Yes indeed, there's no kwestion that this man has passed the Commander-in-Chief test!
Private Partz | 03.24.08 - 10:37 pm | #

Sir General Sir:

It is indeedio a super super supreme super pleasure to meet such an outstanding conservative, who is running for president... although he wasn't conservative enough to win seven years ago... uh...
He has always been a conservative. His most famous moment was when he was... uh... a member of the... 'Keating Five'... which was bad...

OK, who else is running, General Sir?
Samwise Galenorn | Homepage | 03.24.08 - 10:55 pm | #

mon General

Rambo McBain
can't forget the pain
of his own incarceration
and the hatred it seared
for all things 'Left'
and his contempt for all other nations
so line up your kids
for the blood greased skids
that slide to the Iraq confrontation
'cause Iran's on the way
as the next place to play
to assuage John's bent imagination.
corporal waldo | 03.24.08 - 11:17 pm | #

i like the new method! way to shake up the terrain. funny as hell.
nezua | Homepage | 03.24.08 - 11:19 pm | #

Shorter McCain: Prepubescent male sound bytes are all I've got.
jcricket | 03.25.08 - 12:33 am | #

"Don't you ever question my judgment!"

Senator McSame,
Your disgusting smegma-faced toady inserted a filthy leftist "p" into your computing machine pamphlet report. Are you gonna let him get away with that?
---- ---- ----
My computing machine won't play the moving picture linked in Mr. McSame's computing machine pamphlet report. Does anybody know if there's a youtube version?
bob the hog | 03.25.08 - 2:12 am | #

"[I'm very sorry - Joe.]"

Indeed, Joe Leiberman is one of the sorriest motherfuckers to ever fuck his mother.
rev.paperboy | Homepage | 03.25.08 - 3:22 am | #

I am suprised Gramps forgot Mohammadians have a well known love of strawberries - he ought to get Joe-Joe to look under his bed for any of them swarthy strawberry stealing bastards.

Oh, and yell at those damn kids, they're in his yard again.
Ugluks Flea | 03.25.08 - 10:17 am | #

If you ask me, John Sidney McCain III is a disgrace to the word “fuck” and all of us who’ve spent a lifetime perfecting the craft of using the f-bomb just so, if ya know what I’m sayin’.

I mean, I’ve watched Midnight Run about 50 times just to learn the timing and nuance of the word “fuck” and all it’s various derivations, roots and alternatives, a la Robert DeNiro, the greatest user of the word “fuck” in the history of the word “fuck,” ask me. (“Ask me” being Chicago-ese for “if you ask me.”)

So, alls I gotta say to John Sidney McCain is, with all due respect, Fuck you, ya fuckin’ fuck.

And Joe Lieberman, too.
Dave von Ebers | Homepage | 03.25.08 - 10:46 am | #

McCain's McFriend, Lieberman must stay near McCain to pick up the trail of bullshit McCain leaves wherever he goes.
Lieberman is the guy with the can and the shovel who follows the horses in the parade.

So he doesn't know jack shit about operating a computer. Great! Just the guy we need in the white house. Let's hope the only way to signal the nuke delivery is computerized.
pissed off patricia | Homepage | 03.25.08 - 10:50 am | #

this can't be the real McCain--he didn't say 'my friends' every sentence.
prince roy | Homepage | 03.25.08 - 11:20 am | #

How could America not love him? He's just like Reagan, except he has the form of Alzheimer's that causes senile old people to hit and bite their relatives, not the kind that makes them all forgetful and pants-wetty.

New slogan: "Vote McCain -- he's just like your dear old granddad. The one in the home..."
Bukko in Australia | 03.25.08 - 11:22 am | #

How long till McBenzenes only way to express himself is flinging his own feces at anyone that upsets him. Oh, and when are they going to find Joey The Sycophant dead from choking on a random repuke penis.
Capt. Bat Hussein Guano | 03.25.08 - 11:32 am | #

"Vote McCain -- he's just like your dear old granddad. The one in the home..."

I've already printed the poster with the Maverick crawling around in diapers looking for his strawberries. Crafty Lieberman stands in the background hunched over his walker with red juice running from drooping jowls.
purvis ames | 03.25.08 - 2:32 pm | #

Hey, kids! Enter the General's Caption Contest!

