No comment, except to say that I LOL'd like a motherfucker after I read, "I doubt there'd be enough left over for a hand job." And I don't lie (except when I call myself "Democrat Satan", but then again you have to expect that from the Prince of Liberal Darkness (whatever the hell that means)).
John |
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07.03.06 - 3:05 am | #
Can you say Bloementum?
darryl |
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07.03.06 - 3:45 am | #
Actually, General, you've got it backwards. Sodomy is fine, just as long as no one pretends to be a woman:
"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." (Lev. 18:22)
But that doesn't torpedo your suggestion. Looks like Joe's just gonna have to take one for the team here.
The Right Reverend Rabbi Judah |
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07.03.06 - 3:49 am | #
Jawohl, mein General!
Your proposal is wise as always, but our man Holy Joe, infiltrator of the French and faithful servant of GCCCR, is way ahead of you. He's been the conservatives' bitch for years now.
Perhaps he should use his $359 to get a campaign ad made. To be sure, anything he can get made that cheap is sure to be a pile of crap, but it could hardly be any worse than what he's come up with so far.
...genrul sir,permission to point out you neglected to include the side shoe freak neil cavuto when lumping all the assholes who arent getting any lately...i like jesus,he winks at me...
kingweasil |
07.03.06 - 5:52 am | #
The best leverage of all would be for Lieberman to pass the Rush Limbaugh Prescription Drug Act of 2006.
This bill would allow Rush and fellow drug addicted conservative millionaires, an opportunity to buy discount pharmaceuticals in supersized quantities. And since it would only apply to the very weathy, it makes for healthy social policy.
Col. Klink |
07.03.06 - 6:27 am | #
Mon general
Anusser money saving tips for M. Lieberman would be to use Cialis, instead of Viagra as eet last 36 hours, rasser zan four.
He must watch evray pennay!
Actor212 |
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07.03.06 - 6:49 am | #
Sometimes I regret having an imagination that can see a pictures of the things I read. Eww. I hope this doesn't stick around all day.
Miss Cellania |
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07.03.06 - 7:45 am | #
Joe will be fine—he just needs Zell Miller to make the trip across the Mason-Dixon line and make a couple of his “spitball” speeches to rally up support for poor Lieberman.
Needless to say: such level headed, sober minded, “moderates”—who don’t simply toe the party line when it comes to making public policy decisions—need to sick together in such polarized times for the well being of our Country.
"With h'uat...SPITBALLS?!?!"
—Zell Miller
Noble1 |
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07.03.06 - 8:09 am | #
Why not just offer up the lovely mrs joe?
cplklyde |
07.03.06 - 8:34 am | #
sir?
eewwwww.
kate r |
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07.03.06 - 9:27 am | #
Mr. Cohen,
I'm glad you understand the sacrifices that need to be made. Joe can get it done. My little soldier is actually tingling thinking about those two. Of course in a heterosexual kind of way though.
Dick |
07.03.06 - 9:32 am | #
You owe me a new laptop General sir, when I read this I spit a mouthful of coffee into it. I am proud to share the great state of WA with you, I love ya man, you know in what way. Tom
tom s |
07.03.06 - 10:15 am | #
General, Sir!
I believe the problem is caused by joenertia, Sir. Perhaps a swift kick in the pants will get the stone rolling once again.
I blame the French for all the damage that my coffee did to my monitor when I read your wonderful letter to Senator Lieberman.
Also, Senator Ted Stevens has made some very intelligent sounding statements about the "internets." According to Senator Bridge to Nowhere, SPAM is not a problem as all the experts suggest, but the French "tubes" are.
Also General, I sure hope you find time to write a letter of support to the ever so refined Ms. Ann Coulter about the filthy lies about her plagiarizing in the New York Post.
The Ghost of Adolph Rupp |
07.03.06 - 11:22 am | #
Joe could make a contribution to the former guvnor, Rowland, who seems to be fundraising again, now that he's left prison.
Joe could get some new jogging shorts!
Anonymous |
07.03.06 - 12:04 pm | #
General, I'm pretty sure that Princess Bunny will be happy to give Joe some tips on "dancing with the right" and make-up.
The French over at FDL are reporting that Senator Lieberman has called a PC for 1:00 EST today.
No doubt this PC is to defend the honor of the sublime Miss Coulter and to publicly thank you for your advice about his $359 and the "other things".
The Ghost of Adolph Rupp |
07.03.06 - 12:42 pm | #
General Sir!
Intelligence indicates all 9 contributions were in fact made by one Don Rumsfeld of the State of Maryland.*
Supposedly, Mr. Rumsfeld is giving Joementum money in his Senate bid to keep Joe far far away from Don's current job at a large undisclosed oddly shaped geometric structure in Virginia.*
* I'd say more, but Islamofascists are always on the lookout for tips.
Col. Klink |
07.03.06 - 12:47 pm | #
Apologies to Miss Cell, kate and others. This is not a sight for yore eyes.
MOJoe |
07.03.06 - 12:50 pm | #
General, Sir!
Perhaps the aforementioned press conference will be the occasion for Joenertia to announce he is joining the Patriot Party. Then he can start denouncing Ned Lamont for being French, instead of being a Patriot.
