I've got a couple of good helpers who are black and yet the black people still won't vote for me. I'm hoping though that if I monitor the upcoming destruction of Texas in an assertarian way that they'll realize that I'm a friend of the black people...just so long as they don't expect me to kiss their babies. Oh yeah, holla back-isn't that how they talk?
Preznit Bush |
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09.24.05 - 4:07 am | #
...general,this man is to the revolution,as a nut is to the machine.we can not let these professors espouse thier values on our children.i see that rep. campfield was himself smart enough to sidestep the liberal leftism of college professors by attending EXCELSIOR and REGENTS colleges.two institutions that are one and the same.these distance colleges provide degree programs via cd-rom.he probably doesnt realise the subversive power of a professor.campfield for govenor...i wonder if he ate cheetos in class...
kingweasil |
09.24.05 - 7:35 am | #
General,
Just a quick reminder:
Every brother ain't a brother,
But every mutha' is a mutha'.
Camp4U? Stacey? Hmm.
Perhaps he meant to apply to the
Black GAY Caucus?
Still, if Jesus tells him he's black, then that's that, no matter what the reality-based lefties suggest. Good for you for supporting the Rep in his dream.
Color-blindingly;
the Rev Jerry Gloryhole |
09.24.05 - 7:57 am | #
For more on the hilarious antics of Mr. Campfield, check out this story from last June. Although this tale also made its way into the local papers, somehow it seems to have gone missing from our local rep's blog.
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"Stacey C - Who's your roommate now?
Filed under: Current / General, News, Personal, Politics, Local — admin @ 1:53 pm
Why is a family values state representative sharing his home with a convicted sexual offender? Campfield says he didn’t know Chris Eatherly was on the Tennessee Sexual Offender Registry on the FBI Web site. Campfield, a bachelor who owns rental property, lives in a five bedroom house at 2011 Flagler Road. He says he rents out spare bedrooms to paying tenants. The occupant of one of those bedrooms is Christopher Eatherly, who is on the registry and was convicted of statutory rape in 2002.
Campfield says he doesn’t run background checks on his tenants beyond calling previous landlords to ask if the rent was paid on time.
“I had no idea of this,” Campfield said Wednesday. “I called Chris, and he didn’t deny it, so I told him he had to find someplace else to live.”
Eatherly may not be the only resident of Campfield’s house who’ll be looking for new accommodations in the near future, however, since 2011 Flagler is zoned R1 (single family residential), which means that boarding and rooming houses are not allowed." --Betty Bean
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reporting in from the great border state of Tennessee,
nicky |
09.24.05 - 8:50 am | #
Nicky;
Why do Zoning Boards hate Murkkka?
General, Sir;
Do you s'pose that Brotha Campfield seen that hilarious movie, "Lethal Weapon 2" where Danny Glover distracts the SA embassy security staff by telling them he wants to emigrate to Africa? I mean it could just be his take on the sorry state of racism, er, I mean racist relations, um, I'll get back to you on this.
democommie |
09.24.05 - 8:56 am | #
3:59am
Sir! Reporting For Duty, Sir! Up at the militant hour of The Cocking of the Cock and The Most Firmest Grasping of the Buttocks!
(Mmmmm... Morning Wood... Mmmmm.... 'Beeee'-'Emmmmm'... Mmmmm... Coffee and Nicotine...)
Thank you for bringing the Plight of Rep. Stacey Campfield, Tennessee House of Representatives, to my prompt attention. I and my merry band of ferrets will get out the intelligently conceived 'rapid-de-evolutionizing' ethnically cleansing DNA! soap - and, with HARD work, straighten this all out within a few hours.
You see, it's all quite simple why he should be allowed to join: A mere Ten Thousand Years ago his direct ancestors were, indeedelie-doo-delie, black as obsidian.
Blacker than Texas Tea, I say!
History Snap-shot:
Some odd group called the Air-Ee-Anns, or is it Err-or-eans?,whatever -they lived near the equator in the year 8000 BC (that's - Before Capitalism), well they decided to wander north and become pasty white. Something to do with Vitman D or something... Genetic defects, blah blah. But, I don't care about that detail, Vitamins are for the French's Rabid Obstetrics Lesbians International Conspiracy!
