I don't know if "Operation Browneye" is manly enough.

I suggest "Operation Rimjob"- kind of a cross between Rambo and Yojimbo, two movies about manly men. Also, "Operation Furious Fisting" would be a nice fighting title. If we'd like a more poetic title, how about "Operation Chocolatey Love Pucker and the Purple Veiny Staff" I think that sounds like a fun, wholesome story.
CK | 06.23.05 - 4:54 am | #

How about "Operation Catcher"
Remember it's only gay if two guys do it.
Boyd Fletcher | 06.23.05 - 5:14 am | #

Ever since a recent strike force name change, Cubbins has been mooning me with great frequency. If he doesn't stop, I'm going to make him wear the mop wig as soon as we reach international waters...
The Admiral | Homepage | 06.23.05 - 8:16 am | #

Don't worry, nobody has claimed Operation Fudgepacker or Felch Strike! yet.
Tirebiter, Sector R | 06.23.05 - 8:58 am | #

"Strike Force Browneye," while undoubtedly manly, sounds like a Van Morrison song. And while the above suggestions are good, they don't start with a "b," and if you have only two strike forces, one has to start with an "a" and one has to start with a "b." That's the military way.

Therefore, I suggest that you consider using the word that means "a blow or thrust usually with the head or horns," since we want to strike blows at our foes with our heads, and thrust at them -- thrust and thrust until they experience our manly vigor. Therefore, how about "Strike Force Butt Warrior."
s.z. | Homepage | 06.23.05 - 9:12 am | #

General,
Problem with Browneye. Could denote discrimination against the Blue/Green eyed - and might be seen as a Brown People only Strike Force.
There is a movie out called, "Don't You Make My Brown Eye Red", obviously an emotional tear-jerker. I'll give it a radaring.
Sue | 06.23.05 - 9:57 am | #

Dear General Sir,
I was halfway in the car when it jumped over the curb and destroyed the fruit and vegetable stand as we left rotting city behind us. The young, er, college, Republicans had been so devastated by the nuns of operation yellow elephant that I knew right then all the years of celibacy were worth it for this one moment. I flipped the switch on the factory-installed bong of my Subaru Outback and took a big hit as the automatic lighter light up the bowl. As the smoke wafted about my head in patterns vaguely reminiscent of demons and barnyard animals it occurred to me that the soiling of young Republican britches was the result of our operation: Stink Force Browneye.
duhnonymous | 06.23.05 - 11:25 am | #

Stink Force Browneye!

i...err.. like it.
Hubris Sonic | Homepage | 06.23.05 - 11:32 am | #

Operation Gerbil Panic
Bruce | 06.23.05 - 11:51 am | #

I think we should honor a great Senator, sir, and rename it Strike Force Santorum!
David E. | 06.23.05 - 12:16 pm | #

It's clear that naming the special ops force has strayed from its original military purpose into a slightly perverted exercise about the anus.

I say stop this homophobic madness and reconsider using Bareback.
DL | Homepage | 06.23.05 - 12:18 pm | #

Some other suggestions:
Operation Beefcake
Operation BallsDeep
Operation Backroom
Operation Bollocks
Operation Bullhead

But giving the proper respect to our commander-in-chief, my top recommendation is:

Operation Bush Patrol
uranus_hz | Homepage | 06.23.05 - 12:38 pm | #

Operation Bogardanus?
Operation Broom---handle
Operation Buttboink
democommie | 06.23.05 - 1:16 pm | #

Oy.

I'm still looking for "Operation Chickenhawk."
Anntichrist S. Coulter | 06.23.05 - 1:36 pm | #

We should name the operation after the very manly Senator from Pennsylvania:

"Strike Force Santorum"
Cassius Chaerea | 06.23.05 - 2:30 pm | #

and I'm not the very, very manly David E ...
Cassius Chaerea | 06.23.05 - 2:31 pm | #

Operation Backdoor Draft.
daryl | 06.23.05 - 4:49 pm | #

Strike Force Darkstar
mulefly | 06.23.05 - 5:53 pm | #

Why not Strike Force Brownback?

Such a name would honor the honorable Senator Sam Brownback of Kansas.
secaucus | 06.23.05 - 7:38 pm | #

does 'Operation Buttress' sound too homosexual?
Uranus Hz | Homepage | 06.23.05 - 8:30 pm | #

General, Sir, I weep at your generosity.

Stong, manly tears of course, but nonetheless I am flattered that you chose something I suggested earlier.
Randolph Carter | 06.23.05 - 10:02 pm | #

General, for your perusal;

Operation Buttforthee--there go I.
democommie | 06.23.05 - 11:02 pm | #

General,

Having conducted a reconnaisance op in a local drinking establishment, The Pink Triangle, I rushed here to inform you about the use of "bottom" in certain deviant communities.

I see that another soldier has already done that job, and that you have corrected the problem. Bravo.

In my absence, my men compiled a list of alternative names, which may be of use to you:

Strike Force Bear
Strike Force Bug-Chaser

Thank you, sir, and God Bless.
Cpl. Pan T. Waist | Homepage | 06.24.05 - 6:28 pm | #

general,

since we are obviously entering from the street level of human decency down into the sewers of filth, i respectfully suggest "operation man hole."
skippy | Homepage | 06.24.05 - 7:11 pm | #

operation man hole

I like the sound of that, skippy.

What can I say? Your privates must be more skilled than my privates...

As you were.
Cpl. Pan T. Waist | Homepage | 06.24.05 - 9:07 pm | #

Check my link for a list of WWII Code Names. The Greatest Generation sure was muted in their choice of code names - perhaps the Free French were helping. I am a veteran of Operation Husky myself (not the Allied invasion of Sicily in 1943, going to Sears to get new pants with my Mom in 1973).

When the brave men of Strike Force Browneye embark on their first deployment may I suggest calling the mission:

Operartion Baby Arm Apple Fist.

It's subtle like names of yore and not fruity at all, except for the apple mention.
pvt. joejoejoe | Homepage | 06.27.05 - 4:59 am | #

I agree
Mabel | Homepage | 06.29.05 - 6:38 pm | #

Operation Bean-Juice!
Richard Joke | 08.17.05 - 7:49 pm | #