Clare, Clare.
Bush speaks a regional dialect--Central Texan.
Further examples of Central Texan language aberrations:
Burnet pronounced "Burn-it"
Manchaca pronounced "Man-shack"
Guadalupe pronounced "Gua-da-loop"
Kerens pronounced "Kerns"
Sorry. Kerens pronounced "Kurns"
This is a spinoff of my belief that no one who can't pronounce "Missoureee" should be allowed to work anywhere in Missouri government. As such, I am in firm support of your arguments, Clare.
Kate, Kate.
You live in central Texas, and yet you know how to say "America" correctly. I mean, granted, you grew up in west Texas, but still. Plus, if the problem can be blamed on geographical location, why do none of the other members of the Bush family seem to have this dilemma?
I rest my case.
Yeah, if Bush wins tomorrow, I may go into severe depression....
Oh, I'm already planning out my severe depression. There's gonna be pizza!
If there's beer, count me in, too. And then we can invite Cara and get her drunk again, and she can say things like, "I am the dog who has been let out" and mistake her grandfather for her grandmother, and it'll be just like the last election. Oh, what fun that was! I'm gonna miss you guys tonight.
I'm not even going to have anybody to rant incoherently at about Jeff Goldblum's freaky-ass buzzcut this year. What hath the adult world wrought?
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