...Anyway, these perspicacious mutating marauders were particularly efficient at the time honored process of killing all their male enemies (and new-borns!) and stealin' und humpin' the women of all their conquests. Yeeeee-aaaa-hhh, whiter BABIES! So, Rep. Stacey Campfield is a deserving member of that long and distinguished struggle to turn white-white-white!... Now, wait, what was my point again?
Oh, yeah, he's BOTH White AND BLACK! Now I see!
Now, let's make one point clear, we need to address some perspective. When we talk about "black", it's not some African thing or whatever, cuz I don't know nothin' 'bout that! I am talking about the other black, specifically the intelligently guided shade one turns when left to cook in the unique Indian Subcontinent Sun... (The minor detail of earlier African origins of all this is discarded in this case, cuz if it doesn't agree with the Bible, well you just ignore it, right?)
Now - What level of 'black-ness' are we using to gauge this? Black as Dick Cheney's shrivelled little pace-maker, that's how black we're talking; when talking about 'black', that is, Black. You see, it was his intelligently designed, shrewdly conceived architectural DNA DESTINY which caused him to become white. It's not his fault that he's this way, but at least he can show how Biblical Genetic Design Revelations prove his Wholly Blackness is purely white.
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Alright, we're almost finshed with the cleaning. I'll let y'all know what the final shade turns out to be when we're finished washing.
Though, oddly, the only color I've seen since the start of scrubbing is Yellow...
-SSJesus, Struggling diligently to be - More of a Manly Man Than My Uber-Manly Ex-Wife.
StupidSexyJesus |
09.24.05 - 9:01 am | #
...is rep. campfield one of our glorious keyboard commandos...sir i meant to say i saw no mention of having served in our armed services on rep. campfields' site...it used to be a prerequisite to serving the people in these united states...
kingweasil |
09.24.05 - 10:12 am | #
Campfield is not smart. I checked out his official state legislature web page and his blog -- both a rife with errors. Here's a tip: If you're going to say you're a graduate of Excelsior College, don't misspell "Excelsior."
Representative Campfield reminds me of a man who once applied for a job at a convenient store I managed. I reviewed this gentleman's application and realized there were only two jobs listed. Both were as a dishwasher at Pizza Hut -- two different locations. There was a huge gap between the dates on these two jobs which my prospective cashier explained by saying he'd been in jail. He misspelled Pizza. Both times. He misspelled Hut. Both times. AND he got his own Social Security Number wrong -- he had to cross it out and write it again.
needless to say I did not turn responsibility for my cash register over to this guy.
Bill McKern |
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09.24.05 - 10:16 am | #
General,
Maybe all you smartypants with your typical Lie-beral racism (remember our Zionist friend), have forgotten the great passionate affair of Strom Thurman and his comely maid. Now, that was 'the love that daren't speak its name. The issue of that savage coupling daren't speak her name for almost eighty years.
Times have changed, Praise Jesus. Now people like Rep. Campfield cleverly drop breadcrumbs for you to follow toward the Eureeka moment of pedigree revelation....
Why does the young politician/gay landlord sprinkle his ravings with 'wright' instead of 'right'? I'll tell you why. Richard WRIGHT wrote what book? Bingo!!! NATIVE SON, is what he wrote.
Campfield is tired of passing and just wants to be embraced by his own people. Is that so rong?
stinkeye |
09.24.05 - 10:42 am | #
Sir,
For reasons that are unclear to me, the good Rep. Campfield seems to have an unhealthy obsession with nickels (or as he sometimes calls them, 'nickles'), and refers to them constantly in his blog posts.
I also want to see Lois Deberry's bank reccords where did her money come from and was it deposited in nickles?
Any private donation, not in nickels, and within the law will be accepted and appreciated
I guess the going rate in Nashvegas $200 in nickels.
Is this an inside joke I am not privy to? Is it a Tennessee thing? And does it have anything to do with his sex-offender roommate?
melior in France |
09.24.05 - 10:49 am | #
This guy should get together with the knucklehead college student who created a "majority scholarship." That way, no supersensitive, PC thugs would try to censor them by calling them racists.
What has it come to in America when we can't trade women-driver jokes at the water cooler, and have to put up with a few unwanted members of the club just to keep our PGA stop? The world is changing, and I'm not sure if it's for the better.
