Say something useful or funny, or say it somewhere else.
Welcome to the 21st century!
I'm pretty sure that dial-up internet is what Al Gore invented.
You've got to see this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d...h?
v=dMH0bHeiRNg
I'm practicing this for the office Christmas party.
The "drooling-idiot-factor" at YouTube's comment section, is truly breath-taking. Its almost as if a comment filter exists to make the users seem more slack-jawed than they would otherwise.
After leaving the dial-up world, you have now moved into the warp zone. All news now happens faster. Politicians talk more rapidly and tell bigger lies. All leftist commentary is farther left. Al Gore's world is hotter. His electric bill is growing bigger. There is less ice in the warp zone. Franken's jokes are still not jokes, but his unpaid taxes keep growing.
Things.......happened.........slower.......in.....
...the....dial-up......zone. We should all go back to it! It kept a lid on things.
The 1970's called.
They say, "welcome!"
Commenting by HaloScan
