I am apalled that a so-called "man of God" would presume to claim that our Leader is "troubled."
We saw George II answer the question, " What are 3 mistakes you made as president?" put to him in the 2nd debate.
He could think of no mistakes!
For that false prophet, that heretic, to presume to call our precious Leader a Mistake Prone War Monger is an outrage.
After all, we read at this site a few days ago how the Most Rev. Pat Robertson still reveres our Leader and said that God contols the Leader's actions.
Although, it did give me pause when Pat lied about the "no casualties" comment.
Since our Leader can't personally beat the crap out of that lying cleric, someone like you, General, should contact that fist fighting organization that Pastor Kelleris using to help him beat up the atheist Pimpernel.
Remember, Nov. 2 vote early and often.
Holy Jack |
10.27.04 - 6:07 am | #
Gin'rul, Suh:
Haste makes waste.
Al CaCa |
10.27.04 - 9:42 am | #
General Christian,
You and your readership are forthwith invited to celebrate with Scrutiny Hooligans on the occasion of our 25,000th hit - Best of the Hooligans
It looks like the French tried to take down your site, but, as we all know, a good soldier never says die! I bet that your little soldier heard the clarion call and sprung into action! Welcome back.
I really wish these people would stop criticizicating on our Dear Leader, and realize his infallibility. Don't they realize that POTUS stands for Pope of the United States?
wry twinger |
10.27.04 - 1:24 pm | #
WT - what happened? Was the site down?
patriotboy |
Homepage |
10.27.04 - 1:50 pm | #
Your host was down quite a while...affected Atrios, etc.
wry twinger |
10.27.04 - 2:00 pm | #
Dubya's success in fighting tareism has inspired a rap song: Catastrophic Success
James |
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10.27.04 - 2:50 pm | #
Seig Heil My General!
My heart was in my throat when I read a rumor on the internet that recent French lies about Iraq have deluded enough Brown and Godless voters to actually put the Pretender into the lead in Prince Jeb's Florida!
Then, I read a story that made me realize that Higher Powers than these French propaganda experts are at work here. Halleluiah!!!!!
"The BBC reports that,
A secret document obtained from inside Bush campaign headquarters in Florida suggests a plan - possibly in violation of US law - to disrupt voting in the state's African-American voting districts." http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/progr...ght/
3956129.stm
A watch list is being compiled with the names of many deluded brown people who may, rightly, be challenged by Republican party functionaries.
This process can cause such delays and chaos at brown precencts, and reduce the number of votes for the Pretender!
What these pollsters can't know is that some Frenchies won't be allowed to vote Nov.2!
Now that I know that mere numbers can't stop our Furious Leader from "winning" the election, I feel much better!
The Fix is in, as they say.
Holy Jack |
10.27.04 - 4:13 pm | #
As our chief Warrior-in-Arms Commandant Rumsfeld has reminded everyone, so what if 25 or 30% of a country can't vote. Any election is better than not an election. After all, every year lots of people don't vote and we still have a democracy. So does the reason for not voting matter? No, not at all. The key question is what is the minimal number of voters required to express the will of the American people. We all know that the answer to that is 5.
Everything else is fluff.
ZTP |
10.27.04 - 4:33 pm | #
Only someone with the massive intellect of our Dear Leader could understand that direct federal intervention through a constitutional amendment regardless of what each state wants is the right way to deal with gay marriage while gay civil unions are obviously a state's rights issue. I know he must be brilliant because his position makes absolutely no sense at all to me!
Mojo |
10.27.04 - 4:59 pm | #
your link requires registration general
dissenter |
10.27.04 - 6:17 pm | #
Dear General, Sir
While other presidents have been known to eat cotton-candy, Our Leader is busy wrestling lions. Our Leader is the first president to pin a giant cat without any weapon except his loin cloth. Having said that, I am disturbed by the article you linked to because other readers have picked up on some hidden meaning and are perpetrating a massive fraud. It is the suggestion that that some Christians are starting to think that the right to life doesn't end at birth. We joke around a lot here, General, Sir, but this is serious. This could be the end of warfare as we know it.
