An award for "humor"? Bah! I know you won't let this insult from the Islamo-French get you down, though, General. If there's one thing we know about you, you can take it like a man.
Major Woody | 04.04.06 - 1:18 am | #

Hey, there's no law against what I'm doing, especially as I've seceded into a subdivision of the Republic of Texas and decriminalized all my past transgressions. I'm sure that rock-ribbed supporters of our President can appreciate that course of action.

Congratulations on your dubious honor!
norbizness | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 1:24 am | #

Sir! I see your point, sir!
Sincere condolences, sir!
clio | 04.04.06 - 1:35 am | #

Oh, General!

I've been a lurker for quite some time, but I think that I must jump out and give you many hugs of condolence for this indignity. Why, my perky, youthful bust was aquiver with indignation at such a slight! The French can be crafty, but you are craftier by far!

You will recover from this...this...so-called honor, sir. Like my hero, Alan Keyes, you shall rise again from the ashes to lead the people into battle! As a brown person myself, I await the glorious lessons that you have come to teach us!

Trembling with eagerness and awaiting your command...
chocobunny | 04.04.06 - 1:54 am | #

Golly Gee, General,
This must be a doubly bad night for you. First your blog is seen as humorus by the latte loving French and then your guy Delay steps down. General, I think a lot of soldiers feel deflated tonight. Robertson and Dobson are trying to prepare for God knows what is coming next. Congressmen and their wives maybe rushing to to get in a good plea, because the last one to get to the DoJ does the Big Time.
psyche | 04.04.06 - 2:12 am | #

General Sir,

Even though we all know you were the target of an organized vicious attack from the left, still...um...congratulations for being such a great target for their scornful ways. Wear it as a badge of honor, Sir.

In the mean time, maybe you can leverage this into a gig as the host of a reality TV show!
darryl | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 2:44 am | #

Sir,

We love you back, General. In more than our usual blindly-obedient-to-authority sort of way, sir.
melior | 04.04.06 - 2:52 am | #

Sir, General Sir.

You should take enormous solace in the fact that your French enemies spent their time trying to marginalize you, instead of America.
mz | 04.04.06 - 2:55 am | #

Mon general

As soon as you put these looney laughing liberals in their place, Blah 3 gets the crap hacked out of him.
Tremble you left wing funny men! The general merely has to mention your name and your site is hack!
corporal waldo | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 3:38 am | #

General, sir,

Sometimes the Lord works in mysterious ways........

...although what Lord Byron had to do with this is anyone's guess. Besides, isn't he a member of the Dead Poet's Society?

Anyway, sir, a richly deserved honor, for blogging above and beyond the call of duty.

All of us senior Blastocyst-Americans salute you.
The Oracle | 04.04.06 - 3:39 am | #

The Lord works in mysterious ways. If I had a job I would too.

Congratulations on being mistaken yet again for a humor blog. Forgive them, they know not what they do.

+++
mjs | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 3:59 am | #

I'm shocked and saddened again by the capital F french assault on your good name, Sir. Perhaps a good soldier boot up a couple of french asses is in order? Your call, Sir.
In all seriousness, congratulations! Every day I look forward to what may be next.
funluvn | 04.04.06 - 4:10 am | #

Congratulations/Condolences General Sir.

In the end we were no match for the manly pheromones you have managed to issue in such force that they travel over the internet and right into the nations DSL & Cable lines.
Attaturk | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 4:15 am | #

Oh thank goodness you mentioned that if you had a sense of humor you would find those other sites funny. I must confess that I've visited those sites, by accident, of course, on occasion. A couple of times I giggled. You can't imagine the guilt I felt, or maybe you can.

Anyway, I was getting ready to visit the man in Seattle, but now I think I'll save my money. Thank you sir, I feel forgiven. You continue to do the lord's work, despite the French and their left-handed compliments.
The Venerable Ed | 04.04.06 - 4:56 am | #

General, Sir;

Let me add my voice to the swolled-up chorus of your congratulants. I think it's a shame that it had to be in the "humor" category but, wtf, a win's a win.

Perhaps some of the General's distaff adherents could get involved in a prison ministry (Annti, Stinkeye & MzNicky?) so's they can visit Mr. Delay while he's in stir. I'm thinkin' they could take him some baked goods and suchlike--like a baguette 3' long with a 3" diameter and help him hide it from the warders, if you get my drift.

Sir, I've been nominated for an award by "Car & Wrecker", vote for me.
democommie | 04.04.06 - 7:09 am | #

Sir,
Two things you forgot about that t-bogg fellow not only does he have those two bassetts but he's blessed with a beautiful wife and a smart talented kid. And look at the rest of them smart funny clever and in the case of watertiger good looking with all their fancy book learning.

