While I liked your chicken comment, ("girth" of a toe?!) why don't you guys just let the social conservatives and rightie liberatarians and moderates have this one out? Make popcorn. Your commenters are going to shut down the thread with attacks.

"What a bunch of hopeless dipshits you people are."

Who exactly is that wonderful man referring to? Everyone on the board? Unsubtle commentary liable to cause the host to shut down the discussion.
Bill from INDC | Homepage | 01.07.05 - 9:21 pm | #

General Sir,

I don't see what they're making such a fuss about. Kid Rock's lyrics are representative of the Republican Right's attitude toward Americans, in general.
thomas | 01.07.05 - 9:28 pm | #

Didn't Donny and Marie do that whole "little bit country / little bit rock and roll" thing back in the 70s? And isn't that what Kid Rock does? So then why not get Donny and Marie to play? They say cock in public quite infrequently, from what I understand -- though, for the purposes of full disclosure, I should mention that Marie has, like, 42 children. So it's not like she's unfamiliar with the thing.

In her defense, though, she is a crazy Mormom.
Jeff G | Homepage | 01.07.05 - 11:09 pm | #

Kidd Rock was recently observed consorting with Al Quaeda operatives. The Lizardoid master orders us to capture and torture this traitor. The attack team will consist of Ms. Malkin, Rayra, myself and Reaganite. LGF will prevail!!

If we're successful, maybe Charles will finally give me a "reacharound." He's never done that before.

Powderfinger of LGF
Powderfinger | 01.07.05 - 11:21 pm | #

For some reasons, the link doesn't work. Clicking on it brings up the message: "www.michellemalkin.com could not be found". Same results going via Google. Could it be that her site has been shut down by hackers?
Sickduck | 01.08.05 - 12:49 am | #

For some reasons, the link doesn't work. Clicking on it brings up the message: "www.michellemalkin.com could not be found". Same results going via Google. Could it be that her site has been shut down by hackers?

I can't get to Michelle's site OR Instapundit tonight. I suspect that, like Mr. Armstrong, they received pay from the Bush administration for their opinions, and so have been shut down by the Blog Police.
s.z. | Homepage | 01.08.05 - 1:03 am | #

Amazingly, a French/Islamofascist attack has shut down my site and Michelle's. But we shall prevail.

While we fix this thing, I'm gently cradling Glenn Reynolds head in my lap. Easy boy, easy, now pay homage to the Lizaroid master.
Charles "LGF" Johnson | 01.08.05 - 1:16 am | #

As many of you know, I'm a renowned guitarist/singer/songwriter. To honor the General, heres the lyrics to my latest little ditty:

I'm shooting democrats
in the hot sun

it's against the law
but it sure is fun!
Charles "LGF" Johnson | 01.08.05 - 1:51 am | #

Sir,

I believe I have discovered the Biblical Code key to decipher Kid Rock's prophecies.

Every time he says "cock" it's really a euphemism for "tax cuts".

Likewise, "bitches" is just hep youth slang for "terrorists".

I'm not 100% certain but I suspect "pimp" may be a reference to "Porter Goss".

And though I'm still struggling to transliterate "Whamma-maglalang-dong" I think I'm very close to a shocking revelation. I'll be sure to notify Ms. Malkin when I have unlocked the final secret.
melior | 01.08.05 - 2:32 am | #

General,

It's clear to me, as the internet's foremost expert on Michelle Malkin**, that she was driven to some sort of heady foolishness by the feelings of liberation derived from having an excuse to write the word "fuck" repeatedly. This "fuck"-induced endorphin rush led her to do something she'd never do in a million fucking years: open her fucking comments again. What else could she have possibly fucking expected?

**Claim made for blogwhoring purposes only; does not necessarily indicate poster's arrogance.
Auguste | Homepage | 01.08.05 - 3:27 am | #

I'm with Thomas on this one. Kid Rock speaks (or shouts, or very occasionally sings) for the Republican Party and embodies its values and mores. Let him play on the main stage at the inauguration. And have Mickey Rooney flash the crowd periodically, too.

After all, if Kid Rock can't play at the inauguration, the terrorists will have won! And as an Amerikan, I find that thought abhorrent.
cinnamondog | 01.08.05 - 9:26 am | #

I believe I have discovered the Biblical Code key to decipher Kid Rock's prophecies.

melior

A friend mentioned the name of a book on this subject of codes hidden in words (such Our Leader's speeches) to the faithful. I gather it's very popular, but I cannot find anything via Google. Perhaps I heard it wrong--I've a head-cold from recently braving the weather to examine the neighborhood snowmen for inappropriate appendages and the like. You know how kids are. Anyway, it's something like "Da Chimpy Code."

Wondering what "fuck" really is,
Capt. Twelve A.M. Midnight, E.S.T.
CapMidnight | 01.08.05 - 12:33 pm | #

Sir, General, Sir,

A covert operation should be mounted to spray-paint a dick and scrotal sac into Ms. Malkin's mouth.

'Thank a Republican'

Buzz Meeks

Chair, Drunk Drivers for Bush/Cheney
Buzz meeks | 01.08.05 - 1:26 pm | #

Well, if it shut down her comments section, I guess no loss, although I enjoyed the general's scribblings. However, losing her site entirely? How did we get so lucky? Unfortunately, it's back.
Ronjazz | 01.08.05 - 2:56 pm | #

Did anyone get a pic of the comments? Mine simply noted the Bush family hypocrisy and the winger's being threatened by kid rock. SCHISM.

Apply pressure until wingnuts come unhinged...
Mr. Murder | 01.08.05 - 3:57 pm | #

Wow the comments are still up. The only thing gone is the mention of Neil's herpes.

I think Michelle has got the hots for me to keep that post going otherwise...

See our tax dollars at work? Michelle for interment, Williams for NCLB, one big happy payola binge.
Mr. Murder | 01.08.05 - 4:06 pm | #

Wayne Newton wasn't available?
The Magpie Herself | Homepage | 01.08.05 - 4:22 pm | #

Teabagging is a red state value?

And here I was thinking of moving to parts north.

Here in Texas, it usually only takes about three drinks before a cute little Promise Keeper girl will suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. I asked my Damned Yankee friends what the going rate was in the northern Oral Sex Ownership Society and they said "what's a trailer hitch?"

No wonder they lost the war.
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Grand Moff Texan | Homepage | 01.09.05 - 1:31 pm | #

She shut down the comments? That was the only damn thread on her page that allows comments. I guess some people are so smart that seeing other opinions are painful for them.
thehim | Homepage | 01.09.05 - 10:12 pm | #