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Maybe there's a reason for it -- why do you keep misspelling Barack Obama's name? I'm sorry, I love this blog, but that kinda bothers me, at least if it's unintentional. The guy has a C in there: BaraCk. I'm probably not the first to point it out. Please ignore if the misspelling is on purpose.
Mauro | 02.25.08 - 11:20 pm | #

Ahhhh, yes, the guys who prove that cockroaches will outlive us all...

Why, oh WHY, dear great Flying Spaghetti-Monster, WHY were these idiot-fuckwads' mothers allowed to CARRY TO TERM??!??!?!?!

Talk about your primo candidates for a retroactive abortion --- who's in for gas money? I'll crank up the ol' truck, if anybody wants to ride shotgun. So to speak.
Anntichrist S. Coulter | Homepage | 02.25.08 - 11:51 pm | #

So does his career as an FBI informant mean that the Secret Service will ignore Hal Turner? Should we just start calling him Jack Ruby now or wait until some knuckle-dragging Freeper or Klansman follows his instructions?
rev.paperboy | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 12:13 am | #

Unbelievable.

Great comments, too:

Bush is dancing with African primates in Africa, Obama can be no worse.
Jews Suck | 02.25.08 - 8:54 am | #

Obammy will probably name that shiftless, worthless, waste-of-the-world's-oxygen negroid Snoop-Doggy-Dog as his running mate,
Sista Solja as his spokesbitch
Oprah as his Secretary of State
Magic Johnson as his Surgeon General
Jurgen | 02.25.08 - 8:58 am | #

Do you really we give a fuck what a nigger like you has to say??....You shit.
talmud HATER | 02.25.08 - 9:29 pm | #
Mungen_Cakes | 02.26.08 - 12:17 am | #

So Turner is gonna miss his Nazipigfamilydestroyermurderousswine. Too bad fuckface.
moondancer | 02.26.08 - 12:27 am | #

I'm sure Hal's comments on Sen. Obama are open to many interpretations.

Oops, sorry, I'm wrong. The comments are open to only one interpretation, and the Secret Service shoud investigate and have him indicted for incitement to murder. He is one evil bastard.
SeattleDan | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 1:55 am | #

that tears it.

MEAN PEOPLE ARE NOT NICE!

when will they realize that they're all POOPYHEADS?
commander other | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 4:50 am | #

this proves the exception to darwin's theory of evolution by natural selection & adaptation to one's environment. clearly ol' hal hasn't evolved much in the past 150 years.

i note his rabid dozen listeners/followers, all of whom i'm sure are trained, combat hardened, commando killers.

btw, i have shares for sale in the brooklyn bridge, below par.
cpinva | 02.26.08 - 6:54 am | #

Misogyny and lone wolf violence all in one. Great job, Mr. Turner, my little soldier salutes you.
Rafael | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 7:41 am | #

Mon general

Hal Turner was probably fucking big Jim's wife in the ass while he talked to his 'friend' Jim on the phone...
"Yeah Jim boy, Ah see that foxy li'l minx of yours, A'll send her straight home"...."flex baby! Flex!"
corporal waldo

Corporal Waldo, I must disagree. If the past 16 years of matrimony have shown me anything, it is that not-men ARE NOT receptive to a little back door action. You can still see the scratches from the last time I thought to try that approach.

The consensus in the barracks is that not-men can't enjoy that act - they don't have prostates. Or so I'm told.
Colonel Panic | 02.26.08 - 8:07 am | #

General, Sir:

This is prolly why you don't got all that cool audio-video shit you asked the CIFAlytics for. They gave all of their resources to Hal. He is such a menschputz.

