Perhaps the local recruiting office would like to send over a couple of their officers to stand outside the Marriot as well. Maybe hand out a few brochures.
They are probably not aware of the fact that there is a conference room full of pro-war youngsters getting plastered on Busch and being fed one hawkish slogan after another right under their very noses.
We can ship them to Iraq in the used caskets left over from the shipments home of dead soldiers.
They are vampires, this would suit them all.
Elaine Supkis |
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06.24.05 - 10:30 pm | #
General,
Perhaps you ought to dispatch a few brave volunteers to solict collection of the "empties" from the various sessions at the convention. Carry around a sack to collect them, and let everyone know you're going to trade them in at the recycling center for the deposits, to raise money for body armor for the troops.
Drink up, kids! It's for America! That's Freedom Booze!
Kagro X |
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06.24.05 - 11:26 pm | #
Dear General,
I have an idea. Many campus groups are listed on yahoo groups, no doubt many college republican chapters have a yahoo group. We should find these groups, invade them, and bombard them with recruitment information.
schwompa |
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06.25.05 - 12:39 am | #
To these brave undercover operatives and their reportage, I can only say,
"FUCK YEAH!!!!!!"
These people rock, Sir. Hard and heavy.
Anntichrist S. Coulter |
06.25.05 - 1:41 am | #
(And, ironically enough, unlike the Young Republicunts, I can say that with a straight face and stone-cold sober, even at 12:26 A.M. CST.)
Anntichrist S. Coulter |
06.25.05 - 1:42 am | #
Herr General!
Apparently, someone really is reporting from deep inside the rear. I have a few comments on this Grand Old Party.
1. "Where are MY reparations?"
Ze very question I have been asking since I lost the family's Sudetenland estate to Starving Ivan's 101 Soviet infantry in 44.
2. "Feminazi's beware?"
J'ai suis confuse? I thought young war-mongers liked female NAZI's. Who could possibly hate Brumhilde and why?
3. "It is the soildier, not the lawyer who has given us the right to a fair trial. It is the soilder, not the poet, who has given us a freedom of speech."
Bien sur! North Korea would be a bastion of liberty if not for its terrifying million man legal defense force. Meanwhile, it's covert Beaux Arts brigade enslaves a nation.
At this point if I were French, which I am most certainly not, I would point out that the poet Solzhenitsyn told great truths about the Gulag, which ultimately outlasted even the mighty Army of the Soviet Union. But any mention of Gulags might get you "Dick" Durbined so I'll pass.
Uber & out!
Der Kommissar |
06.25.05 - 3:37 am | #
General, sir:
Has anyone contacted the Justaminutehoney Men about OYE. I mean I know these guys are doing a hell of a job defending our border with Mehicco but think of how much more vital a service they might perform if they were to stop immigrants (heavily armed, all Qatted-up and looking to rock n' roll)slipping through the border between Iraq and Syria. Everyone from local commanders right up through Don "Warlord Emptyhat" Rumspelf has stated that cross border reinforcement of the handful of 'dead enders' who constitute the Iraqi Insurgency is a serious problem. Who better than the MM organization to take up the gauntlet. They already have desert training, a lot of them know how to wave guns and molest sortabrownfolks and they are KKKristian to the KKKore.
Actually I was reminded of them when I was watching the "The KKKWizard of Oz" recently. Bert Lahr, in his role as the Reptilicowardly Lion said of the Wicked Witchsurgent's deadender palace guards (obviously they were all fundamentalist madmen)"Lemme at em, I'll tear em apart, I'll murderlate 'em!" He had to be held back by the Tinfoil Hatman and the Pretendsident Strawman. At least I think I saw that movie, I was mixing Prozac with my Oxy that night (in preparation for listening to Brother Rush of the Holy Cyst).
democommie |
06.25.05 - 6:47 am | #
Hey, can't these Young Fascists READ?
Here's the poem that's inside one of their training brochures (from the Campus Progress blog);
"It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given
us freedom of the press.
It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given
us freedom of speech.
It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who
has given us the freedom to demonstrate.
It is the soldier, not the lawyer, who has given
us the right to a fair trial.
It is the soldier, who salutes the flag... who serves
under the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the
flag... who allows the protester to burn the flag.
Were it not for the brave... there would be no
land of the free."
Author Unknown
So what's the freaking holdup???
Virginia |
06.25.05 - 12:41 pm | #
Ahhh, but Miss Ginny, you miss the implied message there:
"It is the SOLDIER who does all of these things, so that WE DON'T HAVE TO. Thank Gawd For The Servant Class!"
Anntichrist S. Coulter |
06.25.05 - 3:05 pm | #
Can anyone get pictures of some of these losers and post them somewhere with a caption like "John Jones, College Republican, supports the war but won't serve"??
BobR |
06.25.05 - 6:51 pm | #
One of Bobby Eberle's friend is Jeff Gannon... I wonder just how friendly they are?
scroff |
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06.25.05 - 10:45 pm | #
It suddenly dawned on me that GOP stands for (to paraphrase the words of our noble vice president when asked why he managed not to serve in Viet Nam while thousands of those around him were heading off to service.....
"Got
Other
Priorities!!!!!!"
Support our Troops.....Bring Them Home
dweb |
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06.26.05 - 3:12 am | #
You
Only
Understand
Nepostism &
Greed
Really,
Enlist
Please.
Unless
Ball-
Less
Ideologue
Cowards
Aren't
Needed.
We can ship them to Iraq in the used caskets left over from the shipments home of dead soldiers.
General,
Dear General, 
To these brave undercover operatives and their reportage, I can only say,
Herr General!
Hey, can't these Young Fascists READ?
General, Sir:
ROFL!
It suddenly dawned on me that GOP stands for (to paraphrase the words of our noble vice president when asked why he managed not to serve in Viet Nam while thousands of those around him were heading off to service.....
support our troops, leave them in the sand