First prize: a big bowl of strawberries!
MOJoe | 03.25.08 - 3:39 pm | #

Uh, General, if I were you, I'd listen to some Barry White songs. Might give you some idea about what's REALLY happening next door. And, hasn't your son's -um - "dark coloring" tipped you off yet? Some men are SO stupid...
phoebes | 03.25.08 - 3:45 pm | #

MOJoe, whatsamatter with two grown men holding hands, dancing cheek-to-cheek … gently caressing one another …

I mean, it’s not like they’re gay or anything. They’re just fantasizing about all the brown people they’ll kill when they’re in charge.

What’s not to like?
Dave von Ebers | Homepage | 03.25.08 - 4:00 pm | #

Did someone say, "caption contest"?

First prize is an all-expense-paid trip to historic Tuzla. Second prize is a Charlie Rose custom MacBook Air pamphlet computing machine. Third prize is you're fired.
bob the hog | 03.25.08 - 5:47 pm | #

General, Sir:

I've been on vacation (or what passes for that when you have no fucking money and all of your "friends" lock up their meds) traveling from place to place, so I can't comment as often as I like. Still, I realize that it's probably more than enough for most folks that come here (and way too much for a few other blogs I visit).

McJohn McSydney McStain will wield some seriously fucked up mojoelieberscum on any french fucks who dare oppose him--and I want to be oneathem!

Sir, I have been castigated (no, that's not getting your balls removed) on another blog--not here, no way--for using the term "KKKrisitians". WTF? Sir, have I done something wrong? I mean I thought the KKK term of endearment/Seal of Approval was just the thing for the brave yellephants who have done their utmost to wave the pom-poms in defense of the pretendsident's most excellent adventure in Iraq. In fact, I think some of them might even act as "Comfort men" for the GOPervs.

Hey, SeattleDave&Tammy:

That commie NPR outlet was talking about a book by a guy with some jewish name--Blackmun, I think who just published a book called "Slavery By Another Name". Needs your deft touch in a book report, STAT!
democommie™™™™™©®ç åü | 03.25.08 - 6:07 pm | #

Bob the best part of the Charlie Rose story was the tags: Mac, Religion.

Indeed.
Dave von Ebers | Homepage | 03.25.08 - 6:07 pm | #

Aye, Demo … there ya are.

Coming out to th’ Midwest by any chance? Snow’s almost melted. Least, until we get some more. Pretty soon they’ll open up the rooftop at the Ale House, doncha know.
Dave von Ebers | Homepage | 03.25.08 - 6:10 pm | #

For anyone too young to get the 'strawberries' reference...
The 3:00am Call:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BB3stQg6nXg
Geometric Logic:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O9KlQPX1qiE
OT - A clip of the Jehmu Greene / Bill O'Reilly interview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4...h? v=45ls2tjeRtU
bob the hog | 03.25.08 - 9:01 pm | #

Dave von Ebers:

Unfortunately I will be up to my elbows in sawdust and splinters in about four more days. But, hey, some cheap flight may present itself one day soon.
democommie™™™™™©®ç åü | 03.25.08 - 10:00 pm | #

Well, Demo, will shovel off what's left of the snow and save yer spot ...
Dave von Ebers | Homepage | 03.25.08 - 10:21 pm | #

McCain should feel really fortunate that he has Crema Wormtongue Lieberquisling to provide such sage counsel. they are going to make a great team as prezninint and obsequeously pandering lap puppy.
Paul | 03.28.08 - 5:27 pm | #

"Uh, General, if I were you, I'd listen to some Barry White songs. Might give you some idea about what's REALLY happening next door. And, hasn't your son's -um - "dark coloring" tipped you off yet? Some men are SO stupid...
phoebes | 03.25.08 - 3:45 pm.."

What in the world is phoebes talking about? General? Guys? I thought I was pretty smart, but, damn...I'm baffled. Any of you other guys know what she's talking about, or are y'all as stumped as I am? It's a mystery to me...

I hate it when wimin start talking all woman-code stuff...all mystic-like...metaphors this and allusions that. Try as I might to keep up, it loses me every time. For all I know, they're not really saying anything, just making shit up to try and keep us off-balance. It makes my brain tired.
Paul | 03.28.08 - 5:38 pm | #