People are missing the point about Our Leader's aproving torture against the Evil Doers.
When Alberto Gonzales put out the infamous memo that put Our Dear Leader above the law, he was simply following his Evangelical belief that America is a Christian nation, and that God's laws will come before any so-called "laws" that were voted in by bleeding heart French or Demoncrats.
Now that Herr Gonzobelles is now the Attorney General, maybe he can simplify his stand on dealing with Evil-Doers so that even the French Senators like Kennedy can understand.
I suggest:
"Fuck with the Bull, you get the horn."
Holy Jack |
01.07.05 - 6:07 am | #
How about:
"Mess with us bitch, and we'll throw the switch."
Or if you want to go with understatement, "We've got a deal you can't refuse."
The Venerable Ed |
01.07.05 - 6:30 am | #
General, sir;
You've got to admire our Dear Leader's administration and their ability to ferret out minorities who are against basic civil rights. Clarence Thomas, Rod Paige, Elaine Chao and now Alberto "Abu Ghraib" Gonzalez.
We should be praising this administration for their ability to prove that you don't have to be white to be ignorant, prejudiced, ill-informed, and callous. The new Rainbow Coalition!
wry twinger |
01.07.05 - 8:41 am | #
Your artwork is some of the best I've seen on blogs, and is consistently the "picture that's worth a thousand words." I'd visit you site just to see that, but I also find your commentary cocsistently entertaining- but more importantly- informative.
I came across this article in the NYTimes (I konw, probably French) yesterday and thought it might interest you. It's by FRITZ STERN, a refugee from Hitler's Germany and a leading scholar of European history, who compares the "Christian" right to Hitler and the Nazis. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/0.../
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Thanks for you constant inspiration....Keep on bloggin'.
wolly jon |
01.07.05 - 8:45 am | #
General, Sir!
As perceptive Sgt Morrigan observed in a previous post, we of the True Right are now in the strongest position ever to root out heresies of the do-gooder homo-smooching homeless-coddling insurgent-rooting liberal left.
To paraphrase Sgt M's cited reference: “Whether the Belief that there are such Beings as [Freedom-hating Evil-doers] is so Essential a Part of the [Conservative] Faith that Obstinacy to maintain the Opposite Opinion manifestly savours of Heresy.”
I learned of this through Americablog, but suspected you would want to be directly informed.
oddjob |
01.07.05 - 9:40 am | #
Where's the Golgotha Shit Demon when you need it?
Smitty Werbenmanjensen |
01.07.05 - 10:15 am | #
Gonzales is the kid who got an ass whippin on the playground every day.
Snuffy's Evil Twin |
01.07.05 - 10:18 am | #
NObody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
The Venerable Ed |
01.07.05 - 10:27 am | #
Sir,
Deepest apologies for the post from my twin! He has escaped again from the Mississippii home for the politically insane near Bolixi. They are so desperately understaffed these days.
Snuffy |
01.07.05 - 10:39 am | #
Oddjob,
One wonders if the Gay Gas the army was testing was accidently leaked into Oklahoma high schools. How else could one explain the rampant lesbianism in such a good, Christian state?
Dorothy |
Homepage |
01.07.05 - 10:50 am | #
General:
I write to commend your efforts in helping our administration bring justice to the evildoers. Sad that we have to break a few crockpots to cook this souffle, but that's how it goes. Not that we actually eat that French shit. Just a figure of speech, ya know.
Hopefully, we can get together for some naked oil wrasslin sometime. As I write this, Powderfinger and Iron Fist are oiling up and preparing to go.
They look so cute in their widdle jock straps.
Heterosexually yours,
Charles
Lizaroid Master Charles Johnso |
01.07.05 - 10:52 am | #
I'm sorry, but you are Fucking Hysterical. Keep up the good work!
Sarah |
Homepage |
01.07.05 - 11:11 am | #
Dear General,
If I may speak freely without incurring the imputation of presumption, I am compelled to inquire whether you got permission from Mel Gibson to feature his Lord in a public display? I know he's touchy on that head, what with his role as Christ's exclusive agent here on earth, the royalty income, and so on. I make it a general practice to check with Mel before invoking the Lord in any fashion, including my daily prayers. He's usually very generous in granting each request, especially if graphic torture pornography is involved. God, he loves that (and it's what he does best.) If your time permits, you might give him a call, just to keep our conservative brotherhood in harmony.
poputonian |
Homepage |
01.07.05 - 11:13 am | #
Dear General,
If I may speak freely without incurring the imputation of presumption, I am compelled to inquire whether you got permission from Mel Gibson to feature his Lord in a public display? I know he's touchy on that head, what with his role as Christ's exclusive agent here on earth, the royalty income, and so on. I make it a general practice to check with Mel before invoking the Lord in any fashion, including my daily prayers. He's usually very generous in granting each request, especially if graphic torture pornography is involved. God, he loves that (and it's what he does best.) If your time permits, you might give him a call, just to keep our conservative brotherhood in harmony.
poputonian |
Homepage |
01.07.05 - 11:13 am | #
Bravo, General. I understand that in some French versions of the Bible (fortunately ignored by dear Revs. Falwell and Robertson) Jeebus did awful communist things such as robbing banks and consorting with the homeless.
