Gen’rul, sir, I was greatly disappointed to learn that Mike Shanahan was a liberalislamofascistfeminazihomodemocrat. I thought the NFL only permitted God-fearing Don Shula wannabes to be coaches.
Proving once again that nothing is sacred.
Oh, by the way, my Inner Frenchman has a question. If Jeremiah Wright is an evil sonofabitch for daring to criticize American foreign policy and daring to suggest we might have contributed to the anti-American hostility that fuels the jihadist movement over there in that Middle East, how come that Dinesh D’Souza fella escapes the wrath of Fox News when he blames 9/11 on U.S. domestic policy?
Seems to me D’Souza forgot the number one rule of Conservatism, which is … you cannot, under any circumstances, hold the United States of America responsible for any of its actions.
Silly brown person.
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03.21.08 - 2:33 pm | #
Thanks, again, General for a great party. You were such a fine host and DJ, that both SeattleTammy and I feel much closer to our Lord and Savior. (We especially loved the hour devoted to the song stylings of Debbie Boone and Amy Grant). The sacramental wine was also a huge plus in our worship service!
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03.21.08 - 4:56 pm | #
General, sir,
You know you shouldn't be playing with the vegetables, no matter how tempting. I know, I know, there are so many vegetables on the plate of life from which to choose, that one can't help pickin' and grinnin', forking the vegetables over and over again, until they can't be forked no more. But wait, there's plenty of vegetables from where these vegetables came from, just aching to be forked, too. Nevermind, sir. I apologize. I forgot my forking self for a second. Keep on forking the vegetables as only you can fork them.
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03.21.08 - 9:29 pm | #
That's why all our true patriots do exactly whatever you say, sir, General, sir!!
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Gen’rul, sir, I was greatly disappointed to learn that Mike Shanahan was a liberalislamofascistfeminazihomodemocrat. I thought the NFL only permitted God-fearing Don Shula wannabes to be coaches. 
Thanks, again, General for a great party. You were such a fine host and DJ, that both SeattleTammy and I feel much closer to our Lord and Savior. (We especially loved the hour devoted to the song stylings of Debbie Boone and Amy Grant). The sacramental wine was also a huge plus in our worship service!
General, sir,
That's why all our true patriots do exactly whatever you say, sir, General, sir!!
