YOUR FLY IS OPEN!
Do you remember the original name given to the Iraq War?
It was called "Operation Iraqi Liberation," a.k.a. "OIL."
I pledge allegiance to the gas buried underneath Saudi Arabia... and to the Republicans who understand... One fuel station in the sky, with pork rinds and a free car wash with every fill up.
Any patterns appearing here?
Yes:
"Q: How can you tell when President Bush or one of his minions is lying?
A: His/her lips are moving."
Fortunately for my disposition, I haven't trusted the U.S. government since early in the Kennedy administration. Otherwise I'd be depressed.
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