We're still allowed to eat Hamburger Helper, is that ok? And where's that ketchup?
Catholick Jackson |
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09.24.05 - 11:05 am | #
I am willing to bet our dear Rep IS an expert on smooth scrotal shaving, and that's ALL I really care about right now.
StupidSexyJesus |
09.24.05 - 11:27 am | #
melior
This is getting very interesting...
I find 'Nashvegas' is an 'outlaw' country band. Frontman is George Hamilton IV. Very possibly Don Nickles is a fan. Campfield likes to rent, or is it wrent, to rough trade.
Nashville = Tennessee.
Las Vegas = bastardization of every civilization
George Hamilton IV = same name as leathery actor in Hollywood
Don Nickles = maybe Rickles inpersonator
Rickles and Hamiltons = Las Vegas habitues
Rough trade = Outlaw
What does it all add up to? Fuck if I know. Campfield is one crafty and inscrutible public servant. I cracked the Apache Code when I was a wee three year old but this is light years beyond me. I'll betcha a nickel that no one will ever know what this guy is talking about.
stinkeye |
09.24.05 - 12:16 pm | #
Hmmm... Stupid, illiterate, and clueless...
sounds like we have some GOP presidential material here!
Lord Fairfax |
09.24.05 - 12:55 pm | #
Melior, Stinkeye again.
Leaving here I was doing a search for Mr. S. Now, I'm just flabbergasted. Of a sudden, I'm smacked in the face with the first page I went to. I fear I have lost my grooviness for I had never heard of the band 'Nickelback'!!
stinkeye |
09.24.05 - 1:11 pm | #
Brother McKern;
That feller is prolly a cost accountant for Bechtel Parsons Jerkingoff Hallibushroveco.
democommie |
09.24.05 - 2:58 pm | #
What about Pamela? I want more Pamela!
Moses |
09.24.05 - 3:07 pm | #
D'oh!
He was actually referring to real events. Operation Tennessee Waltz, ongoing I believe, is mining the corruption of the usual suspects. Seems some female civil servant was caught with her hand in the cookie jar of the nickel slots. Since his crimes seem to be in the area of murdering the English language Mr. Campfield is positively gleeful and makes with the topical jokes. Since my OCD was perking wildly, I did a search on District 18, which he represents. I was SO hoping that Dayton would be one of the towns in that district. Hard cheese, stinkeye, you can't force a Scopian bon mot when the Rep. is the only missing link.
Dear God, when is my doctor going to tell me I can run again. I can't and certainly you can't take much more of this. Hep me.
stinkeye |
09.24.05 - 3:15 pm | #
Why doesn't he found a House Moron's Caucus? He's definitely qualified for *that*!
cinnamondog |
09.24.05 - 3:38 pm | #
Hate to break it (the link), stinkeye, but District 18 is Knoxville, not Dayton.
And, yes, Rep. Lois DeBerry took $200 in nickels to play on slots in Tunica from an undercover Eff Bee of Eye agent who was posing as an official of their fake company E-cycle Management -- the very one used in the Tennessee Waltz sting. She's merely one of a great many legislators here for whom taking money is the status quo. Unfortunately, we voters typically have a choice between them and people like Campfield.
I don't think Stacey Campfield is gay. I think the association someone made here with "Camp4U" would be long lost on him.
joe public |
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09.24.05 - 3:47 pm | #
Hey, didja' hear? White/Black is the New Black! Can a caucasion get an amen? Stay tuned...
I noted on Rep. Canfield's blog that reprinting, in its entirety, without permisssion, of Dr. King's "I Have a Dream Speech" is perhaps violative of copyright law. Helpfully, I gave him the address and fax of the Estate of Dr. King. I am shocked, shocked, that a Republican would not uphold the law.....
pacoyogi |
09.24.05 - 4:40 pm | #
joe public,
Isn't that what I said?
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stinkeye |
09.24.05 - 4:54 pm | #
GREETINGS, to all.
As many of you know, there is a massive march in Washington D.C. as I write this.
CNN has estimated that over 600,000 anti-war demonstrators have gone to Washington D.C. to march past the White House today. There will be festivities all weekend in the Washington D.C. area.
