I shall carry my RJ tote bag to the Inaugural.

That is, if I was invited to any of it.

You see, it's the oral surgery -- it slows down the invitation procurement process....
Anonymous | 01.06.05 - 2:21 am | #

General Sir,

I commend America, and Mr Gonzales in particular for re-establishing the robust practices of Rugby Public School, before that bleeding heart Dr Arnold ruined the place with his advanced French ways, boy s were held against the fire and roasted, dipped into freezing wells and caned by the head master and turned into loyal fags for the senior boys. If it's good enough for the English upper class it's good enough for the Musselmen. I'm sure that many pages of Gonzales copy of Tom Brown's School Days are creased, filled with emmisions of marginalia and vigorously glued together after hours of dedicated study.

Faithfully,
Snakehandler McAdder Esq KBE | 01.06.05 - 7:04 am | #

Sir,

Thank God we have True American Patriots like Adam Yoshida to set the record straight about this whole "torture" thing.
melior | 01.06.05 - 6:02 pm | #