There they go again, with that "Do as I say, not as I do, MoFo!" rationale...
I just hope that Molly Ivins lives long enough to piss on Rick Perry's political grave.
Anntichrist S. Coulter |
06.23.05 - 3:20 am | #
The gov was speaking Spanish!
Adios means good-bye, and "mofo" is spanish for "big sloppy donkey dick" or something.
Boyd Fletcher |
06.23.05 - 5:16 am | #
Dear General,
I'm glad to see that Governor Perry has totally embraced elements of our great African American culture by his distainful dismissal of the cheeky lib reporter with the classic AMF retort. I wish that Dear Leader Bush would follow suit in his news confrences.
Maybe it would be something like this:
Jeff Gannon asks, "Mr. President, how do you feel about the Demo-rats' evil obstruction of John Bolton's nomination?"
Dear Leader responds, "Why frankly, Jerry, that makes me mad like a motherfucker!"
Just think of the inroads our Conservative Kultural Revolution could make in the brown community if He spoke their language!
Capability Jones |
06.23.05 - 6:09 am | #
General-Sir,
I regret that I have do not have the honor of making a more favorable report. I believe that the Governor is anti-Semitic. MoFo is shorthand for Moses Follower.
St. Vitus |
06.23.05 - 9:28 am | #
You can imagine how proud I am to live in a state with Rick Perry as governor. It gives me a feeling similar to having something big shoved in my rear against my will.
Andy T. |
Homepage |
06.23.05 - 9:57 am | #
Sir, General, Sir,
It's obvious that Governor Perry was just making a very manly comment to that wiseass journalist. Everyone knows its OK to use cuss words and psuedo cuss words when dealing with vermin like the media and liberuls. Kinda like when ole Zell challenged Chris Matthews to a duel during the Republican convention.
I was, however, greatly disappointed by what the news station reported as the governor's response in a call back to the interviewer. The governor shouldn't a had to apologize. Sayin' MoFo is just a very manly, Christian warrior-like comment to make to someone not of Dear Leader's persuasion.
Bulworth |
Homepage |
06.23.05 - 10:16 am | #
General? I thought you were more informed than all of that.
Clearly, Governer-by-Divine-Right Perry was simply calling him out on his membership to the Mozilla Foundation, or MoFo for short.
my bet he picked up that language hanging around with those deviates from k street.that cheney kid is a cusser.
kingweasil |
06.23.05 - 10:45 am | #
Of all people who should remember, it's you: it's in the Book of Armements where, wielding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, Jesus chases the MotherFuckers out of the Temple.
Didn't you ever go to Sun's Day School?
David K. M. Klaus |
06.23.05 - 11:27 am | #
Of all people who should remember, it's you: it's in the Book of Armaments where, wielding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, Jesus chases the MotherFuckers out of the Temple.
Didn't you ever go to Sun's Day School?
David K. M. Klaus |
06.23.05 - 11:28 am | #
Capability Jones: I love your stuff, but, um, have you ever heard, perhaps, of Bill Hicks? George Carlin? Margaret Cho? Roseanne Barr? ME???
Point being --- "mofo" is no longer the sole property of Richard Pryor. I'm sure that he's still pissed about it, but there it is.
Anonymous |
06.23.05 - 1:27 pm | #
Perhaps its an acronym for Most Obvious French Operative, sir.
Cardinal Syn |
06.23.05 - 2:24 pm | #
Actually, Governor GoodHair is a Methodist. I wrote to his minister, James Mayfield (jim @ tarrytownumc.org) to ask whether Brother Perry might need a Come to Jesus meeting.
Dennis |
06.23.05 - 7:35 pm | #
I humbly apologize for repeating Dear Leader's off-the-mike quip about a certain reporter in these comments -- apparently the words are just a bit too naughty for non-Leaders to repeat in public. Royalty doth have its privileges.
Did not mean to offend anyone, except perhaps the French and homosexuals.
melior |
06.23.05 - 8:27 pm | #
Melior, pumpkin, surely you don't mean for us to infer that the usage of disparaging epithets is systemic within the Bush Dynasty, do you???
After all, it's not like no one around HERE has ever cussed... but then, none of us are frat-boy coke-heads with the tendency to bomb countries that didn't bomb us.
Anntichrist S. Coulter |
06.23.05 - 9:36 pm | #
Annti: Y'all knew, though, right?
Yep. It's as plain as the nose on your little potatohead.
Bakelite Lung |
06.23.05 - 11:08 pm | #
Good, Bakelite.
Wouldn't want anybody to get confused, ya know, maybe mistake me for a Stepford Democrat or anything... heh heh heh...
So how do ya like Darth Tater?
Anntichrist S. Coulter |
06.24.05 - 3:25 am | #
Is that a potato peeler in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Bakelite Lung |
06.24.05 - 10:30 am | #
Bakelite;
Damn you are on FIRE!! No,really. Or, are the flames metaphysical?
Annti;
Help me out here. I like to tell folks like Kalroy to fuck off and hope that they will go away. But when they keep butting in I really do want to ignore them as they keep positing the same silliness in different ways. Is they some sort of 'snarketiquette' I might employ. Sometimes when I read your posts I think of what Miss Manners might be like if she had some attitude and drawer full of various redemptive tools for the Inner Reptilicoward in the YR crowd.
democommie |
06.24.05 - 12:55 pm | #
DemoCom, you do me proud. Like I said in one of the below posts, people like Kalroy are obviously so delusional that they must be in state custody, so he deserves not our rage but our pity. And the only way to help someone that far down the Yellow Brick Road is to NOT ENCOURAGE HIM. Try to get him to pause, take a look around the world, and get a grip on reality. But as much as we exhaust ourselves in trying to explain reality to him, we can't do it FOR HIM. He has to see the truth for himself.
We have provided him with the tools to see the truth. If he's not up to it, he's simply not up to it. Even Jeebus couldn't save ALL of the lost sheep.
Bakelite, honey... Surely you have me confused with Divine or RuPaul or maybe J. Edgar Hoover. Trust me, this girl is ALL original parts. And if there was anything "prominent" in my pocket, it would be attached to a small power cord. Tsk, tsk.
One day, when you're a big boy, I'll tell you the story of Darth Tater...
Anntichrist S. Coulter |
06.24.05 - 4:38 pm | #
Actually, Annti dear, Our Lord and Savior HAS saved all the lost sheep, but guess who got stuck feeding them and grooming them and knitting the damn sweaters. Moi.
Mistress Magdalene |
06.27.05 - 3:17 pm | #
Awwww, HORSEpuckey!
I personally know of at least A HUNDRED "lost sheep" in the Faubourg Marigny ALONE --- ain't NOBODY savin' THEIR junkie asses!
And hey, there's worse things than sheep-shearing... you could be the de-louser down at Orleans Parish Prison...
Anntichrist S. Coulter |
06.28.05 - 2:11 am | #
There they go again, with that "Do as I say, not as I do, MoFo!" rationale...
The gov was speaking Spanish!
General-Sir,
You can imagine how proud I am to live in a state with Rick Perry as governor. It gives me a feeling similar to having something big shoved in my rear against my will.
Sir, General, Sir,
Of all people who should remember, it's you: it's in the Book of Armements where, wielding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, Jesus chases the MotherFuckers out of the Temple.
Perhaps its an acronym for Most Obvious French Operative, sir.
Actually, Governor GoodHair is a Methodist. I wrote to his minister, James Mayfield (jim @ tarrytownumc.org) to ask whether Brother Perry might need a Come to Jesus meeting.
General,
Sir,
Annti: Y'all knew, though, right?