For more, and for live blogging from the march, please go to:
We are a group of interfaith, democratically minded people who are teaching one another, and supporting one another in the cause of true democracy and freedom.
For the live blogging from the march today, please go to:
The above should not be read as snotty. I looked at what I had written and I thought I was clear that Dayton was not in his District, hence my disappointment at not being able to take a cheap shot. And, hell, back in Boston where I'm from, we should be so lucky to have a nickel scandal. We're big time crooks. We had 'Quartergate' a while back. Public Transportation money was secreted out of the coffers a quarter at a time over years and years....way too much work for the likes of me.
stinkeye |
09.24.05 - 5:27 pm | #
General, do you think you could get me a husband with an unusually large thingie? I have been looking for one for the last 30 years, but to no avail. If you do I will never allwo anyone to call you cracker or beat your ass ever again.
Peace
A Brown Gurl |
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09.24.05 - 6:19 pm | #
stinkeye: You should have no trouble at all finding cheap shots to take at Mr. Campfield. Just read through his blog: He's a fine example of East Tennesseeus representitcus, the black-caucus-baiting, university-professor-threatening, sex-offender-roommate-having, and all-around constituent-embarrassing-and-annoying species. This is why some of us stay in the great Southland, for yea there is much work to be done. And lo we are weary.
nicky |
09.24.05 - 7:04 pm | #
What we need here...are a few good (white) men.
Mazzy |
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09.24.05 - 7:05 pm | #
"General, do you think you could get me a husband with an unusually large thingie? I have been looking for one for the last 30 years, but to no avail. If you do I will never allwo anyone to call you cracker or beat your ass ever again...
Peace
A Brown Gurl"
Well, Sir, if Rep Campy is truly black...perhaps you could give ABG his email. He could then prove he's not gay, or a sexual predator like his roommate. Er...at least the gay part.
Oh, Joe Public: ahem. Satire? Eh?
Please send all further donations to Nicky, aka Nicky Scopes, deep in God's country. She will lead prayers tomorrow to let stinkeye regain the use of her legs, praising the Lord.
Loving Fascism so far (with my new Zionist friends!);
the Rev Jerry Gloryhole |
09.24.05 - 8:34 pm | #
I appears obvious that this fine young gentleman (Mr. Campfield) has studied Grammar, Rhetoric, and Dialectic at the feet of The Dear Leader. In fact, from these most excellent postings, and the letters with which he demolished Mr. Jon Fish’s flimsy arguments, it is also clear that there is a great reserve of blogging talent among conservative Republican politicians. Thus, I firmly believe the surest way to solve the problem of ongoing ignorant drivel from the left, and to finally brush aside the obstructionist liberal’s pretensions, would be for The Dear Leader to begin a blog of His own. He could blog morning, noon and night, until every shred of liberal anathema had been wiped away by His wit, insight, command of ideas, and facility with linguistics. Given the importance of the task I am sure He would approach it with the fervor reserved for clearing brush. It would be "hard work", but it is vital to The Cause. See what He can accomplish when He puts His brain to it?
Hosea McWhorter, Patriot |
09.24.05 - 8:36 pm | #
I appears obvious that this fine young gentleman (Mr. Campfield) has studied Grammar, Rhetoric, and Dialectic at the feet of The Dear Leader. In fact, from these most excellent postings, and the letters with which he demolished Mr. Jon Fish’s flimsy arguments, it is also clear that there is a great reserve of blogging talent among conservative Republican politicians. Thus, I firmly believe the surest way to solve the problem of ongoing ignorant drivel from the left, and to finally brush aside the obstructionist liberal’s pretensions, would be for The Dear Leader to begin a blog of His own. He could blog morning, noon and night, until every shred of liberal anathema had been wiped away by His wit, insight, command of ideas, and facility with linguistics. Given the importance of the task I am sure He would approach it with the fervor reserved for clearing brush. It would be "hard work", but it is vital to The Cause. See what He can accomplish when He puts His brain to it?
Hosea McWhorter, Patriot |
09.24.05 - 8:36 pm | #
I noted on Rep. Canfield's blog that reprinting, in its entirety, without permisssion, of Dr. King's "I Have a Dream Speech" is perhaps violative of copyright law. Helpfully, I gave him the address and fax of the Estate of Dr. King.
