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Wow, what an ill-informed pile of shit article this is... First off, I hate bush, hate rednecks and hate alcoholic, yet I know that NASCAR is a sport. First off, I highly doubt that you could drive one of those cars... they have very little power steering. Add the fact that they are in 130 degree heat in the car. Plus, the drivers face the same amount of G-forces as astronauts do when lifting off - 2 or 3 times a lap for 200 laps. Yeah. You couldn't drive a stock car if your sad little pathetic, worthless "life" depended on it. Now, about it being boring. I do agree with you there. I think there are tons of better forms of racing out there, for example IndyCar racing. Whether or not it's boring is a matter of opinion, and when you publish it as some sort of "fact" that it is boring, you are only proving how immature you are. |
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Think about the fuel that it takes to get the fans to the track and to get all the drivers, crew, dumb ass media personalities, food, beer, and anything else dumb asses need. Millions of gallons for one race...ONE RACE!! |
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kurt busch is quite possibly the worst racer ever to live...juan pablo montoya is easily the greastest person to come out of columbia he really knows how to handle a car and me andrew ford would let him touch my body |
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u all suck, NASCAR ROCKs , the south will rise again |
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Absolutely correct about everything in the article but for one thing.. |
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Really sad that all this ignorance is still such a huge part of life... |
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Dick-shon-air-ee. |
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trust me I raced circle track for years I am in great condition and find few men can work beside me all day, on many nights when I GOT OUT OF THE CAR I WAS COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED! |
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Perhaps you'd feel better if you took the cock out of your jaw. |
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1) What crawled up your ass and died? |
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Great to read. NASCAR is the lamest piece of shit ever. Take a NASCAR driver and them in a formula 1 car and watch hilarity ensue. NASCAR idiots have no concept of handling, control, driving-skill, etc etc. Bunch of left-turning morons. |
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To the author: You're trying so hard to sound like maddox. Too bad neither of you are funny. |
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Oh... you had me at ASSCAR sucks, but then you went and upped hockey, which sucks the same. Oh and Bush!?! Are you kidding..? |
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just going to say your right NASCAR does suck.The drivers in NASCAR should compete in the special olympics with some real atheletes I bet you the special olympic guys win they don't rely on cars to do the work.After that they should have a NASCAR team compete against the special olympic people in a game of wits.I see a sweep for the special olympic folks in both events.Who cares NASCAR Drivers are millionares.So's Osama Bin Laden thats something to be proud of.As far as Earnhardt goes he wouldn't have died if he wasn't driving so fast.His dumbass of a son is next.Boo Hoo Hoo he's leaving the family team wah wah wah.Who fucking cares.I can't wait until Bin Laden makes a bombing that will really do something that I can't cry about and blows up a NASCAR race and rids our country of a majority of the dumbasses in it. |
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formula 1 sucks cock... |
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fuck you...Earnhardt was not going any faster than anyone else you cock sucker...if you dont like it then dont watch it and shut the hell up...160,000 people come to bristol twice a year to watch the races...twice as ANY football game...TV ratings blow everything else out of the fucking water...so go suck your daddy's cock and fuck off... |
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I agree with you in everything you said.I'd like to see something like the NASCAR Olympics come to fruiton so everyone can see why they let the cars do all the work.Another thing is if Dal Earnhardt wasn't driving so damn fast he would not have died. It was not a tragedy at all. |
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wow nascar really sucks, it's great that our high gas prices contributes to retarts with 500+ hp cars and budweiser. All i have to say is....... R34 Skyline on nascar, ownage |
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NASCAR isn't too bad, except for the fact that 75% of every driver is some southern hick, as well as the announcers. Seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if they allowed slavery for the sport and made a bunch of blacks work on the cars. Montoya adds a bit of diversity, but there's still 42 other white drivers, over 30 of which are... Well, you know. |
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dont you like to get on a dirt bike and go as fast as you can? fly down the highway in your car as fast as you can? just go as fast as you can in anything? try to going 180+ 6 inches from the guy next to you. i'll bet you cant do it. i ahve raced in different sports motorcycle, auto etc.. you have not. i have played organized sports, football, baseball, basketball etc.. going as fast as you can is a much bigger rush then any other sport out there. god bless |
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I hate NASCAR with a burning passion. NASCAR is the ingrown hair on the back of modern auto racing. It is technologically deficient, over-marketed, and un-imaginative. |