Colonel Panic:

Speaking as only one man, I got a prostate and I'm pretty sure (never having tried it) that I wouldn't enjoy being the target in a game of anal darts. But, don't take my word for it, give Hal a call; even money says he keeps astroglide in his dopp kit.
democommie™™™™™©® | 02.26.08 - 8:39 am | #

I'm with SeattleDan on this. Hal's only the tip of the iceberg. This meme has been going around at least since Ted Kennedy's endorsement, and was probably planted by Rove himself. Or maybe Cheney. Either one is evil enough to start it.
democratic socialist | 02.26.08 - 8:52 am | #

I hope the Secret Service is on this guys not inconsiderable ass. Sir.
ginny gibbs | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 9:04 am | #

Not to endorse Mr. Turner, but the scuttlebutt is that he's FBI. Don't know if it's true, but it's out there.
rjones2818 | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 10:02 am | #

Dear ginny gibbs:

I likes the cut of your jib, mateyette. I've sakwest--. ceecwester--, I put you on my favorites thingie.

Does Mr. Hal have an "Asscam", I mean, any camera that he's viewed on is an asscam but does he have a camera that follows him butt around? That would be so cool to have, I mean if you have a nice butt. He's probably a Goldbergiandoughypantload™©®, though, so I don't think his having an asscam would be cool. Maybe he could have a peniscam; but, it would have to have a macro lens for his reptilican manliness to be visible.
democommie™™™™™©® | 02.26.08 - 10:11 am | #

The only thing I can say is I totally agree with ginny gibbs. Someone keep an eye on him because what he is suggesting is frightening as hell.

What happens to people to make them talk and behave like this guy? I'm serious when I ask that question.
pissed off patricia | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 10:23 am | #

Maybe a lone person, acting on his own, could solve the problem of a certain boneheaded radio "personality".
DBK | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 10:38 am | #

Does the asylum know he's using their communications system?
Terrible | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 11:10 am | #

The real tragedy of this incident is the death of Jimmy Leshkevich by his own hand. He was a good and decent man who supported and loved his family. He publicly stood-up for his race despite being reviled for it.

"He was a good and decent man." Feh. The only GOOD part of this story is that Mr. Leshkevich removed himself from the gene pool and thwarted his mutation from being passed on.
Capt. Bat Guano | 02.26.08 - 11:38 am | #

General,

I hope you promote the idea that "Its probably best for all Christians to pray for a quick (but manly) reunion between Jim and Hal" to your many devout readers.

Lets pray real hard that all "decent" folk can be part of this reunion.

And Hal, don't worry, the FBI won't abandon you. Thats them at the door now.

PS - Thanks for all the fish.
vigilant | 02.26.08 - 12:26 pm | #

IF HE WAS A REAL MAN...

Hal Turner must be a gay jew muslim hippie pussy for suggesting that someone else "make certain this guy is never allowed to hold the most powerful office in the world" rather than breaking out his own arsenal and personally being "1) Willing to kill for our beliefs, AND; 2) Not afraid to die."

And why should he be, "Sorry it may have to be that way", if he really believed that?

Yeah, he sounds more & more like an FBI agent provocateur every minute.

And please pardon my French.
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Jaycubed | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 1:42 pm | #

If folks can' say anything nice about Jim, it would be best for them to say nothing at all.

Background track: "The Sound of Silence"
MOJoe | 02.26.08 - 2:03 pm | #

pissed off patricia:

What happens to people to make them talk and behave like this guy? I'm serious when I ask that question.

An outdated Constitution that unwittingly puts fatal power in even the most hideously inappropriate hands, and in doing so engenders a whole national psychosis whereby even the dullest are emboldened to stand out to voice the most immature and worrisome opinions.

It makes such confusing, dated demands of the population that it effectively offers no direction for decent behaviour, consequently those who need direction have to fall back onto still older edicts like the Bible.

... or so I figger ...
fuggedaboudit | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 3:05 pm | #

Jimmy Leshkevich dead by his own hand... and evil in the world is thus decreased by an iota.

If Hal turner's site were liberal-progressive, instead of a white supremiscist/neocon/ultra-conservative blog that it is, everybody involved, including all visiters to the site would already be in GITMO or its equivalent. The GOP/conservative movement is no different in any appreciable way that I can discern from the brown-shirted thugs of the SA.

I'm going to find a way to send Turner's webiste address to the Secret Service.
Paul | 02.26.08 - 3:33 pm | #

Paul:

I think the pus gutters of the Sturm Abteilung were in much better shape than the yellowfingered yellowbellies of the 101st Chairborne. Of course they had no modern electronic marvels and their idea of snack food was Shweinhochse or Jaegerschnitzel mit bratkartoffel--oh, yeah, they had to make do with Munchener bier instead of Mountain Dew.
democommie™™™™™©® | 02.26.08 - 4:40 pm | #

General, Sir:

I see that your man, Christopher Dodd, has endorsed Mr. Obama. I also see that McStain has "disavowed" the comments made by a Chicago area talkshow shithad about Obama. He was not on the stage when the comments were made. Apparently nobody from his campaign was close enough to unplug a microphone or take similar action. Fucktards.
democommie™™™™™©® | 02.26.08 - 4:43 pm | #

I dunno, fuggedaboudit, I think yer giving people an easy out. I don’t think the problem is with the Constitution, I think it’s with us. We’ve abdicated all responsibility for the political process. We’ve let the wankers take control and we’ve done nothing to take it back. The Constitution gives us the right to speak out, organize and vote. Truly, that oughta be enough firepower to take our country back. Fact is, we chose not to, if ya ask me.
Dave von Ebers | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 5:22 pm | #

democommie, when that guy Cunningham was saying all that vile stuff, the people gathered there to hear McCain were clapping and laughing and yucking it up. They were agreeing with the creep.

This afternoon on MSNBC some republican talking head said all the guy was doing was saying Obama's middle name and if the Obama campaign had a problem with that maybe Obama should change his name.

He was saying much much more than Obama's middle name.

Thing is, McCain apologized for what the guy said long before we heard anything from the Obama people.

Tonight CNN has invited Cunningham to be a guest on one of their shows. I guess they want to give the idiot more air time and more chances to gain more fans for his radio show. Why in the hell they would want him on is beyond me. Maybe they wanted to grab him before Fox could get him.
pissed off patricia | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 5:33 pm | #

I'm feeling a strange urge to watch "2001: A Space Odyssey."
anne johnson | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 5:53 pm | #

Just curious, but does anyone know how this intensity will be sustained through November?
As Kurtz said: the horror.....
moondancer | 02.26.08 - 6:29 pm | #

Thats a good question Moondancer. A top issue for the Rippublican/media complex will be to try very hard to defuse that enthusiasm.
EdW | 02.26.08 - 7:12 pm | #

The intensity of the Obama campaign, or the intensity of the swift-boat-style smears against him? If this is the worst the Rove Machine can do--and I think it is, because the Repugs would rather run against HRC--then the campaign has no worries.

I agree with DvE in part. We The People did abdicate our role in making our democratic republic work. But we were up against tremendous odds. Ever since corporations were granted legal personhood, the Corporatocracy has been the Decider. Not us, and not GWB. Judging by the comments left on the boards at my local newspaper, most Americans are content to get their information from television and right-wing talk radio. Their critical thinking skills have atrophied to the point of disappearing.
democratic socialist | 02.26.08 - 7:39 pm | #

Well, DS, I think you've got it just about right. But it's the atrophying of those critical thinking skills I'm talking about. I think we've let that happen. And by "we," I mean all of us.

Ya know, my folks were middle class white suburbanites who grew up in the Great Depression and WWII. Most of their peers were solid Eisenhower Republicans in the 50's, but my folks didn't fall into that trap. They got heavily involved in the local civil rights movement (no insignificant thing, in that my home town - Oak Park, Illinois - became one of the first communities in the country that actually tried to make integration and open housing work) and they never looked back. They believed people could change the world, even white middle class suburbanites, if they really tried. And you know what? They did change the world.

Now, my generation cares more about Brittney Fucking Spears than whether or not the U.S. practices torture. Talk about moving in fucking retrograde.