Taking your cue, I found their licensing division and emailed them about his posting.
Al K. Duh! |
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09.24.05 - 8:45 pm | #
Reverend Gloryhole: What happened to stinky's legs?
Keep those nickels comin', folks -- we have much work to do Praise Jesus!
nicky |
09.24.05 - 9:17 pm | #
He claims in his comments to have "edited for length." But it seems to me that he edited for content too.
I wrote this in his comments after having to go through a stupid blogger registration process:
You seem to have edited it for more than length:
In a sense we've come to our nation's capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men, yes, black men as well as white men, would be guaranteed the "unalienable Rights" of "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note, insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check, a check which has come back marked "insufficient funds."
I guess this part of the speech just doesn't appeal to you, huh?
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Poor, selective Stacey.
Not in Knoxville |
09.24.05 - 10:20 pm | #
Nicky,
Is it because I am on the injured and disabled list that you are emboldened to use such a disrespectful name for me? I'm saddened to think that I might have been mistaken about a girl who I thought had a bright military future. My grit is such that I only whine to everybody who will listen about the old shattered pelvis. You see, nicky, it happened just like this, wake up nicky. wake up damn you.
And you, dear, dear, Rev., your spiritual light and concern shines like a starry crown. My own prayers have revealed that if you skim a little from the collection plate tomorrow there's a filly, Mother, I mean, Mama Theresa running in the Gimma at Belmont tomorrow who should...fuck, it wasn't God! It was Mr. S. going through my pockets! I took a swing at him with my crutch and he's now on the floor not moving. All's well that ends well. Nice filly, though.
stinkeye |
09.24.05 - 11:40 pm | #
Evening, Stinkeye;
They was takin' quarters, but I think it was by the sackful (still a hard fucking way to embezzle). As for looting the commonweal, they don't get more brazen than BPB on the "Big Dig"--talk about your money pit. I was happy to see that Koslowski and his meat puppet are at least going to see the inside of a jail for a while. Maybe that fuckbag Ken Lay will go to the pokey and be a pokee. I'm thinkin' that one of these fine days the Eastern Massachusetts division of the General's Elite Palace Guard should hoist a few in some known rightwing taproom in Boston; check that let's just go to the smallest bar in Boston (unless they've already torn it down).
democommie |
09.25.05 - 12:00 am | #
Wow.
And I thought that David Duke was embarrassing.
Pfft.
And Stinkeye, honey, if'n yer pelvis is still achin' after all of this time, then stay off of the trapeze, dammit!!!!!!
And hold off on using that Adam & Eve gift certificate that we sent until your pelvis... is, er... movable again... Or at least until the titanium bolts stop squeaking.
Anntichrist S. Coulter |
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09.25.05 - 12:27 am | #
demo
I'm pretty sure the smallest bar is still there. Mr. S. has an office on the Hill and was at Marliaves when we were back a few weeks ago. When he came to after my savage beating I asked him and he said it was. As to the 25 cent special that was one of the less bloody of Charlestown's many crimes, I was taking poetic license. And as to the Big Dig, come on, lighten up. I thrill when I'm taking the Ted Williams and wondering if this is the time that it's all going to burst.
Annti
Fer cryin' out loud, it's only been THREE FUCKIN' MONTHS!!!! As said elsewhere, my only error was working without a net. I've already used the gift certificate and got a case of Motion Lotion. I'm using it to keep the pulleys on the Chinese basket from rusting. Oh, and throwing some down to Mr. s. in the pit. When he's finished slathering himself up I tell him to put it in the basket. No, not the Chinese basket. Your mind just wallows in filth, don't it?
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stinkeye |
09.25.05 - 1:10 am | #
Like the title of your letter, Generalissimo. "The Jerk", one of the more unappreciated films of the 20th century.
Maybe he'll become your friend, sir. Who knows, maybe as I'm writing this very report he's picking out a thermos for you.
John |
09.25.05 - 2:18 am | #
Did anyone notice he looks stoned out of his gourd? His eyes look like two pissholes in a snowbank.
Ed Marshall |
Homepage |
09.25.05 - 7:24 am | #
Sister Stinkeye: No disrespect intended whatsoever. Please forgive my presumptuous familiarity, since I really have no earthly idea what you smell like.