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It's so funny that this thread has been going for over 2 years! Serious comedy! |
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Rally Racing is what real drivers do during a NeckCar race. |
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Better in Texas than Florida fuckin' a bunch of aligators, bet you like them blow jobs, heh, ya' swamprat asswipe. I got your steer and your queer hangin between my legs, oh wise one |
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NASCAR does suck. It was fine when it was relegated to the small southern states, and it was a minor issue. Now that it's taking hold in the west and east, primarily California, New York (your typical brainless, hyperventilating, uneducated, irrational and emotional democratic states) it's really taking off. Even our far left wing democratic institution (Hollywood) is endorsing it. What a pity! |
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I am a Bush-voting Evangelical conservative. What you say about NASCAR is...is.. well, it's.....ABSOLUTELY TRUE. |
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You are a sorry ass excuse for an american. Obviously you lack what normal people call common sense. How dare you say anyone can drive a car for"three hours??" maybe you need to do a little research on the conditions those drivers go through in a race. Why don't you ask them how it feels to hit the wall or another car at 180+ miles an hour, how it feels to have 2 g forces acting on them, to drive in a head to toe wool suite, with car temps reaching 130 degrees +, with track temperatures exceeding 130+ as well, and not being able to have a timeout or a sub or a half time within a four hour period. oh my bad i forget they do get a few 14 second breaks during the pitstops. I would expect something like this from an immature middle schooler, but not a "supposedly" grown man. just because you're prolly a middle class stuck up guy with the normal every day life and these guys are doing what they love and making millions at it..doesn't mean you need to be a bitter asshole. |
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Hmmm...sounds to me like the Twin Towers falling didn't get enough of you yankees. I'll have to contact my man to set another "attack" up.... |
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This article is funny. I don't doubt that sitting in a blazing hot car for 3 hours straight is difficult to do, and yes, you will lose weight. Maybe more Americans should use this weight loss system - 90% of you are clinically obese!! Nascar still uses LEADED gas! That was banned in the 70's. Nascar still uses Carbeurators! A totally useless and inefficient way of fuel delivery. Yes, NASCAR should be banned for blatant disregard for the environment - as well as being just plain stupid. Ever watch NASCAR on a road circuit? The cars heave and dive like a fucking rocking chair. Body roll is all over the place - these are not race cars - they are junk using ancient technology (small block V8 - biggest piece of inefficient shit ever!) BMW produced a formula one car with 4 cylinders and over 1000 HP I believe in the 70's. I hate NASCAR, it should be banned, and Ricky Bobby is 100% accurate in it's portrail of NASCAR. |
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Nascar does suck ass but I think all of you are wasting your time writing back. No one needs to talk bad about the South. Come to Florida, theres not many "sister-Bonners here". Bush is not from the real south, He's from Texas where theres steers and queers and pig fuckers! Bush sucks and the south should be ashamed of him and Nascar. oh oh yea, and FUCK the NAGGER who said the south sucks......what did you come down here for vacation and ended up someones Bitch??? Serves you right ho. |
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As of the 2007 season, it is no longer NASCAR. Begining with this season, it is NAFFAR. |
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NASCAR is certainly a sport... but so is ping pong. It might take skills, but that doesn't mean it's any less of a joke. Don't forget to turn left. |
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I like this guy! |
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by the way my e-mail is hotnikels44@hotmail.com for any of you other haters who want to bring it |
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Justin Rebello is an idiot plain and simple. How about learning what you are talking about before you make an ass of yourself. First off do u think you can drive a car at 180 mph constantly straining the body without passing out, probably not this guy sounds like he would pass out pulling his wire, and sorry to tell you but being a circle track driver myself I spend more time in the gym then this guy spends bitching about stupid shit. Also the strain is so great on these guys that they can lose around ten pounds per race. And if you knew anything you would realize that very few nascar drivers are southern rednecks most being from northern states, the midwest and california. and incase you are totally stupid its a known fact that nascar does have more fans than hockey because unless you are canadian no one gives a crap about hockey because it is so infested with talentless europeans. So what makes nascar a sport you say well here i will tell you first of all everyone are in cars that conform to the same rules its alla bout the team and how well the pit stops are done and how well the cars are preparred. It is also so unpredictable its ridiculous why do you think know one bets on it because no one knows what is gonna happen. So in closing Justin you are an idiot and you can take your hockey stick and sit and rotate on it and if you got any problems with this how about you e-mail me and we'll meet up in real life and i'll show how much talent goes into racing by woopin your ass on the race track or on the hockey rink because by the way i am canadian and have been playin hockey since i was 6 so i know hockey also and it doesn't compare to nascar dumbass |
