"Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"
Der Kommissar |
06.25.05 - 3:45 am | #
Dammit!
That was the line that I was gonna use!
Notice how Gonzales won't be appearing at the same time or in the same room with them thar nekkid statues, though... Think that we've got a LaToya/Michael situation going on here, or what?
Never fails to amaze me, when supposedly adult men are so terrified by a tit.
Nice priorities they've got, though, huh?
Totally ignore the hundreds of thousands of women who are being raped by "guerillas" in Congo, ignore the women and children who are being murdered in Iraq, ignore the maggot who kidnapped three hispanic kids this week, but no MSM outlet is COVERING IT because they're not white women... --- but a TIT --- HOLY FUCK!!! CALL IN THE TAILORS!!!
Small wonder so much of the world loathes us, really... our priorities are FUCKED.
Anntichrist S. Coulter |
06.25.05 - 4:08 am | #
You know, it is kinda hot.
Oscar |
06.25.05 - 4:41 am | #
General,
I think you are looking at this all wrong.
Unrobing the statue is merely phase one in the Grand Inquisitor's plan.
If you look at the statue's upraised hands it appears she is in a submissive position. You know, as in, Hands up where I can see em! Now let your imagination wander a little further. Can't you just picture some shackles coming out of the wall and going around her pretty little wrists?
That's right. Soon the statue of justice will be transformed to honor the fine work we are doing in defense of democracy at Guantanamo Bay, or "Gitmo".
You have to be patient about these things.
Respectfully submitted and of course heterosexually yours,
Clearly, Alberto is a tit man, while Asscroft was (is) an ass man.
cinnamondog |
06.25.05 - 11:08 am | #
"I wonder, however, if this is just a clever plan by Mr. Gonzalez to terrorize Ken Mehlman and Karl Rove."
Lt. Col. Dread: I think you may be onto something....
celticgirl |
06.25.05 - 11:26 am | #
When, oh when, Lord will you smite those whom speaketh with a mike cord running down their backs? I beseech thee, and I'm sick of looking at it.
Statue |
06.25.05 - 11:51 am | #
It is simply a meteorlogical matter.
Winter cold, poitrine way way way too perky. (pardon my French)
Summer, air those puppies out. Only tourists in town anyways.
Knit Madame De Farge, knit. (French again, my bad)
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stinkeye |
06.25.05 - 12:19 pm | #
Completely and totally off topic.
I just read that Brazil is going to produce their own antiviral Aids drugs, breaking the patent firmly held by Abbot.
They have also refused millions of US dollars given to countries battling the scourge. The US says, no no no, ya cain't have the money if it goes to prostitutes.
Brazil says Fuck You! we're going to take care of ALL of our people.
Is this not one of the coolest actions ever?
Hey, America, show us your tits!
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stinkeye |
06.25.05 - 12:39 pm | #
agree with oscar.
it is hot. a bit too hot maybe.
jose luis |
Homepage |
06.25.05 - 12:46 pm | #
Brilliant. Mixing humor with abomination. You've out done yourself.
Malaprophetic |
06.25.05 - 2:33 pm | #
"That's right. Soon the statue of justice will be transformed to honor the fine work we are doing in defense of democracy at Guantanamo Bay, or "Gitmo".
Ah yes.... As evidenced by the large red electrical clip attached to her right nipple. Clever insertion General.
hogwild |
06.25.05 - 2:52 pm | #
WTF!
What about the unsavory MAN BOOBS again on display?
I think those College Republicans are dissing the General. Click 'homepage' for details.
The Kenosha Kid |
Homepage |
06.25.05 - 8:24 pm | #
Rush Transcript:
"I had a dream. I had a dream that I was on a mountain. A huge mountain. A succulent mountain. A juicy, mouth-watering mountain. Beside another juicy, mouth-watering mountain. Twin peaks. And one of those peaks I was scaling with my sucker-mouth, sucking my way to the top. Sucking my way to the promised land. Suck, slurp, slime-trail, suck, slurp, slime-trail......
So, does that answer your question about why I bared the breasts of the goddess behind me?"
The Oracle |
06.25.05 - 9:10 pm | #
Wow now they'll show a boob on tv in front of God and everyone.
The tits behind him aren't bad either.
Sue Young |
Homepage |
06.25.05 - 10:21 pm | #
Damn, Sue, beat me to it.
