Did you get the apartment with a turret?
i hope i'm one of the ones that you loved and left behind and that i'm not replaceable! 
Mee tooo! Though, I'm close now so you have no excuse to NOT visit me, Missy!
OK, kids, if you're not a grocery store, pilates teacher, walking trail, or form of bacon, you're not getting replaced. Relax, will ya? 
County of Arlington. It acts like a city, but really it's a county. Fairfax? There's one of each, but the city is not part of the county (it's just surrounded by the county). Silver Spring? Bethesda? They don't really exist. Tysons Corner? The Postal Service thinks it's part Vienna, part McLean, part Falls Church. The Postal Service is wrong. Speaking of Falls Church (which really does exist), neither the East Falls Church nor the West Falls Church Metro station is there. Yes, it's all very confusing.
My mom's from Silver Spring, or so she claims. Now I'm wondering if she's really an alien. That would explain so, so much.
OK, second comment. I seriously thought Bill was referring to the band, not the government entity. I kept racking my brain for songs that mentioned Bethesda and came to the conclusion that I was a bad fan.
I am such a sodding moron.
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