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Nascar is not a sport. Stop with the mirages. |
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Ok NASCAR is physically demanding to the driver and crew, they work hard to be good at what they do. But thats not why many people who enjoy real racing dislike NASCAR. Its NASCAR's lack of prolonged excitement and technology. Im sorry, i've watched a few races, and yea..its kinda cool for like the first 10-15 mins hearing the cars roar around the track...but about 40mins later...i wanna take a nap. Fans of NASCAR aren't all hicks...even though that is the majority, some of its fans are just motorheads that haven't found the joy of the F1 Circuit or the JGTC...maybe D1 for some of us. NASCAR is old, like its technology..it'll die someday, the rest of us just have to be patient. |
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Judging by the spelling and grammar of those who just defended NASCAR as a sport - especially that moron that described it as "a way of fuckin life" (who then proceeded to gay-bash and make penis jokes) - you all fit the author's orignal description of NASCAR fans. Therefore, he was quite accurate in his point and it appears that no further research on the subject is necessary. |
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I think you better get your fact straight. I was born and raised Canadian but i LOVE NASCAR. And i find this whole fucken Article a piece of crap that my CANADIAN ASS would use to wipe if it was on paper. FYI CANADIANS ARE NOT REDNECKS, you are more of one then me. |
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all i have to say here is that you need to educate yourself before you spout off. if you learned the ins and outs of the sport, and yes it is a sport and they are athletes, then you would change your opinion. the crews and drivers need to be in shape to do what they do. the crews change all 4 tires and fuel a car in 14 seconds. it takes an athlete to sling around 60 lb wheels and tires and 80 lb fuel cans and 50 lb jacks in 14 seconds. the drivers run up to 600 miles in a 130 degree car that may or may not be dialed in and handling bad, there fore they are constantly working their bodies to drive. its also more mentally draining than any other sport there is, there is more stratagy involved and split second decisions made as the race goes on than any other sport. soooo, it is in no way compared to an everyday guy running down the highway. i suggest you watch a race with an open mind and listen to the crewchiefs, drivers and announcers and maybe you will learn what its all about |
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first of assfuck your right Nascar is not a sport, its a way of fuckin life. you have probably one of the smallest dicks on campus and feel you have to bash what someone else likes to make yourself look big at your next frat party before you slip something in a girls drink to get laid or before one of your own frat boys slip one in your drink and you wake up sore assed. which im guessing after reading your article you would probably do it willingly. as far it being a sport of the south, alot of the tracks are in the north. im not a redneck and i watch Nascar everytime it comes on. next time do some research before you write or how about this one go to one of the Nascar driving schools and see how fast you can go and then tell me that the drivers arent talented. |
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you olbviously know nothing about this topic. dont write cheques with your mouth your @$$ cant cash |
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Saying NASCAR is a little southern redneck sport is just stupid, it's not just for southerners infact since June there has been only one race in the South. And there isn't another race in the south until the end of August as you can see here I made the races in the south bold. |
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dude i would love to put u in my race car and let you stand on the gas but then again you would probably hit the wall cause you little pussy ass couldnt handle the race car and you would be screamin for you momma just like the little bitch you are. fuck all you yankee cocksukers |
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ok justin i am from memphis tennessee a great southern state. i enjoy all types of racing and have grown up in a racing family. for you to sit there and say that nascar is not a sport is just plain wrong. it takes a lot of physical and athletic ability. i would love to watch you drive a 800hp stock car around along with 42 others trying to get in the same spot you're going for only inches apart going about 185mph. you have to not only focus on what you are doing but what every other person around you is doing. you make one wrong move and someone could get seriously injured or lose their life. now tell me nascar isnt a sport you ass fuck. my friend races 360 sprint cars on dirt. i know personally that it is a very demanding hobbie. you use a lot of upper body strength by steering and the G forces when you come around those turns push you back and make it hard to breathe. you are really using about every muscle in your body trying to keep the car in control. he works out almost every day even in the off season. you just dont sit in the car and turn the wheel you have to stay focused and no when to let off and how to control the car. its not just like going on a ride down to wal mart. its a very athletic and demanding sport.. yes you heard me SPORT. |
