Darling I don't think people should touch themselves in an unclean way it's just not normal.
Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy | 11.12.08 - 7:32 pm | #

Last night I stayed up late to masterbate.
It felt so nice;
I did it twice.
Last night I stayed up late to pull my pud.
It felt so good;
I knew it would.
You should see me working on the short strokes.
I use my hand;
It's really grand.
You should see me working on the long strokes.
I use my feet;
It's really neat.

Bash it! Smash it! Beat it on the floor!
Fight it! Bite it! Ram it through the door!

Oh it's so neat to beat your meat while sitting on the toilet seat!
Isn't life divine
Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy | 11.12.08 - 11:58 pm | #

What? No Divinyls's "I Touch Myself?"
Chris | Homepage | 11.14.08 - 10:08 pm | #