my wishes and use more creative language.
patriotboy | Homepage | 07.25.04 - 12:59 am | #

General Sir,

Great letter. I can adhere to your wishes but must say that I find that the inclusion of the last word has me wondering if you really over ridden homosexuals (I mean of course their lure). I can only hope that you are not going to include frog in that list.

Soldiers must stand tall and make the hard choices, not to mention going into dirty places.

Willing to work with soldiers,
bushburner | 07.25.04 - 1:42 am | #

General,

Best. Reply. Ever.

Fabulous.
Cheney, uncut | 07.25.04 - 2:37 am | #

Friggin priceless. There's absolutely nothing to add; your letter said it all, and rather brilliantly :-P


Great Cthulhu | Homepage | 07.25.04 - 3:09 am | #

Sir,

Wonderful reply. I would just like to know why you didn't explain what a patriot Joe McCarthy (or as I'll call him from now until I forget, "the SENATOR JOE McCarthy") was. After all, we aren't run over by communists. I think that speaks for itself. If not for the SENATOR JOE McCarthy's brilliant making up of lists of people who were communists, and then not showing them to anybody we'd all be speaking some unGodly combination of French and Russian right now. And maybe Canadian.
Carl Ballard | Homepage | 07.25.04 - 3:10 am | #

Well at least I´ve never once called anybody an etc., I´ll have to work on the rest of the list.
jc. | 07.25.04 - 6:45 am | #

I'm slightly worried by just how bitter Mr. Adonis sounded about your mislabeling of his haircut. "It is not a military buzz cut - It is a Caesar Cut." Can't you just feel the silent "you bitch" punctuating that sentence?

Totally sassy!

And... Caesar? You mean the EMPEROR GAIUS JULIUS Caesar? AUGUSTUS Caesar?!
dak | 07.25.04 - 7:59 am | #

…but I cringe every time I see the word "cunt" used here.

The "term of endearment" thread must've had your face scrunched up for a solid month. I've never seen so many cu… er, well, you get the drift.
dak | 07.25.04 - 8:02 am | #

General, sir:

I have it on good authority that Sen. McCarthy's aide, Roy Cohn, was rather fond of gladiator films. As were J. Edgar Hoover and his manly brother-in-Christ, Clyde Tolson.
Maj. Renato Christian, patriot | Homepage | 07.25.04 - 11:49 am | #

OT--

Saw this on BartCop. Can anyone confirm for me if this is real and/or point me to the original source?


Great Cthulhu | Homepage | 07.25.04 - 12:44 pm | #

(That's said to be Jenna on her b-day, btw)
Great Cthulhu | Homepage | 07.25.04 - 12:45 pm | #

General Sir: Having just cut the grass and with the wife out shopping, I'm taking advantage of my manly sheen of sweat. I believe I'll first view Spartacus and then, with a bow to Christianity and a tip of the hat to Mr. Adonis, Quo Vadis. I'm shivering with anticipation.
Mark | 07.25.04 - 1:36 pm | #

Re: Rasslers: BWUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

Re: Cunt:

I've got one, so I figure that entitles me to use the word.
Anntichrist S. Coulter | 07.25.04 - 2:09 pm | #

General,

Bravo to you! I tried to figure out a way to include "maggot, runt, chigger and tyke" into my comment, and now I've done it.

You walk manfully into the Valley of the Shadow of Christian Wrestling, and you fear no Evil in spandex. Awesome are your ways.

Tres Quatros

+++
MJS | 07.25.04 - 2:10 pm | #

You can all go Cheney yourselves, you... you... you... COULTERS!

No gubmint IP address, no std. diclaimer...

:o)
JackBooted EULA | 07.25.04 - 4:18 pm | #

Pretty fricking apt appeal, General. Someday, though, this guy is going to realize that Google is a verb.

Pleasepleaseplease, Jeebus, don't let this happen until after we read the reply.
virginia | 07.25.04 - 5:04 pm | #

Cthulhu,

A clever ruse, but I don't believe Jenna has plucked her eyebrows and painted them back on (yet) like the woman in that photo. Jenna's more of a fingernail chewer.
melior | Homepage | 07.25.04 - 5:21 pm | #

Sir, General,Sir!

With all due respect two questions.
Find all these references to Spartacus
disturbing.