What did he expect from dear Mr. Asscroft's Justice Department with a criminal record like that?
MO |
01.07.05 - 11:16 am | #
The Iraqis should be honored. Our religion is centered around the torture of a middle eastern man by occupiers. We're giving them the highest honor by treating them just like our Lord.
Biggun1 |
01.07.05 - 11:52 am | #
Sir,
The best part of Mel Gibson's film was that we got to watch the flensing of Jesus, in slow motion, with the blood spatters hanging in the air.
It's only a matter of time until the rights to air live shots from Gitmo and Abu Ghraib are licensed to Fox News, so we can watch the Lord's work in realtime.
melior |
01.07.05 - 11:57 am | #
General, Sir:
There's something wrong with that hippie! As our chief philosophers state, real Christian patriots bleed red white and blue. You even have to squint to see if that French hippie oozes even one color. Thank goodness our Leader gave us the means to expose such frauds!
Pacific John |
Homepage |
01.07.05 - 12:47 pm | #
General,
As promised, Dear Leader has brought Democracy to Torture! Now that he has slashed taxes, cut social programs, and nailed our enemies what else is there for a poor, humble servant of the Lord to do but to Microwave the Brown People?
Recommend Sgt Morrigan be promoted to Newtenant, effective immediately!
Anyone so intimately acquainted with Holy Grailisms should be a valuable asset in our never-ending quest for Truth, Justice and the American Way for All Those Who Agree With Us.
"Now go away or I shall taunt you again!"
The French Taunter |
01.07.05 - 2:00 pm | #
Melior, my understanding is that when told Fox News was seeking the broadcast rights to Abu Ghraib torture-pornography, Mel Gibson said, "Over my hairy ass. I'm the torture-porn King."
Damn. Idiot /napolean dynamite. I did it again. Every time I mention Mel's hairy ass my little soldier stands tall. It's embarrassing here at work.
poputonian |
Homepage |
01.07.05 - 3:05 pm | #
General,
Excuse me for breaking ranks here, but that Jesus appears more like the wussy Hollywood version brought by otherwise saintly and very manly Mel Gibson. Don't you remember the Real Right-Wing Jesus? He wouldn't be on the cross, he would be fuckin' crucifying all those brown people!
Oh, and don't forget X-Treme Jesus too, with Karate Chop action!
Ironically enough, it was those two pics that got me the most comments ever on my blog so far (7). Maybe Jesus blessed my blog that day.
Angry Pat |
Homepage |
01.07.05 - 3:10 pm | #
"Your father was a hamster, and your mother smelled of elderberries!!!"
Morrigan |
Homepage |
01.07.05 - 9:16 pm | #
We need a revival of "Son O' God" comics, from the late, lamented '70s National Lampoon.
The Dark Avenger |
01.07.05 - 10:39 pm | #
It's only a matter of time until the rights to air live shots from Gitmo and Abu Ghraib are licensed to Fox News. No, no not news--reality TV. I can see it now: "You're set on fire."
Travis |
Homepage |
01.08.05 - 12:44 am | #
You must get Holy Grail on DVD and play the Japanese-dubbed version of the French-taunting scene re-translated into English. OMFG.
I will throw my runny nose at you.
Julie O. |
01.08.05 - 2:14 pm | #
Your artwork is some of the best I've seen on blogs, and is consistently the "picture that's worth a thousand words." I'd visit you site just to see that, but I also find your commentary cocsistently entertaining- but more importantly- informative. 
General, Sir!
Oddjob,
Dear General,
Sir,
General, Sir:
General,
Wish I would have thought of this. You're beating me at my own game. Kudos.
Quoted from the French Taunter:
We need a revival of "Son O' God" comics, from the late, lamented '70s National Lampoon.
Oh, you should have used uggabugga's DOJ seal!
It's only a matter of time until the rights to air live shots from Gitmo and Abu Ghraib are licensed to Fox News. No, no not news--reality TV. I can see it now: "You're set on fire."
You must get Holy Grail on DVD and play the Japanese-dubbed version of the French-taunting scene re-translated into English. OMFG.