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hey buddy obviously you know nothing about nascar and its sport. How are they not athletes? they have to have incredible endurance to 1. withstand an extreme amount of heat sometimes reaching 150 degrees. 2. they have to keep the car under control at all times to prevent wrecking. these cars dont have traction control and just tapping the back bumper can spin out the car no matter who is driving. I would love to see your sorry ass in a 3500 lb stock car going around daytona or lowes and even sonoma....this asshole probally dosnt even know what the tracks i named even look like. so u think its so easy then lets see big papi get in a car and win let alone qualify. and if it were to disappear right now no one would know? too bad its the second bigest sport in america. next to football it gets the best attendance and ratings. and i hate to break it to u but ur everloved baseball gets practically no ratings and its fan base is declining greatly so next time you open your ignorant asshole motuh why dont you do some fucking research. god bless and fuck you. |
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I Agree! You are a mother fucker! |
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Hey Justin, you're a faget |
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Ok heres a few things that we need to set straight... |
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okay the south is just as good as the north u think your soo damn good fuckin yankees well guess what everybody down here hates the north.. and nascar isnt a redneck sister fuckin thing dumbasses, you know ppl have hobbies and nascar might just be one of them no tellin what the fuck yall bastards like! |
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I hate nascar. watch my show, I rip nascar and get so much shit for it. Please I beg you all if you hate nascar watch this. |
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What a dumb motherfucker... |
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I actually had to re-read the final paragraph to be sure that I had not written it myself. |
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Amen Brother!!! Amen!! |
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Justin, |
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Just because something requires skill, doesn't make it a sport. The car does all the work, it's that simple. When the drivers start running their asses around the track, I'll call it a sport. |
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OK, im gonna give my opinion on this, and before i go on, I'm British, NOT AMERICAN. |
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Bill Clinton was from the south. So was Eisenhower, Abraham Lincoln and over half of the presidents this nation has elected. |
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I wouldn't quite call nascar drivers "skilled"... If I was being chased by one, all id have to do is turn right. Also, has anyone stopped to consider the ridiculous amount of fuel these cars must consume? I wouldnt call NASCAR a sport, i think "Rapists of Mother Earth" would be a more fitting term. |
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NASCAR Drivers: Athletes, NO; Skilled drivers, yes! Let's see you drive 6 inches from another redneck's bumper at 185mph and not screw up. Calling a NASCAR driver an athlete is like calling a cheerleader and athlete. As for hating Bush - shut up you whining liberal |
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you should also never generalize one part of the country so badly. I have southern pride. but that does not mean the i love Bush. i think he sucks. |
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I want to see this guy go around a couple of laps at a place like Bristol and tell me that NASCAR isnt physical and the drivers are not athletes. And as far as the Southern comments, there are probably less Southern drivers than there are drivers from other parts of the country. I also agree with some of the other commenters that the author of this article is an uneducated asshole who has not researched what he is writing about. |
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If u don't like it then don't watch it u fuckin queer and u probably need to get out more to. |
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Okay, you really need to get out more. First off, It's not just a hick southern thing. The premier racing event throughout NASCAR's history has been the Minneapolis 500 Of course it's been renamed due to sponsorship deals, but that still doesn't change the fact that it is held in Minneapolis, Minnesota which is, last time I checked, pretty deep in Yankee territory. Detroit is by most people considered the home of NASCAR. Again, that's pretty far north to be considered a southern region. |
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nascar is one of the most exciting sports ever. 43 of the worlds best drivers, a 14 million dollar car, and no room for any mistakes. there are tempers flairing, emtions, oh yeah and about 5 million fans watching every sunday. my piont of peiw sees you being such a jealous fuck because the have an easier job the you and they make about 2x as much in one races as you do in two years |
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if nascar was justdriving in circles then mindless people like you would be entertained for days on end.besides your just pissed b/c they make more money as you would say driving a car than you will ever make in your pissy little yankee job. |
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one word for u non racing quear eye for the straight guy watching.little bastards. FUCK OFF!!!. IFYA HAD ANY BALLS YOU WOULD ENJOY NASCAR. |
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damn dude, you gotta ge the dumbest, most ignorant, least educated piece of shit yankee this world has ever seen!!! |
