How they can't see how manly you are and how righteous your column is must be the same reason those filthy democrats won. America is going blind!
corporal waldo |
11.17.06 - 3:38 am | #
Hey, thanks for some traffic and notoriety, JC
William Teach |
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11.17.06 - 7:36 am | #
Oh, Teach, yer bein' awfully whiny fer a, um, pirate 'n all.
Dave von Ebers |
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11.17.06 - 10:29 am | #
Thanks, mon General. I contacted Smoltz and G Gordon for the blurbs...they were happy to oblige--for ben-wah balls with the treacherous French flag on them!
k. |
11.17.06 - 11:39 am | #
General, sir!
Your competition seems thoroughly demoralized. Yours is the only blog receiving any nominations at this point. Congratulations!
Charles |
11.17.06 - 12:30 pm | #
That Smoltz nomination is among the funniest things I have ever seen in my years on the internet.
Anonymous |
11.17.06 - 3:05 pm | #
Oh General my General!
The French have clearly infiltrated the webbies. Aside from their reams of false comments, I found that:
When I voted yesterday, my vote vanished from the list. So of course I did my patriotic duty according to Diebold and voted a second time.
Obviously someone must have taken me for a Defeatocrat because the form deleted my comment, claiming that I had not provided my name and address!
However, I took heart, knowing that if I succeeded my single conservative vote would be counted more often than any liberal vote, and submitted the form a third time.
Mission accomplished, sir! Despite limp French resistance, or as we spell it in real America: "rezistans".
Metro
(Probationary) Lt.-Cpl., (ret., but so far unindicted.)
Metro |
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11.17.06 - 3:59 pm | #
General
Just so you know, the Weblog Awards site has eliminated at least 95% of your nominations. I knew they were Islamofascists!
purvis ames |
11.17.06 - 4:35 pm | #
General: I have grave news.
The French Islamofascists of the Webbys have thrown my vote out yet again. They must think that I am black.
I have now voted for you four times. You should be in Diebold territory now. But each post disappears without a blip into the tubes of the internets.
Unfortunately, I am spent (in a uniheterosexual and biblically-approved sort of way), and must retire.
I regret that I have but one blog post to give for my General.
Metro |
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11.17.06 - 5:41 pm | #
On behalf of M. Teach, and quoting une autre well-known pirate: "Ah deserved zat."
actor212 |
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11.17.06 - 7:06 pm | #
Ya know, General and minions, I really didn't mean to cause that much of a kerfluffle. Provoke a reaction, yes, but, more in fun. Though, I am sure y'all aren't that familiar with me.
Just so ya know, I did nominate this site for Liberal site of the year. Looks like this site has alot more fun then some of the other big Liberal sites.
So, in all seriousness, I hope this site wins the Weblog Award. I will vote for it, and good luck! I really do mean it.
William Teach |
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11.17.06 - 7:15 pm | #
Um, "kerfluffle" ain't exactly no pirate word, matey.
Now beat it, ya surrender monkey!
He's probably a scurvy dog, too ...
Dave von Ebers |
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11.17.06 - 10:23 pm | #
Sir!
Reporting for duty, Sir!
Your blog is duly recommended, Sir!
And I made sure that they know you are a heterosexual (unlike Kevin Bussey!), no matter what that damn Cleetus says, Sir!
Why does William Teach sound like some old broad trying to get picked up in a bar?
purvis ames |
11.17.06 - 11:33 pm | #
Oh My. One click leads to another. Curiosity sometimes leads one to things you don't want to see. Checked out piratescove and the next thing I know I'm on the flush the koran project. BLEAH. If only people would put that much time and energy into freakin' getting along with each other instead of the spewage of hate.
mrsgoo |
11.18.06 - 12:34 am | #
If spartan wrestling has taught me anything, its that no matter how competitive you are on the floor, you are going to need your buddies to help wash all the oil off of you later.
