Know what? I'm quite sure if she was better committed to 'Ion' hair products, or even for godssake 'Frizz-Ease', shed be so much happier. These situations wouldn't even arise.
ion | 11.03.05 - 4:11 pm | #

Thank you for submitting your advertisement to this column.

29 words @ £20.00/word = £580.00
x 2 products advertised = £1,160
+ Involuntary Celebrity Endorsement Option (R. Wade) @ 35% = £1,566.00

Prompt settlement will enable us to keep our records in order and prevent unnecessary bailiff-oriented activities. Thank you.
Philip Challinor | Homepage | 11.03.05 - 7:05 pm | #

Ah I see, and this be Curmudgeon enterprises Ltd?
("Providing the horror and nastyness you require!")
tjerk | Homepage | 11.04.05 - 3:06 am | #

I prefer to think of it as, like most other business enterprises, providing horror and nastiness whether you require it or not.
Philip Challinor | Homepage | 11.04.05 - 7:37 am | #