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I'm not even a NASCAR fan and I think you're a misguided idiot. |
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YOU are right on!!!!!!!!!!! This was great!!!!!! |
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dude you are such a right winged dill hole. You examine, accuratly i must add, the NASCAR pendemic in the US, but you have to slip in your republican mentality on us. Not cool man |
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If the south sucks so much, then why are all the DAMN YANKEES moving down here so fast???? |
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Haha right on Justin. NASCAR is the worst sport (outside of soccer) ever created. All you people that watch it need to get a life. Think about it...you are watching people drive around in circles for three hours, what fun! |
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Nascar does suck. So do fat confederate flag flyers. I live in Pennsylvania and I see far too much of this shit for being north of the Mason-Dixon line. |
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Nascar is utter,boring crap. Its 944151 cars, driving in a circle, for like 4 goddamn hours. If you want to watch racing, watch open-wheel racing, or club cars, or something. Actually, just watch one stage of WRC. That is competitive driving. |
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Pure gold Justin! I don't know why so many people based the article, he hit it perfectly. The South is teeming with inbred morons. Cheers |
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rock on Justin! You are the only voice of reason. Nascar is the lamest form or racing on the planet. (It ranks up there with lawn mower racing and truck racing ) And as for hockey, some of you Americans (probably the southerners) should get you heads out of your ass and realize what a great game hockey is. But I wouldn't expect y'all to understand the complexity and deep tradition found in hockey. It's probably a little difficult to grasp for some of you....I mean, that's why we have the NBA - so ignorant fucks have something to entertain themselves with. |
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Hey Justin, let's talk shall we? I could really care less about your intense hatred for Nascar, since I rarely watch it, but it was pretty lame to make idiotic generalizations about every Southern person. I've lived here all my life (I'm 22), and while there are things I love and things I don't about the area, I sure as hell don't stereotype entire populations of the country. But maybe I should. One nation united, my ass. |
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hockey and nascar suck total schlong, its boring whether you watch people drive in circles or skate in circles. Nascar is being on the turnpike but faster and hockey is figure skating with knee pads (maybe for sucking canadian dicks without joint aches). Fuck the south and fuck hippies who vote for gay ass democrats, go John Mccain, and go football, go Patriots! Tom Brady would fuck up any gay ass hockey player/inbred southerner/nascar driver or fan/ democrat pussy or any other bitch you could throw at him. Then he'd bone all the bitches and win a fourth super bowl |
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Wow...lots of negative feedback on this one. Huh, who would have thought people from the South would actually own a computer...or know how to read for that matter? |
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LISTEN YOU LITTLE FAG. I AM FROM THE GREAT STATE OF KENTUCKY, WHERE WE LOVE NASCAR AND HOCKEY. NASCAR IS A SPORT I DONT SEE YOUR PANSY ASS RACING IN A 190 MPH CHEVY. ALL YOU DO IS SIT INFRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER B/C YOU ARE A COMPUTER GEEK WHO NEVER GETS ANY PUSSY. HOCKEY IS THE TOUGHEST SPORT THEIR IS BUT YOU WOULDNT NO B/C YOU ARE GETTING CARPEL TUNNELL DUMBASS. WHY DONT YOU COME DOWN TO KENTUCKY AND CALL US REDNECK IMBRED PIECES OF SHIT. OH I FORGOT YOU ARE TWO BUSY PLAYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS. GO FUCK YOURSELF. |
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Let me see you sit your ass in a seat with 42 other drivers on a day where temperatures in your car reach well over 150 degrees and drive around inches from eachother for 200 laps knowing that at any moment you could make a mistake that could end your life or the life of a fellow competitor. Nascar is far more than just "driving around in circles" as you put it. Until you get your ass in a car and until you go out there and actually compete, then why don't you shut your mouth about something you know absolutely nothing about. |
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I just would like to see this prick put his butt in a seat at 190mph around Daytona or Talladega for one single lap and then say what a sport that NASCAR isn't! I do not think anyone makes anyone watch the sport. If they don't like it, go watch paint dry! |
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Why you makin' the fun of our great sport? Our patron saint, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins. I'll pray for you. |
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Hey jackass...anyone tell you that those ears maybe able to slow down a 180-mph NASCAR....and like to add its the driver that wins the races...Tony Stewart..one week hands everyone their asses on a road course...next weekend does it again on the legendary speedway of Daytona. And tell me what Hockey player loses 8-10 lbs while he plays his sport (which as we all know isn't now..and actually he's probably gaining that while NOT PLAYING)...and yes Napoleon rackin himself on the SLEDGEHAMMER is comedy....so is what you see in the mirror in the morning. |
