Ok, and there I was looking like an idiot for an hour to see some OYE stickers. I did get a couple of pictures of frat boys on cell phones. DOn't look like militray material...yet...

Whoever our undercover people are, they were so good, I couldn't tell who they were. Would someone please follow over to my site and leave me a message or an email letting me know how I can join in on the fun? I even went by the Cyrstal City Sports Pub. NOBODY!
Desert Island Boy | Homepage | 06.25.05 - 1:22 am | #

That "The Power Of Seersucker Compels You" picture was truly one of the scariest things that I've ever seen.

And I've worked in the French Quarter.

At Mardi Gras.
Anntichrist S. Coulter | 06.25.05 - 1:34 am | #

Mon General,
You enlisted Knight Rider?
"Frankly, I want to be a politician. I'd like to survive to see that," said Vivian Lee, 17, a war supporter visiting the convention from Los Angeles.
MonkeyBoy | 06.25.05 - 1:59 am | #

General, sir,

CRAP.

No, no, wait. This is my acronym for the College Republicans/America's Patriots.

I've been reading some of the leaked out statements by some of the speakers at the convention. And it is definitely a bunch of CRAP.

From what has been said, one would think College Republicans were at the front lines, defending our Democracy.

Oh, wait, they are covering their asses while letting other patriotic souls, both Democrat, other Republicans and some Independents, put their asses on the line for our Democracy.

Three cheers for College Republicans/America's Patriots...or CRAP, as they're called by those on the front lines actually defending our Democracy.
The Oracle | 06.25.05 - 2:41 am | #

General, sir,

My mistake.

My previous post should have said:

CRAP?

as in, (College Republicans/America's Patriots?)

Because if anyone's patriotism should be called into questione, it is their's.

Sorry, sir. I know I can't live up to our Glorious Leader's high level of infallibility. Although, like him, I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong. Which caused my brain to short circuit because of the apparent contradiction. At least, that's what my psychiatrist told me. I'm much better now.

But, I know I made a mistake, sir. I know I must atone for the commission of my omission. Is the Spatula ready?
The Oracle | 06.25.05 - 3:36 am | #

General, Sir;

I don't know if you are aware of the College Age Reptilicoward organization called Young Republicans With Empty Consciences United Not To Serve. It does make for a rather large mouthful but the abbreviation, YRWECUNTS, would fit well on a puddled/xeriscaped version of the OYE Medallion.
democommie | 06.25.05 - 6:14 am | #

General Sir:

The liberal press is at it again, printing lies about those fine patriotic Young Republicans.
Bakelite Lung | 06.25.05 - 11:13 am | #

General Sir,

Just got off the line with another recruiter in Falls Church, apparently the only station in the area where they actually answer the phone. I gave Sgt. Kraft the run down on the CRNC convention and he says he knows where the CG Marriott is. He sounded interested though not as gungho as Sgt. Nauta was yesterday. I empathized with his plight these days trying to meet his quota and expressed my fears about the volunteer Army not being able to stay the course in Vietna...I mean Iraq. He said he'll check it out.
I'm didn't get a real "can do" vibe out of him. I'm thinking this isn't good enough. I may go to higher authority and try to find someone at the Pentagon willing to mount a fullscale assault.
Mark Garrity | Homepage | 06.25.05 - 1:20 pm | #

"As long as there's a steady stream of volunteers, I don't see why I necessarily should volunteer," said Lee, who has a cousin deployed in the Middle East.

~~~~

"I physically probably couldn't do a whole lot" in Iraq, said Tiffanee Hokel, 18, of Webster City, Iowa, who called the war a moral imperative. She knows people posted in Iraq, but she didn't flinch when asked why she wouldn't go.

"I think I could do more here," Hokel said, adding that she's focusing on political action that supports the war and the troops.

***"We don't have to be there physically to fight it," she said.***

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That's it, Bakelite. I'm gassing-up the Uterine Repo Tow Truck. Feel up to a road trip?
Anonymous | 06.25.05 - 3:02 pm | #

Fuuuuuuuck. That was me, btw.
Anntichrist S. Coulter | 06.25.05 - 3:04 pm | #

Jumpin' Manishevitz and Praise be to Allah! You too, Speedy Gonzalez!

This whole GOP gig gets more fragrant by the minute.

Clicking on to the conventioneers' site again, I went to

"Your Party Too!"

(Demecriminals would have "It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Wanna")

Here I learned the big tent philosophy of the baby GOP'ers. Taking a page out of the AirForceAcademy play book, ya gotta preach the Good Word to any minority you are unfortunate to run across. Poor Pussy Jews, Poor Pussy Latinos, Poor Pussy Muslims have traditionally been enslaved by the Dimacrats who practice "plantation" politics.

Sidle up to Schlomo, Ali Baba, and Rico. Tell them what a friend they have in Jesus and anybody that has red whales on their blue cords. Tell them anything, anything at all, but don't let them out of your sight. Tell them, "...They'll be movin' on up, up to the East Side and they'll finally be gettin' a piece of the pieyeeye".

Tell them that David Bowie meant them when he sang,

All night
She wants the young Republican
Young Republican
All night...blah, blah, blah.

If that doesn't get them they must be homos. Homos are ok if they have a lot of money and then we tell them about The Log (that kills me) Cabin guys. Keep them all together so none of us turn queer. That's just what the Homosexual Agenda wants. They want YOU.

Awesome, I just heard that Paris Hilton is "entertaining" in the Presidential Suite....Sweet!, get it? Suite, Sweet? No, see the two words sound...forget it, Dude. Got any rubbers?

It's My Party Too!!!!
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southhampton
stinkeye | 06.25.05 - 4:08 pm | #

General, Sir:

I just Googled "Operation Yellow Elephant" and there were 23,600 hits. Praise the Lord, Sir, you're truly getting the attention you deserve.

There's even a mention in an article in that Frenchfied Slate.
Bakelite Lung | 06.25.05 - 10:02 pm | #

well, it turns out that the College Republicans have "elected" a Gourley-man to be its President.

Among the Gourley-man's accomplishments has been sending a fundraising letter on RNC stationary, sending people a flag pin and telling them that if they prayed over it, contributed $1000 and sent it back, Bush would wear it during a major televised speech (of course, Bush never wore the pin.) The campaign raised over $10,000,000....90% of which went to the direct mail group Gourley-man had hired.

Oh, and his other major accomplishment is teaching conservatives how to rig election --- mind you, we are only talking about "mock elections" being rigged, but one of the most important strategies is to try and gain control of the elections apparatus, then make sure that its as difficult as possible to vote --- Don't, Gourley-man advises, put places in vote in college cafeterias --- too many people will vote.

Gourley-man teaches how to steal elections at the Leadership Council (you know, where Jeff Gannon got his journalism credentials) which has been around for years --- certainly long enough for Ohio's Republican secretary of state Ken Blackwell (or some of his patronage position subordinates) to have attended this kind of seminar in years past....
private no class p.lukasiak | Homepage | 06.25.05 - 10:55 pm | #