See, that dang-nab Stacey Campfield gets me so all-farred mad I can't write straight! His illiterate bloggin' style makes me drop my "e"s when I least expect it!
Goin' down to the river now. Will ask everyone to pray for your pelvis.
nicky |
09.25.05 - 8:31 am | #
There is still hope that the Black Caucus might accept him.
And don't waste all of that Astro-Glide on Mr. S --- it's a lousy moisturizer, anyway, and it sure as hell wasn't intended as such! Just send Mr. S (on his daily hour of ex-pit exercise) down to Walgreen's to buy one of those 99-cent pseudo-Vaseline moisturizers that come in the 30-ounce non-recyclable bottles. Much more efficient and way better for the skin... suit.
Three months, my wide, white, gelatinous fanny! Sheeeeeeyut, woman, you been bellyachin' long as I've known you! Although that might explain some of those rumors that I've heard that you're really a bitter old drag queen and that "Mr." S is really the inflate-a-date that went horribly, horribly wrong... heh heh heh...
(Kidding... mostly... heh heh heh...)
At any rate, try to keep the gymnastics to a minimum until you're up on yer feet and in fine fighting form again! And stop wasting those damned gift certificates on lube when you coulda got a bottle of WD-40 for two-fifty!
Sheesh.
Fuckin' amateurs.
You never WASTE THE GOOD LUBE. It's okay to waste Mr. S from time to time, but you don't waste the stuff that you gotta PAY FOR...
Now, back to Little Prissy Klan-Wannabe Boy here... After digesting the above post, I have only one reaction (aside from the intense, near-overwhelming desire to projectile-vomit into his gaping, illiterate maw) --- his daddy shoulda pulled out early.
Matter of fact, his mama oughta be smacked sideways for spawning that waste of oxygen in the first fucking place.
Anntichrist S. Coulter |
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09.25.05 - 3:11 pm | #
Darling Girl,
It just SEEMS like eternity to the people who make the rookie mistake of asking how I'm doing (for instance, the novice, nicky) As a grizzled veteran you steer wide and content yourself with taunts and pornographic innuendo. One of these days I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out with soap. Or is there some weird arcane sexual practice where a soapy mouth heightens the experience for you? Don't tell me, I don't want to know. I'm a lady. A REAL lady and not a faux one who shops for large girls late at night. I do, however, sleepwalk, so who knows? Maybe I sleep drive too. And why was that convenient pit already dug when I threw Mr. S. in it? Who cares? Just like Big Bar the Big Bitch, why should I waste my beautiful mind thinking about, you know, bad stuff.
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stinkeye |
09.25.05 - 6:15 pm | #
Heh heh heh Stinkeye, darlin', whatever magic pills they've got you on, I'm jealous!
Wouldn't kill a bitch to share, y'know... *sigh*
And I don't know nothin' 'bout diggin' no pits, not no way, not no how; nobody saw me, I was never there, you can't prove a thing!
Anntichrist S. Coulter |
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09.25.05 - 11:28 pm | #
stinkeye: Okay, I'm dyin' to know now. Spill it! Here, I've included my real e-mail even.
I'll bet my scars are bigger than yours. But that's another story. You show yours, I'll show mine.
nicky |
09.25.05 - 11:36 pm | #
Well hay-ell, my e-mail don't show up. Oh well.
nicky |
09.25.05 - 11:44 pm | #
nicky, you little Tennessee lamb,
Hah! I've got more scars than Cpt. Quint in Jaws! Most of them are on the inside, for, yay I have walked through the Valley of Death and done battle...wait, it was the Valley of the Dolls, my bad. Hence, Annti's groveling for da kine, banned by the FDA, goofballs. I would gladly send her some but I can't bear another round of her tearful four oclock in the morning phone calls from Betty Ford. Collect, mind you. I don't think her choice of rehab pals is healthy either. If she thinks dropping Nicolle Bush's name into every goddamn conversation helps her cause, well, it doesn't.
Now, your curiousity about the origin of my current injury...I assure you it was not sustained in the bedroom (yet another example of Annti's dance with the devil rumor mill). It was outdoors (big mistake). Normally, I welcome the opportunity to have Mr. S. slavishly attend to my every whim but I was raking in some serious cabbage as an Elvis the Pelvis impersonator (I look wicked fierce in gold lame)and felt the sting of giving up show business. Mr. S. hates to see me brood so he anticipates my needs and is so spared another clubbing with my crutches.