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Does anyone else here notice that people here seem to use the same words to describe justin that justin uses to describe things he hates.... that is when he says something about the things they enjoy. |
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Finally, someone who shares the same idea about NASCAR as I do. I think we're the only sensible people left in this world. NASCAR is for douchebags. |
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Not funny, my great aunt & her three kids were killed by a 16 year old asian girl driving a mustang. And the only solace I found was in watching NASCAR...and banging my brother. or something. |
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I agree with you on one point. Napolean Dynamite was the stupidest movie I've ever seen. Other than that, you're ignorant. You have no clue what driving takes. These guys DO work out during the off season, and 5-6 days a week! I've seen pictures of drivers like Carl Edwards & Mark Martin, they are incredibly buff. I recently visited a race shop & they have a gym there for the crews and drivers to use, because they need to be in shape. You definitly stereotyped here big time. You offered an opinion on something you know nothing about. I've ridden in one of those cars, and man does it take skill. Not to mention the skill it takes to put one of those cars together. Not that you would know about that. You probably cant even drive a stick or change your own oil. |
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Us stupid rednecks love hockey! Those toothless fuckers who play that game give the best bjs. |
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Justin, is there any way you can send me an e-mail. I'm sure you're flooded with all sorts of hate mail, but I don't see your email anywhere, and most of the effing computers here in Afghanistan block AIM.. and midget-porn (dammit). I'm over in Afghanistan as an Infantryman and your dirty humor is the funniest shit on the internet. What's your secret? Crack? I use a lot of your material on my blog (hope you don't mind, but my readers love it). I've written a whole series on Golden Rules, using a lot of your wording, but spinning it for The National Guard. Please check it out, and let me know what you think. And if you get a chance to email me, in between binge-drinking and staring at yourself in the mirror, you'd make my day over here in Afghanistan! Love your shit! |
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4th year! God must your parents be disappointed! |
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Misanthropy is a general dislike of the human race. It is not dislike of individual human beings, but rather dislike of the features shared by all humanity throughout place and time, including oneself. A misanthrope is thus a person who exhibits a general dislike of humankind. |
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PS As far as your attitude towards the South. While you are getting “educated” learn the truth. Here’s a nice little quote for you. |
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And to think you want to be a writer. My 3 year old could write a more intelligible article. Justin, try masturbation it might help. I try not to ridicule but you sound like a petty little man who feels a need to write trash. This is probably due to an inferiority complex and the lack of social skills. You’re upset because your party lost the election, again. Hockey went bust because their players were greedy. NASCAR whether you like it or not is here to stay. Last, before you hype up the north or Mass. for that matter. Have that gentlemen (Chappaquiddick) of a Senator tell the truth and then serve his time behind bars where he belongs. |
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Hey Ass Monkey. At Least NASCAR has a season. Hockey does not. LMAO |
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You have no idea what you're talking about. It was funny though. Kind of like reading posts from some of those trolls on newsgroups that make no sense but crack me up. |
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I'm glad you hate it. You suck too. Do you really think anyone watching Nascar will take you seriously. Do you think you can change the Nascar popularity explosion going on in the United States right now. Or are you offended by a bunch of white guys and girls going round in circles making millions of dollars for what you call something anyone can do. So big mouth asswhipe, I don't see you going 200mph inches from another car trusting that the 42 others around you have the tallent to not hit you sending you and your car head on into the wall. Remember, people have died doing this. But since you have no real basis for your rant I take comments from arrogant, self important, know nothing assholes like a grain of salt. You mean nothing in this world and never will. I for one will be entertaind for 3 hours and be happy knowing you are sitting in the corner playing with yourself while looking at pictures of Paris Hilton since there is nothing but Nascar on tv. |
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If I looked like this pencil dicked geek, I'd have a pretty bismal attitude toward anything more popular than the things he listed as his 'faves'. He thinks anyone can driver a racecar? Ever driven 60 mph within 2 feet of someone? No? How about 180 mph? |
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NA$CRAP sucks, especially after Sundays show of favoritism towards certain drivers at Infinion. And especially after Boobie Barkers comments about other motorsports. |
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A few things bothered me about this article but one of the more surprising points was how NASCAR was "trying" to replace hockey. Sorry to say, but that was done a while ago. NASCAR is the second most popular sport in America, football being the first. |