I wonder if he'll need to spend a couple days cooling off, before warming up his pipes and singing the new tune?
Raise high the bar, boys!
Raise the roof and thunders' hollow!
Seek the man that they call Joe
And off to victory follow!
Rally round his fearless pose
Together we'll prevail!
He is the man that we all love
It's either "Joe or we shall fail!"
(chorus)
Stop those nasty Internetters
They don't respect their betters
Let the Irish have their setters
Let the people have their King
Joe is independent
His work is quite transcendent
If it's broken he won't mend it
Let him kiss dear George and sing!
He's a man among the manly
Who will fight for greed and blood
He is the light that has burned out
He is the sputter in the spud
Let us look to old Connecticut
And say a prayer or two:
May he who loves the dirty war
Begin to get a clue
(chorus)
Stop those nasty Internetters
They don't respect their betters
Let the Irish have their setters
Let the people have their King
Joe is independent
His work is quite transcendent
If it's broken he won't mend it
Let him kiss dear George and sing!
Raise high the bar, boys!
Raise the roof and thunders' hollow!
Seek the man that they call Joe
And off to victory follow!
Rally round his fearless pose
Together we'll prevail!
He is the man that we all love
It's either "Joe or we shall fail!"
(chorus)
Stop those nasty Internetters
They don't respect their betters
Let the Irish have their setters
Let the people have their King
Joe is independent
His work is quite transcendent
If it's broken he won't mend it
Let him kiss dear George and sing!
I am sorry to report that in his PC Senator Lieberman did not acknowledge your wonderful letter, nor did he defend the beautiful and demure Miss Coulter.
Instead, he said something about running as an "independent" Frenchman.
I am confused now, because I thought the French did not like the shy Miss Coulter. I think it is time for my nap.
The Ghost of Adolph Rupp |
07.03.06 - 2:47 pm | #
General
I've done the math and since His Holiness Joe's courageous announcement today that he is not going to abide by the result of the Democommie primary but collect 7,500 signatures to run as an independent, he should use his new windfall to pay anyone willing to sign four cents apiece.
purvis ames |
07.03.06 - 2:52 pm | #
General! Sir!
You forgot the makeup, sir! But Joe can just shoplift that from Walgreen's or somewhere, sir!
He's fucked his constituents up the chute for the last 5 years, now its coming back to haunt him.
NSA, aka Mad Roger Kidd |
07.03.06 - 3:55 pm | #
General
The stinkeye crib has super gigantic silos far beneath the hardwood floors and those silos are filled with preposterous arcania, ready to launch.
Al Jolson weren’t no MJS but I rather like the imagery of the entire Right Side of the Dial crooning to their new hubba hubba boyfriend/girlfriend…
'Toot, Toot, Tootsie goodbye,
Toot, Toot, Tootsie don't cry.
The choo-choo train that takes me away from you,
no words can tell how sad it makes me.
Kiss me, Tootsie, and then
I'll do it over again.
Watch for the mail,
I'll never fail,
if you don't get a letter
then you'll know I'm in jail.
Toot, Toot, Tootsie don't cry,
Toot, Toot, Tootsie goodbye!'
Of course, when they follow it up with, 'Mammy', OUCH!!! RuPaul Lieberman's stilettos to the nuts. $exual Har$$ment and Hate Crime $ettlements plump the coffers of The Man Who Would be Back in the Ring.
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stinkeye |
07.03.06 - 4:43 pm | #
Sir,
Just hearing about Holy Joe announcing that he will run as an independent if defeated in the primary.
I think he'll need a good slogan.
"Give 'em Zell, Joe."
Jackie_O |
07.03.06 - 5:01 pm | #
Col. Klink
Zat Rumsfeld...always deeging deep in his pocket to halp out ze friends...all zat money he maded last year on Tamifl ees going to good cause, oui?
Actor212 |
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07.03.06 - 5:25 pm | #
Maybe the best thing would be for Joe to just keep dontaing that same money to himself over and over again to make it look like he has supporters out there and is raking in the donations. This way, he could build a groundswell of Jomentum heading into the primary. It would boost his confidence, too.
db |
07.03.06 - 6:21 pm | #
I like the idea that Joe L will run as an independent in the general election when--not if, gang--he loses in the Democratic primary. That means Connecticut Democrats get to vote against Joe twice this year!
Uri |
07.03.06 - 7:06 pm | #
SLAM-FUCKING ***DUNK***, SIR!!!!!!
"Surely, he'd do anything you want if you could get him a little for free.
I suggest that you spend it all on a wig, a dress, a few boner pills and some fake breasts and do the job yourself."
Y'know, after I read that first sentence, my automatic response would be, THERE AIN'T A WOMAN (with original parts) ON THIS PLANET WHO'D DO ***THAT*** FLATULENT PUSTULATED COCKSUCKING PEDOPHILE JUNKIE MOTHERFUCKER FOR ***"FREE"***!!!!!!
Then I kept reading.
Thank you, Sir, for restoring my faith not only in all malekind, but in blogtopia itself. It's been a shitty couple of weeks, and you just made the whole friggin' YEAR for me, Sir.