I saw that live on stage and there was
nothing like everyone here keeps
describing!

No New York accents, no manly bonding,
no dialogue, just music that they stole
from that old tv series about sailing
ships--The Oneiden Line.

Instead, just a bunch of lithe people
hopping around to the music and tying
to strike manly poses,which looked
pretty silly.
My little cprl winced the whole time.
So what are you all talking about?

This was by a troop called the
Bolshoivists and they were from Moscow.
Were they trying
to subvert an American classic and I
didn't 'get' it?

Should I dare buy the DVD of the film?
Is it different? No 3 hr wincing--
(with intermissions?)

Would be grateful for your expert and
manly advice.

Respectfully,

Corporal Rainer

(Stationed in God's Governor's former
home town, with orders to subvert any
attempt on that fence-sitting dual
national's part to turn us into the
52nd State as that was supposed to
be Puerto Rico's honor...)
Corporal Rainer | 07.25.04 - 7:07 pm | #

General Christian:

In the event you should succeed in scheduling the UCW for your militia reunion on the most sacred of days, I would personally like to wrestle Stu Summers. After seeing his video, I am convinced that he is the one who should initiate me into the most manly of Christian rituals, Spartan-style. I'm going out right now and getting a silver "S" in an inverted triangle tattooed on my left bicep.
Node of Evil | Homepage | 07.25.04 - 9:04 pm | #

General, Sir:

You have outdone youself here. My little solider salutes you!

Pvt. SPC
Pvt. Sal Paradise Christian, P | 07.26.04 - 10:35 am | #

Very, VERY funny stuff.
DanM | 07.28.04 - 4:28 pm | #

Mon General ...

This young lady truly has a wonderful idea. Perhaps you can educate Mr. Adonis about Jeff's past and have him see the commerical and spiritual possibilities in this event!

FROM THE UCW MESSAGE BOARD:

Jeff Gannon
IP: 69.226.218.161
Posted on February 15, 2005 at 11:15:16 PM by michelle farrel

Dear UCW fans,

Let us pray to the lord that we can see some UCW wrestlers in the ring with Jeff Gannon. That would be soooo hot!

REPLY:

Re(1): Jeff Gannon
IP: 166.102.231.101
Posted on February 16, 2005 at 02:16:28 PM by Rob Adonis

Who is Jeff Gannon?

ADONIS - OUT
Jerry Spence | 02.21.05 - 11:46 am | #

Herr General Gesass Trompeten,

As I am also a proud member of the Germano-Americano Society to Revive and Embrace Overtly-Heterosexual Man Flesh-on-Man Flesh Greco-Roman (Spartican School) Wrestling, Uber-Leutnant - Blood of Jesus Mountain Division... I would just like to say Danke Schoen Fur Alles Sie Schwer Arbiet!

I have had many long and deep conversations with Meine Kurzes Dicked Vater-Groper about this very subject and He has finally come around to My way of thinking...

Ebenfalls - Mein Gut Freunde, Die Katze im Sack und Der Nackt-Reucken Reiter, are willing to donate their time (and bodies) to this endeavor, please just name the time and place.

We WILL be there.

- Heterogensexuelle deinig, das Mannliche Geschlecht.

(p.s. - As My Father has such a short penis and small testicles, do you mind if He wears a prosthetic? He gets so embarassed if anyone reminds Him that He couldn't break Mary's Hymen... We really don't want anyone bringing up that little detail, now do we? Bitte?)
stupidsexyjesus | 09.17.05 - 8:37 am | #

who are you to call yourself Gods general. this blasphemy will set you simpletons up with your pervert homo bum buddies.
there is no such thing as a wrestling christian.
how dare you!
You are no better than the old fags on the street corner.
As a Pastor of the Westbro Baptist Church for 50 years I can tell you that it's not God talking to you at all - it's your pervert demons.
Why don't you get some clothes on and cover your disgusting old fat and out of condition excuse for a body, and go to a real church.
God is not impressed with a reject like you misrepresenting him!@
Fred Phelps | 01.31.06 - 2:26 am | #

Oh my lord, that letter had me laughing so hard the tears started flowing. Great stuff, I mean really great stuff.

-Matt
HyerStandard.com-Matt | Homepage | 03.23.08 - 3:45 pm | #