It's enough to make tou want to write a book; "When Good Things Happen to Bad People." Yea that's the ticket.
cpl klyde | 04.04.06 - 7:58 am | #

Sir, General Sir!

Even if you had not beaten me I would have surrendered anyway. It is the way of my people! I myself am only a 4 on the manly scale of absolute gender, as is well known.

And despite the travesty of this "humor" award, the world will sleep more soundly tonight knowing that at least one Koufax resides in your cold, wet, and patriotically sticky hands.
Michael Bérubé | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 8:19 am | #

Congratulations General!

Who cares if they don't understand your message. Just look at it as you fooled them. Moonbats are probably easily fooled. Praise Jesus and his General.

I'll drink a holy water toast to you!
pissed off patricia | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 8:27 am | #

Dear General,
Take comfort in the knowledge that Tom DeLay will be devoting himself full-time now to promoting his religious views.

That'll teach those smart-ass french!

Let that reward bring you the joy of a reminder that what goes around comes around. Or something like that.

Very sorry that I didn't bring you in the win for a best post. I tried. *sniff* Thwarted by the french, no doubt.
Desi | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 9:12 am | #

Demo: An excellent suggestion. I'll bring this prison ministry idea up with Annti and stinkeye at the JG Women's Corps' executive meeting tonight. Sounds like a good project for the GCCCR Ladies' Sewing Circle & Terrorist Society/Outreach subcommittee. I know they could come up with some innovative ways to bring Mr. DeLay to Jesus. Oh yeah. They'll be happy to bring him to Jesus.

Plus, I cast my vote for you for the "Car & Wrecker" award. Guess you kept that command vehicle incident hush-hush. Good work!
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MzNicky | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 9:34 am | #

General, Sir!

Me and the mangled hoardes of little flagelatin' junior Pfc. John Wests in the jar under the bed, even the ones that look kinda like yellowish brown mayonaise and don't wiggle like they used to, salute you, sir, for your courage and your convictions.

And, sir, I'll bet you even got more convictions than Tom DeLay's gonna have. Well maybe not quite that many, sir, but a lot, a whole lot.

And me and all the boys in the jar salute your efforts in the cause of Conservative Righteousness itself and maybe some other big long words besides. Yep, long may you rein over the parades of all those other people. And I surely mean that, I do, sir.

We'll fight 'em in the barn and we'll fight 'em in the bog, sir. And like that Redstate fella who temped over at the WaPo said sir, "we won't come back 'til it's over over there." No, sir, sir. We surely won't.

In fact, I'm real busy right this minute makin' little parachutes for all the fellas down in the jar. We're plannin' a surprise assault tonight with fresh troops. Mum's the word, sir. We're goin' in. We all know that only a few of us will return from the mission, sir. But by golly we know we gotta get 'er done, sir. We surely do.

Oh, and don't let those Frenchies go messin' with yer head with that sneaky psycho oops sorta stuff, sir. Humor, sir? Hah! As if! They know we got 'em on the run. They're scared, sir. They're scared.

But duty calls.

By your leave, sir!

Pfc. John West (pscho oops)
John West | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 9:37 am | #

Sir!
I imagine it was your mason jars that tipped them over the edge.
kate r | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 10:24 am | #

Gin'rull, Suh!

The only way I like Giblets is smothered in gravy.

Het/sex yrs.
An Enquiring Mind | 04.04.06 - 10:33 am | #

Dear General,

You’re seeing this whole thing in the wrong perspective. You shouldn’t look at this award as an attempt to marginalize your important conservative message, this award proofs that you’re misunderstood.
And as a wise boy once said: “Genius is never understood in it's own time.”
So, congratulations on becoming a conservative christian genius.
Pvt. Pretzel | 04.04.06 - 10:47 am | #

General Sir,

It is just not funny that they think you are funny. Once again the Libs do not see their hypocrisy and project their own bad behavior on to others. You, Sir, are not only serious but you are deadly serious.

Why just the other day, when you had me pinned at Spartan Wrestling, you had the entire room listening with bated breath as you detailed the triumph over evil in secretly persuading Academy members to not vote for that evil Brokeback Mountain.

Multi-tasker... yes. Humorous... no.

Hypocrisy makes me so mad. It's like those Libs will just make shit up in order to expose supposed truths to their followers. Like they have some fantastical secret language that good Conservative Christians are stymied by and struck dumb when trying to interpret.