But the newly-revealed JusTits may be part of a larger lame-duck fertility crisis: through his humble, torture-lovin' future SCOTUS justice of a servant, Our Leader is appealing to ye gods to help him father a male heir before the time runs out...
Catholic Jackson |
06.25.05 - 10:39 pm | #
I guess we are back to seeing TWO boobs during press conferences at the Department Of 'Justice'?
scott1960 |
06.26.05 - 8:19 am | #
Dear General, sir:
I think this sets a dangerous precedent, sir. If we sanction the disrobing of statues, I'm afriad it might lead to mass table leg uncoverings. If long table cloths are not used to shield the impressionable children, then I'm afraid it will result in inflamed passions and wanton lust. I know that I myself can't look at a fine pair of mahogany coffee table legs without my little soldier pitching his pup tent, so what will happen to the children? Why will no one save the children?
Your "sin"cerely,
His Eminence,
Cardinal Syn |
06.27.05 - 4:45 pm | #
General, sir,
The only thing missing in the photo are the beads, the Mardi Gras beads dangling down around the neck of the goddess who can now unashamedly and courageously show her tit in the halls of justice.
Oooops, sorry General, must be my French Quarter showing again, genetically speaking that is. Merci pardon.
The Oracle |
06.27.05 - 11:59 pm | #
Oracle, honey, are you TRYING to give Annti an aneurism???
*sigh*
Anntichrist S. Coulter |
06.28.05 - 2:09 am | #
these people are a joke!!! spread the word we need to launch a full assault. yes general!
Somebody wanna cue up Rusty Warren's "Bounce Your Boobies" for Lady Justice there?
hisstorymn |
Homepage |
07.26.05 - 10:39 am | #
SIr, It has come toour attentionthat there are Naked Nipples visible in the halls of (in)justice,...How does the General wish for us to respond?,.. Sir.
Essaresstoall |
Homepage |
09.13.05 - 4:45 pm | #
General sir,
The symbolic need of shrouding Lady Justice was the result of Ashcroft's constituency.
He was from Arizona, his voters had standards to uphold. He didn't want policy to be confused for Missouri law, the "Show Me" state he left.(/SEMO)
Blogging against Frenchness,
-Mr.Murder
Mr.M |
04.02.06 - 6:33 am | #
In the emantime there's always the French and their ungoldy 34 hour work week to oppose.
The only cure for this news is more cowbell!(or a spatula aimed with strategery)
By the way, the author pof strategery, a Bush sycophant, needs fan mail. He talks of Karl Rove's house being terrorized by protestors. Funny Rove would hide behind wifey to change opnion of him after outing the wife of Ambassador WIlson. She is a churchgoer at the same denomination, her husband wondered why Rove would let her be engdangered by discussing her name and capacaties with Bob Novak.
Mr.M |
04.02.06 - 8:02 pm | #
Gawd, this story on CNN about the school that hooks kids up to electrodes and then zaps them every time they misbehave is just crazy. The reporter let herself get zapped and almost fell down, the pain was so bad. One kid had been zapped 1000 times in one day. How could anyone think of doing that to a child.
I don't believe in beating dogs or kids.
ql in ny |
From a decidedly French partisan blog, someone is on the side of the terrorists. Who Would Jesus Electrostimulate?
Mr.M |
04.02.06 - 8:05 pm | #
"Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"
Dammit!
You know, it is kinda hot.
General, 
Tit Offensive? (Couldn't help it.)
Clearly, Alberto is a tit man, while Asscroft was (is) an ass man.
"I wonder, however, if this is just a clever plan by Mr. Gonzalez to terrorize Ken Mehlman and Karl Rove."
It is simply a meteorlogical matter.
agree with oscar.
General,
"That's right. Soon the statue of justice will be transformed to honor the fine work we are doing in defense of democracy at Guantanamo Bay, or "Gitmo".
Hell yeah, Lady Justice is free! This calls for a song...
I think those College Republicans are dissing the General. Click 'homepage' for details.
Rush Transcript:
Wow now they'll show a boob on tv in front of God and everyone.
Jump starting the tits of justice?
Wardrobe malfunction!!
I guess we are back to seeing TWO boobs during press conferences at the Department Of 'Justice'?
Dear General, sir:
Somebody wanna cue up Rusty Warren's "Bounce Your Boobies" for Lady Justice there?
SIr, It has come toour attentionthat there are Naked Nipples visible in the halls of (in)justice,...How does the General wish for us to respond?,.. Sir.
General sir,
Think
