Even us obvious straight but unclothed folk like my brother CuddlePie have trouble with the evil homosexual media. They're worse than the nasty Banksia men. Keep fighting the good fight - yours Snugglepot.
yoyo | 03.20.08 - 12:49 am | #

Haha
Zaxx | Homepage | 03.20.08 - 3:04 am | #

You tell them, Tinky-Winky! Sexual orientation is clearly a conscious choice, and changing that choice is easy as undergoing intense brainwashing and indoctrination that doctored studies show work a tiny but significant percent of the time. Just follow the strong, heterosexual example of Jesus, a bachelor in his 30s who lived with his "Fisher of Men."

Crap, did that count as crossing the line? Man, that homosexual agenda is tricky.
Master Mahan | Homepage | 03.20.08 - 4:11 am | #

A trios? Is that more than one trio? Are we to have a menage a squat with some blogger? I want out. Now.

++++
mjs | Homepage | 03.20.08 - 4:18 am | #

I feel your pain. Since I have never commented there, this is going to be fairly easy for me to support your strike.
pissed off patricia | Homepage | 03.20.08 - 7:03 am | #

I support your strike, but I can't figure out why you are announcing it here. In the General's Country we are all good conservatives who are only online to fight the insideous efforts of liberal wackos that want to take our freedom. We would never comment on a left wing islamofeminazihomefacist site like Atrios anyway so I don't think we would be missed.

That said, today I will emphatically not post anything there, and may go there now to put up a post about not posting there. That will show the gay femislamonazifacists that we mean business!
Zen Bubba | 03.20.08 - 7:32 am | #

the question we are all asking, which you refuse to answer is which of your co-stars were homosexuals as well and have they seen the light, my money is on the Vacuum cleaner Noo-Noo "that's got to be a gay name.
baba | 03.20.08 - 7:49 am | #

Tinky Winky:

Gotchacovered on the commenting, but I have a suggestion.

I think perhaps a name change might be beneficial to your image as a nolongerGAY 4th tier ex-celebrity. I mean, "Tinky Winky" just sounds, well, excuse me, so fucking GAY!!

Try a few of these:

1.) Rock Hard
2.) Adam Antine-Shaft
3.) Tommy Trouserbeast (just in case that whole, cartoonish name is an identity thing).

I hope this helps.

Oh, yeah, was that your big wheel I saw parked outside that Polyester Bar in Ybor City?
democommie™™™™™©®ç åü | 03.20.08 - 7:55 am | #

Well, I for one will support this strike. You certainly won't see me commenting on this thread.

Oops, wait a minute....
Gary Kleppe | Homepage | 03.20.08 - 9:37 am | #

Tinky Winky, please report to the Haggard Meth Cave exhibit at the Creation Museum asap.
NSA | 03.20.08 - 12:10 pm | #

Tinky, I am in support of your cause. I even live in the same area as Atrios -- he's having a whopper political convention in Philly next weekend -- and I just don't get why anyone would want to read 775 comments on a single line blog!

You'll be proud to know that I'm not only not going to comment on Atrios's blog (I think I did it once, but heck, everyone does something once just to see if it's fun ....), I'm also not attending the convention. I can't even afford the $35 fee for Saturday, let alone the $80 for the whole weekend!

I never would have guessed Squidward was queer, but now that I think about it, the clarinet is a dead giveaway.
anne johnson | Homepage | 03.20.08 - 12:26 pm | #

General, dear,

It's coming to pass, just what that great prophet Ricky Santorum foretold: inter-species intercourse.

These infernal little cartoon characters and their, ahem, friends are just playing into the Devil's hands. Run for the hills!

Love,
Auntie Nym | 03.20.08 - 12:33 pm | #

Whoa, little dude! This is whatcha call an amazing co-inky dink. Just crawled in from a meeting with Eddie Valiant over at Fritz’s Emperor’s Crib. Into the wee-est of wee hours, I listened to the gumshoe’s pitch while the Cat’s Kickapoo Joy Juice shooters slowly but most assuredly kicked his poo. I stopped paying much attention until I heard him slur ‘Apuzzo’. ‘Jason needs you, stinkeye’. I bristled and snapped, ‘Who the h-e-double hockey sticks doesn’t? I’m finished with Hollyweird. Kaput! Capice?’ Well he didn’t capice, of course, all pooed up as he was, but as far as I was concerned that Lotus-Eater, Aputzo, could kiss my perky behind. Another story for another time but as usual, I was in the right and The Putz was in the wrong no matter his commendable politics. However, as emissary from Libertas, Eddie sweetened the proposed armistice with an already green lit project; ‘Out of the Celluloid Closet, Filthy Part Deux’.

This one won’t be a paen to pansies as was the original. No, no, no! Eddie and another personality are gonna Michael Mooreify Toon Town. ‘Have you now or have you ever done a McGreavy with Lady and the Tramp? What’s the story with you and Peter Pan? Bashful, before Snow White showed up who tucked you in at night?’

Now, normally, I’d continue to spit in Jasons slack jawed puss but Filthy Part Deux’s other Marlowish onscreen personality will be Nub!!!! Who better than a chronically recidivist Lifestyler to play Gotcha? He tells me that his former roomie, Gumby, has a lotta splain’n to do. Too, too Gross. I always hated Play Dough. Now I know why.

BTW: Isn’t striking kinda Bolshevicky? Since when is shunning not enough? Striking is typical of the lefty stinkin’ thinkin’ the Agenda indoctrinates into plushies like you.
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stinkeye | 03.20.08 - 12:38 pm | #

tink,
if you're looking for a new name, jeff gannon has a nice masculine ring to it.

eh, oh!
mellowjohn | 03.20.08 - 12:53 pm | #

Tinky, you’re onto something here. But the forces arrayed against you are overwhelming.

That entire Nickelodeon channel is one big, fat gay orgy day after day. Why, you can’t watch any show on that channel without eventually seeing some male character wind up in a dress. Or worse. Spongebob, I understand, is quite fond of a certain little French Maid outfit …

It must be stopped! Yes, I know that kids find the idea of male characters in female dress to be just about the funniest thing since, I dunno, Bugs Bunny or Milton Berle, but seriously, I’m starting to feel kinda warm and tingly every time we change the channel to Nickelodeon.

Damn them all. Damn them to hell.
Dave von Ebers | Homepage | 03.20.08 - 1:31 pm | #

Honestly, there IS an episode of
SpongeBob SquarePants in which, he and Patrick become "parents" to a young clam.

SpongeBob is the HomeMaker and stays home changing diapers and warming up bottles, etc. and Patrick goes to his Office with a BriefCase,et al.

DemoCommie, I await you !
MsNomir | Homepage | 03.20.08 - 5:04 pm | #

I loves me some Spongebob!
Dave von Ebers | Homepage | 03.20.08 - 5:42 pm | #

Oh Lord, Who created plush in His image;

Rain fire and remotes down on these fuzzy sinners, changing their channels to the 700 Club;

Rain on their parade, heavy winds, too, yea; bring the wrath of Heaven down on their velcro'd pants and their clogs, on their chardonnay and their Subarus.
Show them which side the bread of eternity is buttered on.

Guide my aim, Lord, as I cast stones; else how to slay Satan's sponge in his undersea lair, thereby saving Dave's eternal soul before he says "Fuck" again?

Avoiding Atrios like the plague;
the Rev. Jerry Gloryhole | 03.20.08 - 6:58 pm | #

Hey, I commented twice on this thread without droppin' th' f-bomb.

Not that there's anything fucking wrong with that.
Dave von Ebers | Homepage | 03.20.08 - 10:31 pm | #