Hate to say it, but Jenna was with me that day.
scarlet p. |
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03.27.08 - 9:58 pm | #
General, sir,
You are a true American patriot.
I figure the stealth guys at CIFA and countless other government and shadow government intelligence-gathering facilities have bookmarked your blog to keep up with the latest news about Spartan wrestling, as well as other 110 percent heterosexual news and activities on your blog.
I know this is why I check out your posts on an almost daily basis, because a well-informed citizenry is essential to any democracy, which is why our Glorious Leader and vice-Leader have no doubt instructed countless government and private-contract employees to become as well-informed as possible about everything that U.S. citizens are doing or saying, whether in public or private. Geez, sir, tears well up in my eyes just thinking about this.
Of course, if these stealth guys had really been on the ball, they'd have been monitoring Hal Turner's website day and night, just for mental health reasons, because that guy is batshit insane. But at least they caught your post, and after running down all the leads, probably have Hal Turner straitjacked somewhere by now. Or not.
The Oracle |
03.27.08 - 10:00 pm | #
General, the whole thing is a bit unsettling. Particularly if Turner is, in fact, and FBI mole in which case they only had to call across town to, y' know, the FBI to get any information they'd need.
It just gets curiouser and curiouser, don't it?
Dave von Ebers |
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03.27.08 - 10:14 pm | #
While Jenna used to be the biggest slut in the Western Hemisphere, she now is pure as the driven snow and virtually a virgin. I'm not sure how that works, but key ingredients are Republicanism, stolen audacity, the blood of an unknown number of Muslim virgins, and some mumbo-jumbo Ari Fleischer made up.
I think its wonderful that they could turn a drunken whore into the GOP princess thats betrothed to the next Dan Quayle. Braize Jeebus.
moondancer |
03.27.08 - 10:24 pm | #
...they gave responsibility for obtaining a key piece of evidence to a blogger who once wrote a four part series on a fraternity's goat-related party activities.
Dude, are you sure it was the Secret Service that contacted you?
Anonymous |
03.28.08 - 10:50 am | #
If it was the SS, maybe they just didn't want to tip their hand too soon. If it wasn't the SS....????
democratic socialist |
03.28.08 - 12:20 pm | #
It was the SS. I'm not stupid. I called SS headquarters before returning the Special Agent's call to determine that both he, and his phone number, were real.
patriotboy |
03.28.08 - 1:26 pm | #
i'm also curious how the FBI informant claims fit into the picture. any thoughts on that, general?
m |
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03.28.08 - 2:17 pm | #
Genrul,
I figured it out: Turner didn't scrub the killobama post; he deleted it by accident.
He was too lazy re-create the post from scratch so he sent the SS for the screencap.
bob the hog |
03.28.08 - 4:17 pm | #
even though i work at a shitty job that would suck the energy out of anybody, i knew i could count on the you general to shake(belly laughs) me out of my stupor.
BTW in high school jennas nickname was "peanut butter" cause she spread for anybody.
i am willing to bet it was her daddies nick name as well
victor ashe |
03.28.08 - 4:42 pm | #
I thought drunken bush girl stories became unimportant after the National Enquirer got anthrax.
Melissa |
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03.29.08 - 7:44 pm | #
Why has nobody yet taken this story back another notch to where monkey boy first entered the office of the President and he FIRED ALL THE SECRET SERVICE WHO WERE SLATED TO BE ASSIGNED TO THE PRESIDENT NEXT. I mean he jettisoned the "promote from within" of the agency and "CHOSE HIS OWN AGENTS ONE BY ONE FROM HIS OWN LIST"... it was in the news that fateful January. Why has nobody reported about that list from Rove?
I Noticed |
03.30.08 - 12:38 pm | #
Hate to say it, but Jenna was with me that day.
General, sir,
General, the whole thing is a bit unsettling. Particularly if Turner is, in fact, and FBI mole in which case they only had to call across town to, y' know, the FBI to get any information they'd need.
While Jenna used to be the biggest slut in the Western Hemisphere, she now is pure as the driven snow and virtually a virgin. I'm not sure how that works, but key ingredients are Republicanism, stolen audacity, the blood of an unknown number of Muslim virgins, and some mumbo-jumbo Ari Fleischer made up.
...they gave responsibility for obtaining a key piece of evidence to a blogger who once wrote a four part series on a fraternity's goat-related party activities.
If it was the SS, maybe they just didn't want to tip their hand too soon. If it wasn't the SS....????
even though i work at a shitty job that would suck the energy out of anybody, i knew i could count on the you general to shake(belly laughs) me out of my stupor.
I thought drunken bush girl stories became unimportant after the National Enquirer got anthrax.
Why has nobody yet taken this story back another notch to where monkey boy first entered the office of the President and he FIRED ALL THE SECRET SERVICE WHO WERE SLATED TO BE ASSIGNED TO THE PRESIDENT NEXT. I mean he jettisoned the "promote from within" of the agency and "CHOSE HIS OWN AGENTS ONE BY ONE FROM HIS OWN LIST"... it was in the news that fateful January. Why has nobody reported about that list from Rove?
