I have heard before that Luther did his best work on the shitter or drunk. I have always wondered: If Toliet Paper(you know he probably stayed sore from leaves and such, corn cobbs maybe), maybe even a nice toilet seat that was good and comfy, Tums, Prevacid, Nexium, Rolaids, or even baking soda, along with Exlax, Immodium AD and other bowel helpers, Vitamen C tablets, Aspirin for his hangovers, Paxil, Prozac or even bourbon had existed. Would there even be a Lutheran Church?
. . . I can't resist passing along Mark Shea's comment:
"The Great Thing About Being Protestant is That You Will Never have to Kiss This Holy Relic."
Why didn't he put it inside when he
was done writing it?
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