So I'm like, I dunno, smeared with Jesus baby blood, and like, whuuuttt do I find but, you know, these fish bones-boney-bonagios, I kid thee nots, and toe-jam pig suck, I have to like, you know, shed my skin for some fucking walrus, and he's like, yeah, bitch, you're on the rocks so grunge it slappy, and I'm like "l love serious bush" and the room stinks (by the way) so, fuck 'em and just go, says I, First Mate of the Wayward Landy craft suck pier barnacle brigade. I'm dizzy, but I ain't scuzzy, toad-sack, so let bush burn my burlap before you cry.
But, um, General, sir... Republicunt Jeebus forgot to mention the virgin sacrifices on Vince Foster's grave... And The Clenis.
Anntichrist S. Coulter |
06.25.05 - 4:02 am | #
General, sir;
Would that be the suddenly popular Hemolatte that Stabfux Coffee has been offering?
democommie |
06.25.05 - 6:03 am | #
Dear General,
I too join Karl the Puppet Master in my contempt for the bleeding heart Liberals.
Not only did these Humanists applaud the terror strikes and sympathize with the evil Moslumoids that murdered their friends and relatives, but their depravity goes deeper.
These Liberals are so morally weak and cowardly, that they actually WANT their homes destroyed, their posessions stolen, their sons killed in Iraq and their daughters raped by crack addicts.
In fact, I suppose that the only reason that all liberal demonrats aren't thieves and murderers themselves is that they lack ambition the same as they lack proper patriotism.
Maybe after the 2006 elections, we Republican heroes can start deporting or jailing these atheistic Trash!
YEEE-HAHHH
Capability Jones |
06.25.05 - 7:22 am | #
Oh no, the neighbors are going to start getting suspicous now. They'll connect all those missing neighborhood babies with the smell of delicious espresso wafting out my kitchen window. I'm not sure the pie making will convince them of my wholesome conservative credentials any more. Darn!
MO |
06.25.05 - 9:31 am | #
Everybody talks about Santayana, but nobody does anything about it. . .
Cap'n Phealy |
06.25.05 - 9:59 am | #
Ha. This might be my favorite Repub Jesus of them all! Cheers.
frederoil |
06.25.05 - 10:36 am | #
MJS scares me pretty much all the time. In a dangerously enjoyable sort of way that if I think about it makes me worry about myself. So I don't.
I am thinking of buying an espresso machine for my kitchen. Can all of them brew the Hemolatte, or is that only certain models? I'd hate to spend all that $$$ and then find out that I can't use the case of baby blood I just ordered. That shit's expensive!
cinnamondog |
06.25.05 - 11:06 am | #
I am perilously close to sucking up.
I toy with the idea that I would have kicked the late Mr. Stinkeye's ass to the curb had I had read MJS's above post before the Mister's vaporization.
Crushin' on MJS,
.
stinkeye |
06.25.05 - 11:41 am | #
General, Sir:
Would it be possible to get this particular Republican Jesus pronouncement on a t-shirt? Please let us know when we can buy this particular one in the store.
Your Loyal Footsoldier,
Private Liberal Annihilator
John |
06.25.05 - 2:03 pm | #
Why just the other day some long-haired hipster ordered a double mocha Christatino with a side of matzo.
Der Kommissar |
06.25.05 - 3:41 pm | #
I had no idea that the Hemolatte craze had made it all the way Down to your distant shores. Now, I'm not supposed to promote this particular retirement location, but if you do find yourself on The Road To Damnation near The Lake Of Fire, I highly recommend Vlad the Impaler's new stake joint, "Type O To Go". His Christian Baby Hemolattes are worth the Detour, but in a ecumenical spirit, he also offers Muslim blood sausage and a killer spinach salad with Bris bits and a hot plasma vinaigrette. Truly to die for.
Mistress Magdalene |
06.25.05 - 4:00 pm | #
Dammit Maggy you're making me hungry and all I have in the fridge are some day old blue died chicken fingers.
Mark Garrity |
Homepage |
06.25.05 - 4:35 pm | #
Cinnamondog;
Be sure to set the machine correctly and it will perform just fine.
Kommisar;
Was that at the Cafe Orwellian? We do have a Christobrew here at Stabfux but it's Christoheomspresso, and it's actually a bit too strong for making Lattes, but we'll keep trying.
democommie |
06.25.05 - 8:03 pm | #
Well this little tidbit tears it.
And Bill 'Felafel' O'Reilly wanted liberals tried for treason? What a pussy! I say let's just take the bastards out and shoot them!
MJS, honey --- without legs, how else would our brave Young Republicunts DO KEG-STANDS?!??!
Anntichrist S. Coulter |
06.27.05 - 11:38 am | #
Blasphemy is a greater sin than murder. (Check the Commandments.)
Forgiveness or judgement await you.
Choose this day which one you will have.
Anyone |
07.06.05 - 4:37 pm | #
So I'm like, I dunno, smeared with Jesus baby blood, and like, whuuuttt do I find but, you know, these fish bones-boney-bonagios, I kid thee nots, and toe-jam pig suck, I have to like, you know, shed my skin for some fucking walrus, and he's like, yeah, bitch, you're on the rocks so grunge it slappy, and I'm like "l love serious bush" and the room stinks (by the way) so, fuck 'em and just go, says I, First Mate of the Wayward Landy craft suck pier barnacle brigade. I'm dizzy, but I ain't scuzzy, toad-sack, so let bush burn my burlap before you cry.
MJS, honey, you scare me at this time of night.
General, sir;
Everybody talks about Santayana, but nobody does anything about it. . .
MJS scares me pretty much all the time. In a dangerously enjoyable sort of way that if I think about it makes me worry about myself. So I don't.
I am perilously close to sucking up. 
General, Sir:
Why just the other day some long-haired hipster ordered a double mocha Christatino with a side of matzo.
Dammit Maggy you're making me hungry and all I have in the fridge are some day old blue died chicken fingers.
