The International Consortium of Retarded Three-Year-Olds wants to know: Why is OYE even necessary? Why isn't our patriotic president exploiting his bully pulpit to call for patriotic young Americans to do their patriotic duty in this time of desperate need?
I suppose it would be disgustingly Gallic to suggest that the ol' frog-exploding frat-pledge-burning executed-woman-mocker gets a carnal kick at the thought of those nice, poor soldiers having such a miserable time of it thanks to their inadequate numbers and equipment.
So perhaps the problem is that when a political entity can't even begin to make an honest case for itself in terms of the public interest, it has to rely entirely on manipulating the emotions of its constituency to maintain political support. You see, this means telling 'em whatever they want to hear, which certainly doesn't include telling 'em that they have a civic responsibility of the sort that could easily get them killed.
Dan K. |
06.24.05 - 4:27 am | #
I SEE YOU HAVE CONSULTED GOD.
HOW DARE YOU POST ON HIS BLOG WITH UNAUTHORISED LINKAGES.
I'LL SEE YOU REALLL SOON.
HAVE SOME RESPECT, CHRIST
LUCIFER |
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06.24.05 - 4:43 am | #
Done. My faxed resolution to the Marriot Hotel has been sent.
Good thing I haven't checked out any library books lately
Ron Charest |
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06.24.05 - 9:01 am | #
For anyone who hasn't been to the Marriot yet, the ballroom is upstairs on the second floor, and the speakers series are upstairs as well. You can't get into the precedings without credentials (unless you sneak in), but you can hang out outside and perform operations. Today is purely speakers, but tomorrow is business.
Oh, and their happy hour is at Salon 5 from 1:30-3:00. If you can, be there.
Jordan |
06.24.05 - 10:48 am | #
They like to say around the bases that republicans don't volunteer.
Sir, the very idea! I demand an immediate court martial!
Bakelite Lung |
06.24.05 - 11:15 am | #
I sent the following e-mail to Mr. Puetz and have not heard back:
June 20, 2005
Stephen Puetz
Chair, California College Republicans
1903 West Magnolia Boulevard
Burbank, CA 91506
1-888-CCR-7976
re: A speaker for the upcoming 56th College Republican National Convention
Dear Mr. Puetz:
I am writing to you in your capacity as Chair of the California College Republicans, and, of course, as a fellow Republican. It may have escaped your notice that an ideal guest speaker for the upcoming 56th College Republican National Convention has recently affiliated herself to the Grand Old Party: Mary Carey. Ms. Mary “Mary Carey” Cook was a straight A student and dance scholar at Florida State University before embarking on a career in adult entertainment. This California entrepreneur enjoys great name recognition and did very well in the recall election for an independent.
Although she began as a libertarian, she has embraced absolute party loyalty and would do anything (anything!) for the good of the Party. I understand that she has even given up the practice of depilating her pubic region (a norm for her industry, or so I’m told), lest the public misinterpret it as a rebus for “Read my Lips: No More Bush.”
I have contacted Ms. Carey, and every sign shows that she is willing to confront the greatest challenge currently facing our President, our Party, and our Nation: drooping recruiting for the armed services. My idea is to present her as a speaker at the convention- not as keynote, but rather to close out an arduous day with a rabble arousing speech that would climax with her introducing a new campaign called “A Night of Enjoyment before Deployment.” Every Young Republican who enlists during the convention would go out with a bang- from Mary Carey or someone like her. I believe this could be the biggest tool for recruiting ever. Please do not squander this unique opportunity to spearhead this initiative!
I look forward to hearing from you at your convenience,
I'll bet these fine stewards of upright morality would appreciate a late night phone call of support for their no doubt vigorous advancement of the resolution.
The calls will serve as a welcome break from all those bible study meetings and other virtuous Xtian activities they will otherwise be doing through those long lonely nighttime hours.
Marriott Gateway main desk 1-703-920-3230
Eric Hoplin (guest)
Corinne Schwarz (guest)
Manny Espinoza (guest)
Kris Hart (guest)
Chuck Efstration (guest)
Paul Gourley (guest)
Jake Grassel (guest)
Stephen Puetz (guest)
Michael Davidson (guest)
jimmyjeff |
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06.24.05 - 4:50 pm | #
Sir:
Reporting in - 3 out of 9 faxes successfully sent. We have turned the corner, and the Young Republican are in their last throes (or something.)
Cpl. La Mora - Left Coast Form |
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06.24.05 - 4:58 pm | #
The International Consortium of Retarded Three-Year-Olds wants to know: Why is OYE even necessary? Why isn't our patriotic president exploiting his bully pulpit to call for patriotic young Americans to do their patriotic duty in this time of desperate need?
I SEE YOU HAVE CONSULTED GOD.
Done. My faxed resolution to the Marriot Hotel has been sent. 
For anyone who hasn't been to the Marriot yet, the ballroom is upstairs on the second floor, and the speakers series are upstairs as well. You can't get into the precedings without credentials (unless you sneak in), but you can hang out outside and perform operations. Today is purely speakers, but tomorrow is business. 
General, Sir:
I sent the following e-mail to Mr. Puetz and have not heard back:
I'll bet these fine stewards of upright morality would appreciate a late night phone call of support for their no doubt vigorous advancement of the resolution.
Sir:
Darth Wannabe:
