The patient exhibits classic symptoms of a narcissistic asshole. There is no known cure. I recommend a therapy of clubbing him like a baby harp seal.
Marcus Welby MD
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moondancer |
05.12.08 - 10:35 am | #
Who was that? Was that Chris Farley's lost audition tape for Saturday Night Live? Dude was thinner than Farley, but the body twitches and hair flipping are identical to the late Mr. Farley's style.
Acronym Jim |
05.12.08 - 11:05 am | #
Jeez Billo, could you be a little more of an ass. Oh, that's right, you can. Yet one more symptom of rightwingarhea manifesting itself.
Capt. Bitter Bat Hussein Guano |
05.12.08 - 11:37 am | #
I expect, nay demand, any "respectable" commentator to be waaay more creative in their cursing rants than this anemic display. "This f---ing thing sucks" is the best ya got, Bill? Dude, my sixth grade daughter can do better than that.
kimopizza |
05.12.08 - 12:00 pm | #
Gosh I miss a lot by reading the newspaper instead of watching t.v.
anne johnson |
Homepage |
05.12.08 - 12:21 pm | #
General, Sir:
I'm sure it's, like totally, a coinkydink, but as I played the video of Sturmbahnranter O'Liely, my stereo sound reproduction device started playing the "William Tell Overture" by Rossini--I hope the Horst Wessel Lied is next!!
Bob:
Orson Welles only ACTED like a clueless reactionary dickhead and a complete fucking asshole.
"...Fuck it! Do it live! I'll write it, and we'll do it live! Fuckin thing sucks!..."
Fuckin thing... the teleprompter? How is it the teleprompter's fault? Does Bill think it writes the script? Is it supposed to tell him what the words mean?
Bill, it's a teleprompter, not mommy at storytime.
bob the hog |
05.12.08 - 5:50 pm | #
I can see how Bill got his job at
Fox News. Roger Ailes sent out a job advert: "Are you a journalist who is also a rageaholic? Have I got a job for you!"
sharpe |
05.12.08 - 6:08 pm | #
The man has a temper to say the least.
bethiris |
05.12.08 - 9:31 pm | #
That remix was a thing of beauty.
jcricket |
05.13.08 - 12:27 am | #
He reminds me of Shakespeare. Chuck Shakespeare, Bill's bastard son. The one who couldn't read or write.
SeattleDan |
Homepage |
05.13.08 - 1:47 am | #
Thank you for re-posting that clip, MJS. I wasn't fast enough to catch the one Teh General posted before some Winston at YouTube sent it down the Memory Hole. Watching that, all I can say is that somebody needs a drink. And it ain't me, babe. (I been drinking since 5 o'clock...)
Bukko in Australia |
05.13.08 - 7:35 am | #
For your cross-cultural edification, in Aussie slang terms, what Brill-o did would be called (in ascending order of disapprobation) "chucking a wobbly," "spitting the dummy" or "cracking the shits."
Bukko in Australia |
05.13.08 - 9:32 am | #
Bukko, I thought “cracking the shits” was what I did when I watched Bill O’s rant yesterday. I guess it was more like “laughing my fucking ass off.”
Dave von Ebers |
Homepage |
05.13.08 - 12:30 pm | #
I hope John McRagin' picks him as VP runnning mate. What fun they could have screaming obscenities!
MOJoe |
05.13.08 - 2:39 pm | #
Bukko, I had an Aussie ham radio friend who would say that Bill O was "farting sparks". Though when she said it, it came over as "fahtin spahks" to my Yank ears.
nima |
05.14.08 - 2:25 am | #
My goodness, does he pray to Jesus with that potty mouth every night?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I think Bill'O and Orson Wells were separated at birth!
General
Who was that? Was that Chris Farley's lost audition tape for Saturday Night Live? Dude was thinner than Farley, but the body twitches and hair flipping are identical to the late Mr. Farley's style.
Jeez Billo, could you be a little more of an ass. Oh, that's right, you can. Yet one more symptom of rightwingarhea manifesting itself.
I expect, nay demand, any "respectable" commentator to be waaay more creative in their cursing rants than this anemic display. "This f---ing thing sucks" is the best ya got, Bill? Dude, my sixth grade daughter can do better than that.
Gosh I miss a lot by reading the newspaper instead of watching t.v.
General, Sir:
For times like this the Creator of the Universe gave us the ReamMaster 5000™.
The YouTube was "no longer available" but I found this patriotic clip 
mjs~
He reminds me of Shakespeare. Chuck Shakespeare, Bill's bastard son. The one who couldn't read or write.
Thank you for re-posting that clip, MJS. I wasn't fast enough to catch the one Teh General posted before some Winston at YouTube sent it down the Memory Hole. Watching that, all I can say is that somebody needs a drink. And it ain't me, babe. (I been drinking since 5 o'clock...)
Bukko, I thought “cracking the shits” was what I did when I watched Bill O’s rant yesterday. I guess it was more like “laughing my fucking ass off.”
obama rocks 
Bukko, I had an Aussie ham radio friend who would say that Bill O was "farting sparks". Though when she said it, it came over as "fahtin spahks" to my Yank ears.