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Why does everyone think that the south is filled with rednecks!? There are other ppl down here too!! anyways, i just wanted to say that although your column was very entertaining, that the south isnt that bad. i mean we do have easy access to cozumel, cancun, the cayman islands, key west......seriously all the non-rednecks down here have it made. |
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wow that sputler guy wrote an essay. half way through i kinda fell asleep. |
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bollocks |
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NASCAR is tough because the car has no environmental controls. There is a base coolant to keep the engine from overheating, and a small cooling fan to keep the driver barely alive. The driver has to wear a full body suit that holds body heat in. Its actually quite dangerous with regards to heat exhaustion. |
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i've never seen more bitching over a column in my life. you people need to chill the fuck out. |
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I am glad you have always stuck to living in the North and you didn't go to college in the South...your columns wouldn't be as fun. |
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i don't know what you are all bitching about. i liked this article |
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Yeah every nascar fan is a redneck who partakes in incest with their brothers. Yup... your wisdom is so great justin. We all know generalizations help encourage intelligent interactions in society. Hey Justin I would almost say you have seem like you have pent-up frusteration... hmm maybe because hockey sucks and we got rid of it, boston got lucky, you are a bitch to girls so you can't get any, or the non-Bush party seems to be organized so well that they are making coherent arguments. |
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first of all..... |
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Get out of america then? why don't y'all just stop being uneducated fat hicks. Its called civilizashunnnnnnnn. |
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Good shit, man. Good shit. |
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I'd like to take this oppurtunity to say: |
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Uh oh, Justin pissed off the rednecks, looks like they're going to have to jump off their cousins for a while and try to string random profanities into a semi-coherent thought. |
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First off I'd like to say, wow... I mean holy shit Justin. Did you write this in six minutes? Or did you have to think of ways to repeat your self? Maybe you were too busy watching American Idol reruns or masturbating to beastiality, I don't know. What I do know is this is the biggest steaming pile of crap I have ever read. Watch comedy central or something because Lewis Black, you are not. Give up the rants and jump in a race car. I'm sure its harder than you give them credit for... can you even drive a stick? |
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you have two weeks off from writing a column and this is the shit that you come up with?!??!! No wonder Court has so many columnists now, anyone who gives him a handjob under the table gets to have a column! So how many did you have to give justin? |
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I had sex with Napoleon Dynamite and Justin, you're right...It's just like a NASCAR race. |
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Justin is an asshole and we love him for it. Stop saying his articles suck when he is simply doing his job- making fun of everyone. |
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hey get out of america then |
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I love watching hockey, however I think it would be more popular if it was more accesible to play for everyone. It's easy and cheap to toss a ball around in your backyard or kick around a soccer ball. But playing hockey requires expensive padding, ice time if you don't live in the north or its summer and often enough school funding to have a real team, we didnt! |
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Justin is just mad cause he got jacked for his tater tots in high school, gosh |
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Honestly, I didn't mind the NASCAR bashing...but yu took it too far when you started bashign the South. Go jump in a lake |
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Nothing will ever replace hockey. Just because ice boys didn't have a season this year doesn't mean goddamn Nascar is going to become America's new favorite past time. I know people that went to Nascar and Justin couldn't be more right on. Especially the part about Napo Dynomite- Not even Vince Vaughn could improve that train wreck. |
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Normally I find your articles funny, but this one was just lame. Not for the fact that you bashed NASCAR, but for the fact that you like hockey. Fuck Hockey and fuck the blue states, they're both full of shit. I'm not even that big of a fan of the south. I just hate New England more. It should sink into the Atlantic just as California should sink into the Pacific. Napoleon Dynamite DID suck, but not as bad as this article. Adios |
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i agree with everything except the napoleon dynamite part. that was just unacceptable and on behalf of americans everywhere, i am offended!! |
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Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks |
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hilarious! |
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hey.. hockey, red sox and you suck. |
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