This'n ought to be printed-out and BRONZED, with duplicate plaques sent to LIEberman, Dumbya, Rush, O'Loofah, et al...
I'd offer to go down to the trophy shop and do it for you, Sir, but they don't accept my IOUs there anymore... I won't bore you with the whole story, let's just say that there are some things that some people WON'T bronze... fuckin' party poopers...
And I missed any references to mAnn Coulter, St. Ann Of The Codpiece in your piece, Sir, but then, I didn't follow all of the links. But the multiple mentions of my arch-nemesis in the comments leads me to a further tip for thriftiness for the Po'Joe Campaign:
He could save the dough for rubbers & dick pills if he just borrowed the drag gear (and duct tape to hide his teeny weeny) from St. Ann --- and possibly shim's codpiece!
I'm sure that this Gawdless hedonist tranny would be honored and humbled to contribute to Po'Joe's Campaign in such a meaningful and strategically important way.
Anntichrist S. Coulter |
07.03.06 - 7:25 pm | #
Its time for Joe to switch parties so there will be no confusion. Plus it will give him the opportunity to be the first outright Likud Senator in American history. Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman-L. Has a ring to it.
Say It Ain't So Joe |
07.03.06 - 7:28 pm | #
General, Sir-
I have just returned from the hospital, Sir.
When I read this post earlier today I tried to imagine the aforementioned scenario. Suddenly I was stricken....
The doctors call it "hysterical blindness". They say it should pass in a few days but every time I start to see some faint signs of light the images keep flying in...
Lipstick being applied.
Downing Manischewitz in the cab ride over.
Blue pills being taken.
By the time the image of a zipper appears... I'm back in total blackness.
Just wanted to report n,Sir. Please forgive any typing mistakes as I am sending this note on a wing and a prayer that my skills from Mrs. Bixby's 10th grade typing class get me through this dark time.
PS Sir, please, for the love of God, could he not just send Hadassah instead?
WeCanFixThisMess |
07.03.06 - 9:51 pm | #
What a great concept.It reminds me of the Simpson's episode where Grandpa dreams he's the "Queen of the Old West".
pinkobait |
07.03.06 - 10:54 pm | #
Sir, General, Sir
Joe Liebestraum (D-Likud)servicing the Fox folks along with the flamin' nazi gas bag,toss in Bob Dole as the senior big V guinea pig and you have you have a party that would even make Ernst Roehm violently ill. I think Herr Roehm would beg to be shot in order to be spared the sight. G2 indicates there isn't a combined swinging half a hard yard amongst these sod-o-mites
Sir, please post Pipesmokin' Joe's reply to your patriotic suggestion.He proudly carries on the tradition of Ol' Prescott von Busch.
Arrgggnhhh!!!!
Goddess Bunny is really SCARY. Must be a close relative of A. Coulter. Do you suppose Coulter looked a lot like Bunny before her sex-change operation?
Thomas_A |
07.07.06 - 7:15 pm | #
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Susan |
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01.19.07 - 7:31 am | #
oh, yeah, what lwkcbvq says. i need a vacation. Atlantic bally casino city seems like just the place. Temecula!
SeattleDan |
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08.18.07 - 2:36 am | #
No comment, except to say that I LOL'd like a motherfucker after I read, "I doubt there'd be enough left over for a hand job." And I don't lie (except when I call myself "Democrat Satan", but then again you have to expect that from the Prince of Liberal Darkness (whatever the hell that means)).
Can you say Bloementum?
Actually, General, you've got it backwards. Sodomy is fine, just as long as no one pretends to be a woman:
Jawohl, mein General!
The best leverage of all would be for Lieberman to pass the Rush Limbaugh Prescription Drug Act of 2006. 
Mon general
Sometimes I regret having an imagination that can see a pictures of the things I read. Eww. I hope this doesn't stick around all day.
sir?
You owe me a new laptop General sir, when I read this I spit a mouthful of coffee into it. I am proud to share the great state of WA with you, I love ya man, you know in what way. Tom
General, Sir!
General Suh,
General, I'm pretty sure that Princess Bunny will be happy to give Joe some tips on "dancing with the right" and make-up.
That should be furrin "capitals" of prostitution, not furrin "capitols".
Mon General,
Joe on the Hill
it must make rush see red that to shoot goo he has to see blue.
General
General! Sir!
General
Sir,
Maybe the best thing would be for Joe to just keep dontaing that same money to himself over and over again to make it look like he has supporters out there and is raking in the donations. This way, he could build a groundswell of Jomentum heading into the primary. It would boost his confidence, too.
I like the idea that Joe L will run as an independent in the general election when--not if, gang--he loses in the Democratic primary. That means Connecticut Democrats get to vote against Joe twice this year!
SLAM-FUCKING ***DUNK***, SIR!!!!!!
General, Sir-
Oy, What would 
Arrgggnhhh!!!!
Would you be interested in adorning your walls with PERFECT images of Jesus Christ? I found this site some days ago, and would like to turn your attention to it: 
oh, yeah, what lwkcbvq says. i need a vacation. Atlantic bally casino city seems like just the place. Temecula!
