Check your distributor cap before you start you car in the morning.
You really didn't want to go here with me you son of a bitch.
Jack the Ripper |
09.18.05 - 11:52 pm | #
Jack, are you coming all the way from Knoxville Tennesse to kill me? That's quite a drive. Maybe your time would be better spent looking for a lawyer and a broadband provider to replace Comcast.
patriotboy |
Homepage |
09.19.05 - 12:07 am | #
(spoken
I'm gonna tell you a story
I'm gonna tell you about my town
I'm gonna tell you a big bad story, baby
Aww, it's all about my town
Yeah, down by the river
Down by the banks of the river Charles (aw, that's what's happenin' baby)
That's where you'll find me
Along with lovers, fuggers, and thieves (aw, but they're cool people)
Well I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston, you're my home (oh, you're the Number One place)
Frustrated women (I mean they're frustrated)
Have to be in by twelve o'clock (oh, that's a shame)
But I'm wishin' and a-hopin, oh
That just once those doors weren't locked (I like to save time for
my baby to walk around)
Well I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston, you're my home (oh, yeah)
Because I love that dirty water
Oh, oh, Boston, you're my home (oh, yeah)
Well, I love that dirty water (I love it, baby)
I love that dirty water (I love Baw-stun)
I love that dirty water (Have you heard about the Strangler?)
I love that dirty water (I'm the man, I'm the man)
I love that dirty water (Owww!)
I love that dirty water (Come on, come on) [fade]
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stinkeye and the standells |
09.19.05 - 12:23 am | #
a smiley?!?!? What fresh hell does Halo Scan have in store for me next?
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stinkeye |
09.19.05 - 12:25 am | #
Heh. Nice to see you can't take a joke. Especially from someone who brags that they have An assortment of very manly comments.
What's a little slash and burn between manly men?
Jack the Ripper |
09.19.05 - 12:56 am | #
Funny how some 'christians' are willing to show their devotion to that religion by breaking some of its' teachings when said religion is criticized by others.
Yeah, it's a fucking joke. You had to google my site to come here (cookies are a wonderful thing). Do you always threaten site owners the first time you visit?
Where did you learn about Jesus' General? LGF? Fucking lizardoids are always quick to threaten someone while they're sitting at a computer gobbling cheetos. Fortunately, they're also too fucking stupid to realize that they leave a lot of tracks.
patriotboy |
Homepage |
09.19.05 - 1:07 am | #
JTR,
you just got punk'd. Come on! Your haloscan name is Jack the Ripper -- Cowboy up! Just because you suddenly became aware that JG had access to your IP address, attached to an exact date and time of posting what could easily be defined as a threat on personnel -- that doesn't mean you've got to back down now! Where's that sense of manliness you were just talking about? In a time like this, you've got to stay the course!
...
anyway, Bill needs to leave Massachussetts and go set up shop in some other state. Like Aruba. Which, if it isn't, should become a state. Then maybe we'd stop looking for Natalee Holloway.
Mazzy |
Homepage |
09.19.05 - 1:07 am | #
General,
Bill White MUST meet JillK. She's got the Billionares. He's got the dream.
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stinkeye |
09.19.05 - 1:09 am | #
Bill White, show your colors. Sing out loud and proud! Tell the folks on your site why education budgets are so tight. Finish your healthcare proposals -- before the election. Tell everyone why the local economy is so punk: IT'S ALL IN THE PLAN.
parsec |
09.19.05 - 2:13 am | #
With a name like WHITE and the face to match how can he lose? VOTE WHITE. VOTE WHITE! No further campaign platform or explanation is needed for us discerning voters.
Keep it simple, keep it proud and keep it white.
jc. |
09.19.05 - 2:36 am | #
Knoxville? Wasn't that going to be the showdown location of the bout between Chicken Spatula and Lord Mykeru before Chicken shat his trousers? There must be something in the water down there.
Gotta love keyboard tough guys.
I still trying to divine the relationship with the not-proud Republican candidate. (Actually, now that I type that, I begin to see the connection.)
Cheney, uncut |
09.19.05 - 2:40 am | #
While I'm a true believer in the strong moral values this country was founded on, I must say that I hope we can leave a little wiggle room for wickedness and rampant sodomy. But that's just me.
The Venerable Ed |
09.19.05 - 8:30 am | #
If they want to take back the sodomy, they'll have to pull it out of my cold dead... where was I going with this?
CJ
Catholick Jackson |
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09.19.05 - 8:37 am | #
General, Sir: My apologies for the deranged escapee from the glorious border Christian state of Tennessee. (It's hard to keep 'em all confined to Cocke County.) This young 'un needs a good ass-whuppin' afore he's carried off to prison. Seein' as how the boy's from my neck of the woods, literally, let me know if I can be of any assistance. Will send you my real e-mail address separately. The one I post with is fake, for now-obvious reasons, seein' as how these are the sorts we deal with all the time down here in red (and I do mean red) land.
nicky |
09.19.05 - 9:12 am | #
White looks alot like Santorum doesn't he? Is the the "in look" for repugs these days?
