Due to my aspirational glands being unhappily inadequatified,I don't always pay Southern Water as promptly as any grateful customer should.They send out one letter and if that isn't paid within
what seems like a short time they go straight to the Corleone,Coffin and Bailiff approach.Strange to remark,there are a tiny fraction of a small minority of people in this Great Nation of ours who can't instantly produce 120 knicker.
Why don't you like the private sector, Philip? It takes lots of greed and cunning and conniving to fashion enormous bonuses for oneself and one's mates while simultaneously screwing in no uncertain fashion the wood ducks from whom one does the fashioning. We should admire these people. Why, if only we all did it to each other we'd be rich, I tell you, rich.
You're right, of course. All these sour grapes result from the simple fact that I have insufficient manual and memberal dexterity to screw a wood duck while whittling it into a fat bonus.
'Moisture provision' - ooh-err.
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