Strike Force Bottom...

Oh, Manny!

+++
MJS | Homepage | 06.18.05 - 5:33 pm | #

Demaning to bottoms
May I suggest Strike Force Golden Shower ?
Patrick ONeill | Homepage | 06.18.05 - 5:38 pm | #

It's got to be a "B" word, Patrick.
patriotboy | Homepage | 06.18.05 - 5:53 pm | #

I went to a store to buy a protective codpiece for my little soldier (you can never be too careful) and the nice man behind the counter suggested "Backdoor" or "Boyscout".

I think those sound good.
Randolph Carter | 06.18.05 - 7:55 pm | #

Colloquial Cthulhu would also submit:

babbling
betraying
blathering
blowhard
bootlicking
brown-nosing
banal
backward
birdbrained
besotted
boring
brainless
batty
blockheaded
banausic
base
bromidic

just off the top of His tentacled head.


Great Cthulhu | 06.18.05 - 8:19 pm | #

Boink?
jus' sayin' | 06.18.05 - 8:43 pm | #

It's good, bottom; reminds one of presidents and presidential spokespersons currently missing jimjefgannonguckert. A top, IIRC.

Now, do you mean to tell me that you can't get recruiters to go to Las fucking Vegas? It's the perfect spot for the escalation (remember that?) of the new press-gang and kidnapping tactics. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. And it couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of pansies and wussies anyway. The Army still needs lieutenants, too.
ronjazz, the antiLieberman | 06.18.05 - 11:14 pm | #

Strike Force Bottom... and will the Mission Logo feature a large, manly spatula? With a round, rosy little yellowphant bottom, glowing with the holy euphoria of righteous spanking?
Anntichrist S. Coulter | 06.19.05 - 1:36 am | #

I had a "eureka" moment.

Strike Force Browneye.
Randolph Carter | 06.19.05 - 3:59 pm | #

LOL - "bottom" is a gay slang term for a gay male who preferentially takes the receptive role in anal intercourse.

Try again...
Todd | 06.19.05 - 8:36 pm | #

Um, Todd, pumpkin, you must be new.

'Cause otherwise, I might be forced to thwack hell out of you with The Holy Spatula Of Redemption whilst screaming,

"DUH!!!!!!!"
Anntichrist S. Coulter | 06.19.05 - 10:03 pm | #

Annti;

Todd did say "preferentially". It stands to reason that a bunch of murkans who don't want to avoid serving in our armed forces (but are forced to do so by having "other priorities")would not willingly be buttboys for anyone, even their Reichwing Pansyfausts.

I was channel surfing this evening and stopped at RCCSI (Roman Catholic Crime Scene Inventing). They are actually moving from Doctorsenator Frist's video diagnosis to the contention that since nobody can prove that Terri wasn't offed by her hubby--she must have been. God, I wish I had that kind of faith.
democommie | 06.19.05 - 11:25 pm | #

Buttboy is much better.

-
Karl Olson | 06.20.05 - 8:57 am | #

Strike Force BEEEE-yach, Yo!!!
Tommy | 06.20.05 - 11:31 am | #

General,

Sir. Your choice for the name of this strike team is outstanding. Sources deep in the French community have intimated that Washington, D.C. is known as a town "full of bottoms." In fact, there is a shortage of their "complementary opposites."

Apropos and inspired, Sir.

Your humble and obedient servant,

Flavius Bocephus
Flavius Bocephus | 06.20.05 - 12:11 pm | #

Why not Strike Force Bear? Then Sully might pay attetion.
zach | 06.20.05 - 2:12 pm | #

"It stands to reason that a bunch of murkans who don't want to avoid serving in our armed forces (but are forced to do so by having "other priorities")would not willingly be buttboys for anyone, even their Reichwing Pansyfausts."

DemoCom, you got any money to back up that wager?
Anntichrist S. Coulter | 06.20.05 - 7:27 pm | #

Annti:

Every, and I mean every time I forget to finish a thought (okay, that's most always)you just seem to be there waiting for it. Okay, fair enough.

I was on my lunch hour and since I work for a woman who would put Chulthu off his feed I tend to be paranoic about posting from my desk.

In any event I meant to say that they would not to want to be seen as willing buttboys... The truth is that most republicowards I know are either at the prep school stage of sexual development of the spatula of correction stage of perversion.

Pardon my sloppiness and I will try harder in future to complete my thought pro.... oh, look, something shiny!
democommie | 06.20.05 - 7:48 pm | #

Strike Force Top Dog is the code for Private Gannon... or Gannon's Privates...
Mr.Murder | 06.20.05 - 9:55 pm | #

Mr. Murder:

I had finally gotten The General's graphic of JimmyJeff out of my beleagured skull, and THERE YOU GO AGAIN.

Thanks a ton.

Really.

~~~~~~~~~~
DemoCom: You set 'em up, I'll knock 'em out. Just don't make it so easy for me, you wouldn't want me to get BORED, now would you?

Besides, what are snootier-than-thou Aryan-Youth boarding schools FOR, but to teach all wayward monied youth the value of a good reach-around?!??!

I always figured that they were the WASPy answer to convent schools for girls...

'Cause, y'know, them WASPy chicks are a little... unimaginative... when they go to boarding schools... how that ever became the topic of porn flix, I have no idea.
Anntichrist S. Coulter | 06.21.05 - 10:35 pm | #