So, I share your sense of pessimism. I just think we're to blame.

Say, how's that for a spin on Obama's "We're the ones we have been looking for"?

"We're the ones we should point the finger at!"

Cheers!
Dave von Ebers | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 10:18 pm | #

Actually, I think Obama's line was, "We're the ones we've been waiting for," but you get the idea ...
Dave von Ebers | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 10:19 pm | #

A little OT but my personal favorite punching bag, Doughy Pantload compared Obama and FDR to Hitler. Seems they all favor the silver bullet solution to problems.
Blubber Butt is getting cavalier with Godwins law. Must be feeling perky because moms' been whoring his book fairly well.
moondancer | 02.26.08 - 10:59 pm | #

After reading some of the comments on "Hals off-site comments" I feel the need to wash my eyes out with Clorox. There's some real ignorant hate going on there. duuuuuhhhhh.....
Major Mel Funkshion | 02.26.08 - 11:13 pm | #

moondancer, that's it! They've shot their wad. They can't go any lower, and it's still months until the general election! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

What was it the Great Edumacator said? "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, We Won't Get Fooled Again!!"
democratic socialist | 02.26.08 - 11:13 pm | #

Current front page at Hal's pity party. Ha ha.

markos: http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/ Get off my lawn.
markos: http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/ Still tickin'.
markos: http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/ Hillbillies are so cute when they cry.
markos: http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/ Klan check list: Remove pee stains from sheets.
markos: http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/ Welcome all Klan bedwetters.
markos: http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/ Can't stop all this lovin'.
markos: http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/ OK still kickin' your ass
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markos | 02.27.08 - 1:20 am | #

Colonel Panic

The thrust (ahem) of my post was that Hal and Jim are of that style of man that doesn't make love to a woman. They brutalise her, they demean her, they subject her to their perversions because they're fucking sadists! They don't give a fuck about women except that they submit! They also take pleasure doing the same to their friends by tagging their wives.
Hal is a pulsinaminous snake who likes to incite violence, as demonstrated by his post. That he would stir his poison into his contemporaries lives so as to cause mayhem is a given.
That said, how are you so knowledgable about prostates and not men?
corporal waldo | 02.27.08 - 2:07 am | #

Jaycubed,
pardon is not French, you should have said pardonnez, no?

I think this opens the door for many a rejoinder/rebuttal/exhortation to introspection:

if you REALLY believe Obama's a Muslim plant, do you not, on principle, endorse his assassination?

If "someone" could ask Rush this question, sorry to say...
poerba | 02.27.08 - 3:36 am | #

So, what I wanna know is, is Hal Turner and FBI mole? I mean, I know he's a fuckin' mole (or worse), but is he an FBI mole?

I read as much of his bullshit as I could stand, and I gotta admit ... if I was going to do a parody of a fucking asshole neo-Nazi piece of shit (pardon the redundancy), that's exactly what it'd sound like. I mean, the guy's shit reads like a movie script, don't it? So I dunno.

On the other hand, is commenters way, way over the line. Where's Darwin when you need him?
Dave von Ebers | Homepage | 02.27.08 - 3:35 pm | #

I wonder if virulent misogyny is any kind of a warning sign of like, anything. No, probably not. Oh, well, at least he’s given everyone something to think about in setting up their own criteria for friendship.
m.e.b. | 02.27.08 - 5:09 pm | #

"Jaycubed,
pardon is not French, you should have said pardonnez, no?
poerba"

Actually NON!

Pardon is an Old French word (pardun or perdun) incorporated into the English language by the Normans.

In Modern French the word would be either pardon(N) or pardonner(V).

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Jaycubed | Homepage | 02.27.08 - 7:35 pm | #

"Deborah Leshkevich was a wicked, taunting adulteress. She got exactly what she deserved."

at long last, we're finally FOR honor killings! hats off to you, hal....

KEvron
KEvron | Homepage | 02.27.08 - 11:14 pm | #

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