Disgusted |
09.19.05 - 9:14 am | #
Aw. Did we really need to do that to White. He doesn't have a chance in the Peoples Republic of Massachusetts even without that web site.
Pablo |
09.19.05 - 9:52 am | #
stinkeye, darling!
We Billionaires have done our part! We protested at a fundraiser for White's rival, Pat Jehlen, in July. I even pleaded with the crowd to not donate money to her and I even revealed a dark secret about her, but all to no avail. Quel Horreur!
(If you want to see photos of the event, go to the blog and click on the July 2005 archive).
As for Bill's "admirers", all I can say is never have a been more ashamed to be in Massachusetts! And yet, I'm dying of envy over the croquet picture. Damn! Why can't I find images like that?!?!?
Thank you for paying attention to the fine Republicans in our humble Commonwealth, General, sir!
...general,eliminate wickedness and pampant sodomy in massachusetts!...that'll go over like beans on a bus trip...musicaly yours...
kingweasil |
09.19.05 - 10:59 am | #
Not a good idea to 'turn your back' on a sodomist, unless...?
Jessiecat |
09.19.05 - 11:34 am | #
I made sure that I linked to Bill White to ensure maximum Google points...
The Admiral |
Homepage |
09.19.05 - 4:17 pm | #
We Conservative Christians here in Gomorrah-by-the Bay have to be very careful. Perfumed men named "Jack" prowl the darkened streets of the South End, ripping off antennae. No car is safe from them.
You seem to be attracting an unusual crowd recently, Mon General.
Are you a Zionist, too, then?
stinkeye:
it's "mothers, lovers and pigs," if I'm not mistaken. Aw, but they're cool people too...
the Rev Jerry Gloryhole |
09.19.05 - 9:28 pm | #
Rev.
'Dirty Water' is like 'Louie Louie'. You can fake your way through it and nobody's going to be the wiser. But not stinkeye. I hold a chair at The College of Musical Knowledge. My girl band use to rock the house, okay, the garage, with this and other lullabies.
your friend,
the terminally cool
stinkeye |
09.20.05 - 12:24 am | #
That is simply delightful! Why don't we do that to ALL Republicans running in 2006? You know, alternative sites, where the People can learn the truth about their potential representatives. With photos of Katrina victims, Abu Ghraib, Federal Reserve pie-charts of projected federal deficit, the Halliburton and Bechtel executive boards, Tom DeLay's friends getting convicted, Bill Frist "diagnosing" Terri Schiavo to be alive... In a word, the whole shebang... For, you know, some voters have short attention spans, and need to be reminded these things.
Marius |
09.20.05 - 8:36 am | #
As a former resident of the Massachusetts second Middlesex, I can guarantee you that Bill White will NEVER sit in that chair in the Senate.
If he were in Boxborough or some other Rethug hellhole 'burb, maybe. But Somerville? Get real.
FlyingToaster |
09.20.05 - 6:07 pm | #
Mon General
You are a delight! You will always have the back of the righteous.
mememe |
09.21.05 - 2:20 am | #
Jack, are you coming all the way from Knoxville Tennesse to kill me? That's quite a drive. Maybe your time would be better spent looking for a lawyer and a broadband provider to replace Comcast.
(spoken
Heh. Nice to see you can't take a joke. Especially from someone who brags that they have An assortment of very manly comments.
Funny how some 'christians' are willing to show their devotion to that religion by breaking some of its' teachings when said religion is criticized by others.
JTR,
With a name like WHITE and the face to match how can he lose? VOTE WHITE. VOTE WHITE! No further campaign platform or explanation is needed for us discerning voters.
If they want to take back the sodomy, they'll have to pull it out of my cold dead... where was I going with this?
General, Sir: My apologies for the deranged escapee from the glorious border Christian state of Tennessee. (It's hard to keep 'em all confined to Cocke County.) This young 'un needs a good ass-whuppin' afore he's carried off to prison. Seein' as how the boy's from my neck of the woods, literally, let me know if I can be of any assistance. Will send you my real e-mail address separately. The one I post with is fake, for now-obvious reasons, seein' as how these are the sorts we deal with all the time down here in red (and I do mean red) land.
Aw. Did we really need to do that to White. He doesn't have a chance in the Peoples Republic of Massachusetts even without that web site.
stinkeye, darling!
Not a good idea to 'turn your back' on a sodomist, unless...?
That is simply delightful! Why don't we do that to ALL Republicans running in 2006? You know, alternative sites, where the People can learn the truth about their potential representatives. With photos of Katrina victims, Abu Ghraib, Federal Reserve pie-charts of projected federal deficit, the Halliburton and Bechtel executive boards, Tom DeLay's friends getting convicted, Bill Frist "diagnosing" Terri Schiavo to be alive... In a word, the whole shebang... For, you know, some voters have short attention spans, and need to be reminded these things.
