They have even been observed in recurring acts of infanticide.
Off Scotland, a scientist watched in shock for nearly an hour as an adult dolphin repeatedly picked up a baby in its mouth and smacked it against the water, over and over, until it sank from view.
Off Virginia, researchers found at least nine baby dolphins killed, their ribs broken, their skulls and vertebrae smashed. One small body bore puncture marks matching the pattern of adult dolphin teeth.
"We have such a benign image of dolphins," said Dr. Dale J. Dunn, a veterinary pathologist at the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology in Washington, who aided the Virginia study. "So finding evidence of violence is disturbing."
I'm surprised the General uses Amazon. Fifty-eight percent of their campaign contributions went to Democrats. Of course, Barnes and Noble gave 98% of their contributions to the liberals. I suggest the General buy his books from Home Depot which directed a whopping 98% of its campaign contributions to God's Party.
The Admiral |
Homepage |
01.06.05 - 8:41 am | #
Well, I'm no ethnobiologist, but it seems to me that "penis fencing" actually describes pretty accurately the wars of Bush The Elder and Bush The Younger...
Oh, and I agree with the Admiral: a book you can't find at Home Depot is a book you don't need to read. If absolutely necessary, like when H/D is out of the Tim LaHaye book of the moment, it's okay to go to Wal*Mart for it, though.
cinnamondog |
01.06.05 - 11:00 am | #
Sir:
Speak for yourself. This human uses penis fencing whenever possible to settle disgreements. I have found that it is the best way to make women submit as they cannot particpate in the fencing competition and must forfeit.
It has caused some awkward situations at work, and when I got that speeding ticket but other than that I find it very effective.
Jethro Q. Walrustitty, MP |
01.06.05 - 11:47 am | #
Something funny happened on my way to the Home Depot Yard Improvement, Gazebo, and Fencing desk. My questions on penis fencing were met with the oddest looks. My best guess is the fine, muscular gentlemen were embarrassed I'd found a gap in their professional knowledge. I wasn't suggesting anything immoral; I'd always understood good fencing makes for good neighbors. Besides, without good penis fencing, how's a man going to practice with his epee in the privacy of his own?
Foil me once, can't get foiled again,
Capt. Twelve A.M. Midnight, E.S.T.
CapMidnight |
01.06.05 - 12:09 pm | #
I think Bob the Builder shops at Home Depot.
kall |
01.06.05 - 12:34 pm | #
General, Sir!
Proud to report, Sir, that you are the most respected reviewer of them all. We all know statistics don't lie: 103 of 107 people found your review helpful.
If that isn't a ManDate, I don't know what is!
The second most-read reviewer is the suspiciously-named "Brad Krone" who asserts "The authors should be commended for their willingness to assess scientific data objectively, even when it means contradicting the prevailing scientific establishment..."
But only 48 of 104 found "Brad's" review helpful. He obviously didn't pick up on the morality issue which any astute creationist such as yourself can see is a compelling reason for giving this otherwise fine textbook less than a 5-star rating.
"Brad Krone," I fart in your general direction!
The French Taunter |
01.06.05 - 2:58 pm | #
Sir, General, Sir!
There is a subversive website called the "Panda's Thumb" that has an entire thread on ape ejaculate issues, what more damning evidence of the total depravity of these "so called" evolutionist do you need! Our bodily fluids are indeed in danger!
Genrul:
I'm surprised the General uses Amazon. 
I think Bob the Builder shops at Home Depot.
Sir, General, Sir!
Panda's Thumb is a shot at Pandagon and Ezra? 
The General is a wise and learned man, I would be his wingman any day.
