This sounds like a free economy/ ownership society marketing opportunity. Do you think Geoff Gannon would be interested in setting up a little 'stall', as it were, to sell memorobilia from the Bush years?
Perhaps some tasteful framed photos of Larry and McHenri and Bob Allen, all posing at the LC memorial?
And yes, yes, books! 'How to adopt a wide stance" or "My Housefull of Boys" or "Toilet sex -Black Men made me do it".
And for recreation, what about the pastor Gary Aldridge memorial swimming pool?
This administration has left us a surfeit of memories...
corporal waldo |
05.13.08 - 5:05 am | #
General, Sir:
This toilet sex thing? Is it going to be covered in this Friday's column?
Perhaps Rep. Craig should concentrate on First Life Toilet sex.
L Craig |
05.13.08 - 7:56 am | #
'50 meters'? You, sir, are a communist!
Also, how far away is that, in American?
jon |
05.13.08 - 9:57 am | #
I just pray that there are none of them french things --- bidaze !! --in there.
Dear General, this post of yours caused me to snort and shriek with laughter, I must respond quietly or the library staff will ask me to leave.
Love, in a Chaste and Ocean State way,
MsNomir |
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05.13.08 - 10:20 am | #
Excuse me, please! I need to visit the Larry Craig Center for Family Values.
Jack Nasty |
05.13.08 - 10:44 am | #
General,
What happens when wizardy is combined with toilet sex? Does the DoHS declare condition red or something? I'm just asking, because one of my co-workers is a gay brujo. We all know when he's in the john taking a wide stance and tapping his feet, because the earth itself trembles when he does it. Then, strange lights appear in the sky to the east. Freaks all the rest of we chattels right out, I can tell you. The HR person is afraid to cross him.
Man, this is a scary world!
Paul |
05.13.08 - 10:50 am | #
w00t!
No Blood for Hubris |
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05.13.08 - 12:15 pm | #
Ah, yes. Our local NBC affiliate. Happily taking up where Matt Lauer leaves off.
Funny thing is, Mark Kirk used to be considered a “moderate” Republican. That is, before the entire Republican party decided to become self-parodies.
Dave von Ebers |
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05.13.08 - 12:26 pm | #
Technically I don't think toilets are capable of having sex, though all of my sisters used to get pregnant from them. It got so bad my mom wouldn't even let me take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. I tried to explain to her the difference between the porcelain butt hugger and the delicious breakfast food but then I got a Republican boner and had to go cheat on my wife. I can never finish anything.
Not to change the subject, hon, but I haven't had the nerve to spend much time at the ranch you mentioned. On the other hand (or foot, maybe), Cowboy Lee offers a wonderful Christian experience at his ranch.
Maybe you should offer to help him out by directing your troops on over there for some R&R?
By the way, I think there’s a “rampant toilet” on the von Ebers’ family crest.
Or is it a “toilet rampant”? I never could tell the difference.
Dave von Ebers |
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05.13.08 - 4:30 pm | #
The Larry Craig Center for Republican Family Values was built to honor all that is good and wholesome about the Republican lifestyle. It does not exist to honor or encourage non-Republican toilet sex, even in pixel form. Such non-Republican activities are neither godly nor righteous and are, in fact, rather icky. Such heathen actions are strongly denounced by The Craig Center.
The Craig Center staff sincerely hopes that Vito Fossella will attend the upcoming ceremony where his commitment to family and procreation will be honored by the addition of his photo to the Wall of Fame.
Jillan McMillan |
05.13.08 - 5:20 pm | #
Dumb question time:
Are there toilets in SL? If so, why? Do they have oversize changing stations?
If there are no toilets in SL, ha ha ha ha ha.
bob the hog |
05.13.08 - 5:52 pm | #
My question is, who cleans up in there? And whoever it is, can that person come clean my toilet in FL?
And don't worry, any housekeeping help I get, the person won't have to worry about murdering spermatozoan Americans. My grandma left me boxes and boxes of Mason Jars. Which is a good thing, given that I live with Johnsons.
anne johnson |
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05.13.08 - 6:11 pm | #
There are no words. Why hasn't my question been answered? Hah? Answer me, goddam it!
What is this Second Life thing? Why do they ask me to change my name? Is this some communist plot?
ekwhite |
05.13.08 - 8:18 pm | #
Second Life is for them thar fancy folks what got high-speed connections, so that they can be young and perky agin in pixel form and go hang out and dance and jive and bullshit with their buddies and stuff like dat.
Us po' ig'nant mofos ain't got none.
Anntichrist S. Coulter |
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05.13.08 - 11:55 pm | #
Mon general
General, Sir:
General, Sir:
'50 meters'? You, sir, are a communist!
I just pray that there are none of them french things --- bidaze !! --in there.
Excuse me, please! I need to visit the Larry Craig Center for Family Values.
General,
w00t!
Ah, yes. Our local NBC affiliate. Happily taking up where Matt Lauer leaves off.
My question is, who cleans up in there? And whoever it is, can that person come clean my toilet in FL?
What is this Second Life thing? Why do they ask me to change my name? Is this some communist plot?
Second Life is for them thar fancy folks what got high-speed connections, so that they can be young and perky agin in pixel form and go hang out and dance and jive and bullshit with their buddies and stuff like dat.
