I would like to start a petition for an oppression article. Who's with me??
Jett | 01/18/08 - 8:35 am | #

I would just like to highlight the wonderfully appropriate and magnificent use of the term "gutter slut". Props man. Huge props.

Lindsey | 06/30/07 - 11:32 am | #

Sounds like someone has a DNS problem
Jamal | 04/11/07 - 4:35 pm | #

There is no oppression article. (I thought this was cleary obvious)
J.B. Hour | 03/18/07 - 1:22 am | #

Nice work there, I laughed. I look forward to the oppression article. haha
Brit | 03/16/07 - 10:25 pm | #

Jade:

1. This is a COMEDY article.

2. This is a COMEDY article.

3. I didn't actually ask any women questions on this subject. (I thought this was clearly obvious.)

4. So what if I'm lonely.

5. Clearly you don't know how to seperate a real life person from their online-comedy-writing-persona.

6. Thanks for stopping by. Stay tuned for next weeks article where I explain how how to opress women.
J.B. Hour | 02/27/07 - 5:05 pm | #

Wow. This has to be the most retarded article I've ever read. Were these 200 women Playboy Bunnies? Women call it inappropriate because the guy who probably grabbed them is ass-ugly and and disgusting. Where I bet a majority of the women you interviewed were under the impression a hot guy with a 6-pack was grabbing their ass. You make it out to be that women just love to be manhandled and degraded. Props to you... for being another typical, blind and probably lonely man.
Jade | 02/27/07 - 11:48 am | #

very very true
n | 02/23/07 - 12:26 am | #

fabulous.
stace | 02/23/07 - 12:03 am | #

Anonymous - where do you live? I have vacation days at work, I can be there tomorrow.
J.B. Hour | 02/20/07 - 8:59 pm | #

G..G..G..UNIT - no, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
J.B. Hour | 02/20/07 - 1:54 pm | #

please tell me "C…C…C…UNT" was a joke on 50 cent...
Court | Homepage | 02/20/07 - 12:56 pm | #

Hey, hey, you can't say this is true for all women. It's pretty much all true for me, except that some surprises are better off asked. But whoever came up with the phrase "making love" is a huge pussy and nothing kills a sex drive like realizing you're in bed with a man who's going to bring you roses when you specified "handcuffs!"
Anonymous | 02/20/07 - 12:07 pm | #

Once again, you've shown your greatness on this article. And I never doubt your findings...you are the man when it comes to stuff like this! Keep up the good work!
Nathan | Homepage | 02/19/07 - 11:00 pm | #