We love you General for NOT being funny. There is nothing funny or (to use Lib-speak) "ironic" or "satirical" at all about needing to control these uteruses, shut the closet door on these homosexuals and resubjugating uppity brown people. This work is serious as a G-ddamned stroke!
WeCanFixThisMess | 04.04.06 - 12:23 pm | #

Le général, monsieur,

Veuillez être si aimable quant à acceptent mes félicitations sur votre récompense. Bons souhaits aimables pendant un jour plaisant.
Susan | 04.04.06 - 12:37 pm | #

Congratulations, sir, on a well-deserved victory. The cream always rises to the top. Saying that does not make me a homosexual.
John | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 12:38 pm | #

These people get it.
Station Agent | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 1:07 pm | #

Just think sir! Now that you have successfully infiltrated the French, you'll be able to spread the GCCCR to them! You're fighting them over there so we don't have to think about them here!
thelogos | 04.04.06 - 1:12 pm | #

General SIr,

All the gang at Moe's lifted a glass of Champagne in your honor.

Congratulations!

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Frank Grimes | 04.04.06 - 2:56 pm | #

Demo and MzNicky

I have grave doubts about you two. Do you sleep through stinkeye’s Life Lessons or do you not show up at all?

Just weeks ago I recounted my part in Prison Ministries. Porto Baptismal Fonts, so necessary for wetting down the chair-bound, is my baby! Hands off!! You want a franchise, well, cough up the cabbage. Backstory. Nub moldered something fierce in the pen. I feared that if he moldered any longer he might get the bright idea that taking one for your Mum sucked. So, I greased the warden’s palm and, presto! Nub was ordained (I swear to God, he was the spitting image of that Marjoe Gortner!) Hallelujah and wet tee shirt contests!!! Happy, happy, Pastor Nub! The franchises sell like hotcakes in these wildly profitable Wackenhutted times. Some pals that Nub made in the joint are planning something for Mr. Hammer. Nub's lips are sealed (first time for everything)so I guess we'll just have to watch it on the teevee news.

Giving back to the community that kept my precious son in Stir was an honor and a terrific tax write off`
stinkeye | 04.04.06 - 3:00 pm | #

I think this may be some ploy to rope you in with the commies so that your tremendous influence on heterosexuals might be diluted or, God forbid, eliminated.
Col. Vyvyan | 04.04.06 - 3:38 pm | #

Word of this is spreading around the globe like wildfire, Sir. Even the Chinese are in on it.

http://miaculpa.blogspot.com/200...are- trying.html

I think we can turn this on them, Sir. Let 'em think they're just having fun here, and use them for all your glory! Hallelujah!

--Desi
Desi | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 3:48 pm | #

MzNicky, darlin'? What name do you post with at TGW? I do a blog round-up on Wed. and I've looked for you there to give a link. I'm so confused in the am's anyways as it is.
Desi | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 3:49 pm | #

General! Sir!

Take heart, sir! Like the little train that could, just try harder and harder and harder, sir!

Maybe next year, you'll get an award for Glorious KKKristian KKKommentary or Photo(shop)Journalism, sir!

Keep up the good work, sir, we're right here behind you!

Respectfully,
JillK. | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 4:37 pm | #

Oh my! I must confess I accidentally helped the evil French in their bid to marginalize you via the humor vote.

I thought I was voting for most HUMONGOUS blog. Pleeease forgive me! Please don't put me in the brig!
blogslut | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 4:37 pm | #

Desi my dear: Tennessee Guerilla Women is owned and operated by the amazing "egalia." I am but a second banana whom she has invited to tag along. When I post there it's as "MzNicky." The homepage is below.

Thanks!
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MzNicky | Homepage | 04.04.06 - 6:10 pm | #

Congratudoleances, Général.

Humour? Ha! They will see in due time who gets to have the last laugh.

Most seriously,
Maréchal Foch | 04.04.06 - 11:16 pm | #

General, sir,

I believe we have been infiltrated...per Marechal Foch's post.

Well, who else puts two ewes in humor, but someone from the Old World...like a frenchie, or a Brit??

Besides, I've found that one ewe is always enough when performing my animal husbandry duties.

I know, I know, barnyard humour is so, so frenchie.

I feel so ashamed. Time to be Spatulated? No problem, sir. I invested in an Automated Home Spatulator Kit, which once assembled and plugged in, spins like a whirling dervish and gives the man in Seattle a run for his money.

And the Spatulator Kit is energy efficient. No more spatula elbow either.

Now I can enjoy self-spatulation anytime I pull a frenchie without having to drive all those kilometres to Seattle. Oops. It was just a slip of the tongue. Another self-spatulatiion session, sir? Yes, sir.
The Oracle | 04.05.06 - 1:45 am | #

Humor??? Have they no shame? At long last, have they no shame?

I think a good Blood Atonement is in order.
Zelph | Homepage | 04.08.06 - 2:36 am | #