Is that the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Thousands of Intelligent Designers who may have eventually been corupted by the French will now be singing "That's Amore" once they have been touched by the noodley appendage that is the FSM. Pastafarianist Rule!
stc |
09.20.05 - 12:05 am | #
The "seeing meat orbs" are really impressive. It's a wonder more Mormons don't paint eyeballs on their nutsacks in solidarity with their visionary.
Who says we don't?
Gen. JC Christian, patriot |
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09.20.05 - 1:23 am | #
General, sir,
I didn't know that Joseph was a hippie.
"Bees were humming, sweet birds singing, Music ringing thru the grove,
When with the shady woodland Joseph sought the God of love."
I see that no mention is made of the Psychedelic Mushrooms that Joseph was picking and chewing on as he sought communion with the Lord. (It always seems to work for me. However, when I wake up I can never seem to remember what the Lord said. Hey. What do I look like? A stenographer? I get a severe case of writer's cramps at least once a month).
And, for some reason while reading this I had a vision of Tiny Tim tiptoeing through the tulips, with "music ringing" as he strummed his ukelele.
Ooops. My bad. I must now go whip myself with one of the Noodly Appendages the Flying Spaghetti Monster loaned to me for my much deserved self-flagellation sessions.
The Oracle |
09.20.05 - 1:36 am | #
...general,what a strange beast.i had a friend who had eyes like that.doctors took his foreskin and gave him eyelids.he's been cockeyed ever since...thanks for dressing the man who reaches for the spaghetti of life...
kingweasil |
09.20.05 - 7:14 am | #
Mmmm, rapture-filled bosoms.
The Venerable Ed |
09.20.05 - 8:23 am | #
Blessed by unto him who turned tomatoes into sauce. Be at peace and one with the annointed pasta.
"Praise to the man who communed with FSM! FSM anointed the prophet and seer..."
Joe Riddle |
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09.20.05 - 12:58 pm | #
Btw, thanks a lot! Now I'll have "Oh, How Lovely Was the Morning" stuck in my head all afternoon...lol.
Joe Riddle |
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09.20.05 - 1:10 pm | #
i have recently taken part in ecumenical outreach. my spiritual mentor, the most rev. prickhard b. goode, s.o.b. (southern baptist) and myself spent a godly day communing with mormon men of fair visage and solid physique. we were welcomed exuberantly by the apostle peter cockburn, and we joyfully entered the quiet, dark recesses of their mormon citadel.
glory, glory holey lube-job!!!
evan-genital |
09.20.05 - 1:43 pm | #
WTF is that? It looks like something conjured up by H. P. Lovecraft! He wasn't a Mormon, was he?!
cinnamondog |
09.21.05 - 1:32 pm | #
Arrrr matey! I feels me temperature risin'. And my little Pirate too, when he touched me with his Noodly Appendage...Avast and belay and other nautical references....
A Hermit |
09.21.05 - 4:46 pm | #
That's...beautiful.
Sir, I detect an anomaly in the tabernacle. "Word" does not rhyme with "Lord."
Fabio always gets the munchies when he does the brown acid.
The "seeing meat orbs" are really impressive. It's a wonder more Mormons don't paint eyeballs on their nutsacks in solidarity with their visionary. 
The "seeing meat orbs" are really impressive. It's a wonder more Mormons don't paint eyeballs on their nutsacks in solidarity with their visionary.
General, sir,
Blessed by unto him who turned tomatoes into sauce. Be at peace and one with the annointed pasta.
It's garlicky goodness has mourished my soul.
i have recently taken part in ecumenical outreach. my spiritual mentor, the most rev. prickhard b. goode, s.o.b. (southern baptist) and myself spent a godly day communing with mormon men of fair visage and solid physique. we were welcomed exuberantly by the apostle peter cockburn, and we joyfully entered the quiet, dark recesses of their mormon citadel.
Arrrr matey! I feels me temperature risin'. And my little Pirate too, when he touched me with his Noodly Appendage...Avast and belay and other nautical references....