Should you want to send me lots of money, my email is pupule at patmail dot com.
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stinkeye |
09.26.05 - 11:12 am | #
Gee, in addition to having some fabulous ideas, I would bet, from looking at that boyish face and tousled hair, that he likes to engage in a little man-to-man naked wrestling.
Purely heterosexually, though.
(I bet he's got a hellavuh cute ass, too)
I didn't say that....
Eve Arden is My Co-Pilot |
09.26.05 - 2:28 pm | #
BETTY FORD?!?!??!
Stinkeye, not only are you bogarting the FUCK outta those pain pills, now you've figured out a way to make them HALLUCINOGENIC!!!
(Okay, I admit it, I'm pretty damned jealous of THAT skill...)
Anyway, if we're gonna start a scar-slinging competition, I've got surgical scars from CHARITY HOSPITAL (R.I.P. 2005), so nyeh!
The one on my spine with the little tattooed zipper-pull (true story) is my biggest, but the biopsy scar on my throat is the most obvious.
Okay, next!
Anntichrist S. Coulter |
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09.27.05 - 11:10 am | #
Camp4U? Stacey? Hmm.
For more on the hilarious antics of Mr. Campfield, check out this story from last June. Although this tale also made its way into the local papers, somehow it seems to have gone missing from our local rep's blog.
Nicky;
3:59am
Campfield is not smart. I checked out his official state legislature web page and his blog -- both a rife with errors. Here's a tip: If you're going to say you're a graduate of Excelsior College, don't misspell "Excelsior."
General,
Sir,
This guy should get together with the knucklehead college student who created a "majority scholarship." That way, no supersensitive, PC thugs would try to censor them by calling them racists. 
Hmmm... Stupid, illiterate, and clueless...
What about Pamela? I want more Pamela!
Why doesn't he found a House Moron's Caucus? He's definitely qualified for *that*!
Hate to break it (the link), stinkeye, but District 18 is Knoxville, not Dayton.
Hey, didja' hear? White/Black is the New Black! Can a caucasion get an amen? Stay tuned...
I noted on Rep. Canfield's blog that reprinting, in its entirety, without permisssion, of Dr. King's "I Have a Dream Speech" is perhaps violative of copyright law. Helpfully, I gave him the address and fax of the Estate of Dr. King. I am shocked, shocked, that a Republican would not uphold the law.....
GREETINGS, to all.
What we need here...are a few good (white) men.
I appears obvious that this fine young gentleman (Mr. Campfield) has studied Grammar, Rhetoric, and Dialectic at the feet of The Dear Leader. In fact, from these most excellent postings, and the letters with which he demolished Mr. Jon Fish’s flimsy arguments, it is also clear that there is a great reserve of blogging talent among conservative Republican politicians. Thus, I firmly believe the surest way to solve the problem of ongoing ignorant drivel from the left, and to finally brush aside the obstructionist liberal’s pretensions, would be for The Dear Leader to begin a blog of His own. He could blog morning, noon and night, until every shred of liberal anathema had been wiped away by His wit, insight, command of ideas, and facility with linguistics. Given the importance of the task I am sure He would approach it with the fervor reserved for clearing brush. It would be "hard work", but it is vital to The Cause. See what He can accomplish when He puts His brain to it?
I noted on Rep. Canfield's blog that reprinting, in its entirety, without permisssion, of Dr. King's "I Have a Dream Speech" is perhaps violative of copyright law. Helpfully, I gave him the address and fax of the Estate of Dr. King.
Wow.
Like the title of your letter, Generalissimo. "The Jerk", one of the more unappreciated films of the 20th century.
Did anyone notice he looks stoned out of his gourd? His eyes look like two pissholes in a snowbank.
There is still hope that the Black Caucus might accept him.
stinkeye: Okay, I'm dyin' to know now. Spill it! Here, I've included my real e-mail even.
Gee, in addition to having some fabulous ideas, I would bet, from looking at that boyish face and tousled hair, that he likes to engage in a little man-to-man naked wrestling.
