An assortment of very manly comments


Dear General,

These assholes are sick!

To actually be concerned with the so-called "rights" of Hell-bound Heathens over the Chosen People's State Security!

Hell boy! A few batons shoved up their asses or electrodes tickling these brown Trash doesn't signify when you reflect on their uneviable fates when they are finally dead and in Hell.
These bleeding heart liberals need to get a sense of proportion.


General,

I suggest we buy them an all expense paid trip to Guantanamo, so they can reflect on the error of their ways.

Torture is in the eye of the beholder. The potential Inquisitor General has a fine understanding of the fact that torture is a relative term; if you ain't a relative, it ain't torture.


Gravatar Don't forget the other twin scourges of abortion and sex ed. Good God, people, we're fighting a war against terrorism that is going to last throughout our lifetimes; we're gonna need all the Christian soldiers we can produce!

Ladies! Battle stations!


Gravatar Come on. United Church of Christ? We are NOT talking about true-blue (or, shall we say, True Red) CHRISTIANS here, but namby-pamby (maybe NAMBLA-pambla?) LIBERAL deceivers who have never cracked open a Left Behind novel or contributed once to Concerned for Family Values. TRUE Christians are still resolute in their total support for OUR LEADER-ALL Our Leaders' policies.


Gravatar General,

I have deep issues with three signatures to the above letter.
Their deeply felt and highly misguided concerns are tearjerking and heartfelt, but get a grip here, folks. Some of the signers seem to have been artifically created (such as what political parties do to the vote count). For example:

"Rabbits for Human Rights North America" Are you telling me that these animals can actually type?

"Episcopal Migration Ministries" If they have migrated, then why are they still here? Are they American?

"Jesus on the Family Institute" is the worst of all. It sounds like a Kama Sutra position Jesus takes with the entire family.

Torture wouldn't touch the devil in these people (and animals).


Gravatar General, SIR!

Just as the French Geneva Conventions don't apply to A-rabs (or in this new Era of Values, I forget which), torture is just fine for infidels just as it is for the homosexuals in my basement

they've been very, very naughty and will be PUNISHED

I cannot believe that these men of G-d have forgotten that. I mean, look what torture did for our Lord!

I did, and my little soldier wasn't so little any more.
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Gravatar Mein General,

Alberto "Inquisitor" Gonzales has just proclaimed that he won't torture anyone...no, really, I mean it...stop laughing!


Gravatar Actually, I think you have to laud these people. They know what they're doing trying to trick the liberals like that. Making everyone believe it's all about the torture. Truth is, I've got it on good word that Alberto is a Mexican Speaker or something like that. How the hell can we let a non-white into a top position in the guvmint?! He'll probably start arresting people for not eating at Taco Bell or something.


Gravatar Most of the preceding comments are as inane and despicable as the original note which implied that Falwell and Robertson, Satan's greatest representatives, represent true Christians. I urge that whatever the religious convictions of the reader may be, he or she consider the words and example of Jesus, rather waste time feeding their ego by using the gutter obscenities that only indicate limited intelligence and impoverishment of mind and spirit.


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