Dutifully Yours,
T. Kosciusko
Remember Poland, my homeland
W is for aWsome Wrestler
poputonian |
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10.27.04 - 6:34 pm | #
Don't worry, Jezebel. Our Glorious Leader has a salute for all those LIE-berals and DEMON-crats.
- Your Attorney General
John Asscroft |
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10.27.04 - 6:53 pm | #
General,
A note of public interest to your followers who happen to live in the Seattle area. I have been consulting with French officials to display several large banners on the retaining wall in front of my home (and directly across the street from the polling place in my N. Seattle neighborhood). If anyone is interesting in helping, or contributing either artistic skill or ideas for slogans, please feel free to email me.
I'm on the front lines and the French are attacking Mr. Eskew, patriot again. He writes:
I'm stunned the Other Side wants to keep talking about Iraq. It plays into the President's strongest suit among undecided voters... Without it to talk about, what would the Kerry message be right now? I guess there's plenty of negative reporting about the President to choose from, but those headlines still don't comprise a compelling case to replace a strong leader in a time of war.
I agreed with him defending Our Leader thusly:
"What prescient wisdom that in March of 2003 Our Leader began laying the groundwork for his re-election campaign by creating a "time of war"."
Some people just don't get politics.
poputonian |
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10.27.04 - 10:33 pm | #
Hey T.K. I've enjoyed your posts over there.
patriotboy |
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10.28.04 - 12:05 am | #
It's hard work, but it's my duty.
Heh heh.
I was in tears Saturday.
poputonian |
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10.28.04 - 12:47 am | #
I fear for Our Leader in this time of doubt and weakness among the frenchified scoundrels who keep forgetting that words speak louder than actions. Anybody can do the right thing, but who among us can state the categorical truths of Leadership, Freedom and Democracy in as masterful a fashion as God W. Bush? And who would stoop so low as to miss the point that Our Leader can do no wrong, make no mistakes, bear no blame for the failures of John Kerry and the Liberals for losing in Iraq and Afghanistan, starting a recession just as He took office, and unfairly pointing out the alleged disappearance of 3/4 million pounds of high explosives and just how many vases nobody knows. Our Leader has a plan, the October Surprise, and it is not his fault if that surprise comes in early November.
Ronjazz |
10.28.04 - 12:49 am | #
Jesus General,
Sir, this is an ALERT! Hard evidence proves seals were intact in Al QaQaa March 2003 right before IAEA left country.
Happy Hunting Sir. Salute!
Henry |
10.28.04 - 2:47 am | #
Sir, we have taken the liberty of preparing a timeline of the al Caca scandal. While we have demonstrated that the Ruskies are not the villians in this piece, we have yet to find evidence that would exonerate the French.
Pudentilla |
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10.28.04 - 4:16 pm | #
Dear General,
Gin'rul, Suh:
Only someone with the massive intellect of our Dear Leader could understand that direct federal intervention through a constitutional amendment regardless of what each state wants is the right way to deal with gay marriage while gay civil unions are obviously a state's rights issue. I know he must be brilliant because his position makes absolutely no sense at all to me!
your link requires registration general
Dear General, Sir
Don't worry, Jezebel. Our Glorious Leader has a 
General,
I fear for Our Leader in this time of doubt and weakness among the frenchified scoundrels who keep forgetting that words speak louder than actions. Anybody can do the right thing, but who among us can state the categorical truths of Leadership, Freedom and Democracy in as masterful a fashion as God W. Bush? And who would stoop so low as to miss the point that Our Leader can do no wrong, make no mistakes, bear no blame for the failures of John Kerry and the Liberals for losing in Iraq and Afghanistan, starting a recession just as He took office, and unfairly pointing out the alleged disappearance of 3/4 million pounds of high explosives and just how many vases nobody knows. Our Leader has a plan, the October Surprise, and it is not his fault if that surprise comes in early November.
Jesus General,
Sir, we have taken the liberty of preparing a 