William Teach's heart was in the right place, but he let the Webbys get to him. I'm sure he knew the General was the best choice, but it still had to hurt to see his Kofi Annan rant completely obscured by JCC's praise.
Nominating William Teach seemed like the right thing to do, like collecting from your opponent any spermatazoan americans that might have been a little too eager to join the fight after a particularly agressive match at the College Republican's Spartan Wrestling Night.
Wrestling with the General is always a losing proposition, Will. He has developed too many special pin techniques, and he practices them a lot with sheep.
Cleetus |
11.18.06 - 1:06 am | #
General, sir, I dont understand why the nomination SeattleTammy and I made was deleted while Sean Hannity's and Sporty's remain. Do you think it might be the that the code word 'Seattle' means to these people "The People's Republic of Seattle"? I swear we rooted out all the commie/anarchists after the General Strike of 1919. I was there! I know we did!
SeattleDan |
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11.18.06 - 1:17 am | #
Sieg heil!
Blood for Hubris |
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11.18.06 - 11:37 am | #
Sir, they are deleting any new nominations for you. This is what the nomination page now says:
All new Jesus General nominations will be deleted - we've got plenty already.
And this is what I said, but I am sure the cheese-eating surrender monkeys over there will delete it, too:
It seems that many, even most, of older Jesus' General nominations will be deleted as well, since mine from several days ago is gone.
Have you ever thought of running for Secretary of State on the GOP ticket in your state?
I think you'd be a shoo-in.
That last part was a cunning plan, Sir. If they try to run for anything on the GOP ticket, we'll have their real names and addresses!
Then we can get Ofjesse Malkin to post their home addresses on the internets and tell people what evil liberals they are, Sir! Oh wait...Ofjesse Malkin would never do that. Because 'conservatives police their own, etc.'
I'm sorry, Sir. As a not-man, I am not so good at cunning plans.
Gentlewoman |
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11.18.06 - 1:39 pm | #
There's a link now from the recommendations page to the Weblog Awards forum, where there is a thread with a title like "Jesus' General Is The Most Masculinely Conservative Blog On The Planet." The thread was started by the administrator, and seems to have been the very first thing posted in the forum.
I strongly recommend that some of you loyal patriotic heterosexuals join me in supporting our General on this new battle front.
wyneken |
11.19.06 - 11:19 am | #
Mon general
Hey, thanks for some traffic and notoriety, JC 
Oh, Teach, yer bein' awfully whiny fer a, um, pirate 'n all.
Thanks, mon General. I contacted Smoltz and G Gordon for the blurbs...they were happy to oblige--for ben-wah balls with the treacherous French flag on them!
General, sir!
That Smoltz nomination is among the funniest things I have ever seen in my years on the internet.
Oh General my General!
General
On behalf of M. Teach, and quoting une autre well-known pirate: "Ah deserved zat."
Sir!
Oh My. One click leads to another. Curiosity sometimes leads one to things you don't want to see. Checked out piratescove and the next thing I know I'm on the flush the koran project. BLEAH. If only people would put that much time and energy into freakin' getting along with each other instead of the spewage of hate.
If spartan wrestling has taught me anything, its that no matter how competitive you are on the floor, you are going to need your buddies to help wash all the oil off of you later. 
General, sir, I dont understand why the nomination SeattleTammy and I made was deleted while Sean Hannity's and Sporty's remain. Do you think it might be the that the code word 'Seattle' means to these people "The People's Republic of Seattle"? I swear we rooted out all the commie/anarchists after the General Strike of 1919. I was there! I know we did!
Sieg heil!
Sir, they are deleting any new nominations for you. This is what the nomination page now says:
There's a link now from the recommendations page to the Weblog Awards forum, where there is a thread with a title like "Jesus' General Is The Most Masculinely Conservative Blog On The Planet." The thread was started by the administrator, and seems to have been the very first thing posted in the forum.
