If I catch hold of you filthy ugly Aussie I'll ring your fucking neck. You are typical of the idiots who inhabit that bare boring piece of drought ridden cockroach infested shit place called Australia.
I wish we could have a war - I'd be first in line to Newk Sydney, Brissie, Melbourne and any other fucking Australian city. What would you mob of clowns use - cricket bats.
TOSSER.
Be quiet Dave.
the answer to these srayans is to refer to them as DINGOs, they dont like that.
Tony Fellows...you clearly represent the true whinging pommy wanker, I am so glad your filthy little country you call home is being filled with blacks, muslims and every other nationality, stealing your jobs your closet sized "family homes", shut the fuck up and dont ever apply for a visa to come to the land down under, if I had my way, I'd throw every last pommy cunt outta this country of mine, australia shits all over your country, your people and clearly ya cricket team you filthy P O M M I E git.
OOoohhhhhh noooo dont call us d d d dingo's...eewwwwwww so offensive..if thats intended to upset then your clearly mistaken, maybe it's the filthy country you live in and the cold affecting your pee sized pommy brain.
If an aussie hears a pom refer to someone as a dingo, they'll just laugh at the stupid fuck...but like most people know, the only thing that comes out of a poms mouth is a moan, sometimes a groan but mostly a COMPLAINT, get back in ya hole ya dickhead
You are the reason that we dislike with a vengence the "WHINGING POM".Poor little Pommy, cant stand the flack, well go back to Pommy land and take your "Whinging POMMY mates with you, we dont need your type here. We use slang to denote where most people came from, Septics-Americans, Kiwis-New Zealanders, Lebos-Lebanese, Wogs- Greek and Italian etc,etc and the only word that we could use for the festering, putrid, soap dodging, whinging, useless, mongrel English was POM and thats what we use and will continue to use no matter who you and your ilk go crying to. It just goes to show that when the going gets tough the Whinging Pom looks for someone else to fight its battles as per usual. As for calling us Dingoes, I dont care what you call me as long as its not late for breakfast. GO HOME>
Thatmosis
Read my post again. I think BPARD are a bunch of useless tossers.
But im sorry you hate the Poms so much.
And see here
Anonymous, wasnt direct at you but at the rancid tosser that started this whole thing.
Looking at all the posts both here and elsewhere it is painfully obvious the the POMMIES realise that they made a mistake all those years ago by sending the "convicts " out here who turned out to be people any nation would be proud of whilst the "homeland" was left with all the inbreds and wankers who have lost their own identities. Therefore they should be delighted that we call them POMS as at least it deliniates who and where they are from.
I dont hate POMS as such, just gutless wankers who come out here to live in this wonderful country, enjoy the lifestyle and freedom and then WHING. We have had too many of them and are fed up to the back teeth, if it is such a problem,GO HOME.
Thatmosis
We're not all gutless inbreds and wankers. I am a Pom living in Australia and like all the other poms i know here, think it is a wonderful place (after all, we did all come here voluntarily, unlike our ancestors).
I would love to sue BPARD so let me know how this can be done if you know a good lawyer.
pommygranate, if you read my post i said we dont like the ones that come out hre to live and whinge. I have some good mates who are Poms and like you love the place and are glad to be here but that wanker who runs BPARD is the type we dont want in our faid country.
just reading this thread alone clearly says it all about Australians, the weight of being inferior,powerless in the world scene has clearly taken its toll, no one in England ever thinks or talks about Australians because no one cares or takes any interest in you, apart from all the money grabbing Australians in London there aren't any anywhere else in the country, that is because they are to ignorant to look past their greedy noses to have a look.
Australians only take so much time being racist and derogatory about the English because they feel totally inferior to them cant deal with it so in a true un-educated fashion they resort to foul and abusive insults as it the only way their ego's can get a fix.
if only they knew how unimportant in every walk of life to anyone else in the world Australia actually is.
this is why they attach so much importance to sport because there is literally nothing else to discuss and in reality apart from cricket (which incidentally in England is mainly a middle upper class sport) and 1 swimmer they have nothing else to open their mouths about.
the true irony about the whole pom thing is indeed that they are even foolish enough to call us the very acronym that was used for them to be ejected from the country its motherland.
I also find expressions such as soap dodgers really amusing as in all my travels round the globe I truly believe more Australians have b.o problems than any other, I cant ever remember walking down the street in England and regularly smelling someone so bad its turns you're head than in Australia.
the main problem with Australians and the same with Americans is , the ones that are the most racist and discriminative are the ones that have never even left the remote lump of sand and rock once in their lives, they are narrow minded and have no comprehension of what is happening outside of the gabba.apart from the ones who leave to earn real money not toytown money rarely return as they see that they really are backward in their views and general trade/industry. they to be fair are usually nice people.
this is a country belittling a nation that has ruled the world and even now is a world super power not just a coun try that bullies small remote countries out of its oil (east Timor)aussies should stick to what they are best at i.e. bullying minor countries and stealing their natural resources and being 1st class racist bigots. they are also very good at treating indigenous people like wild animals.
Did you know Oxfam this year entered Australia to set up relief aid in 2 areas of the country because a UN report showed that these aboriginal people were being left to starve in the very country that belongs to them.to quote the report " it is amongst the worst areas I have ever visited in the world".
Oxfam is an aid agency that gives support to 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES. everyone in Australia should be appalled and hang their heads indisgust that their own affluent country stands by and watches Oxf
clean up their dirty work.
this is a country that as much as Australians hate it is still ruled and a sovereignty of the her majesty the queen not some outback scrubber who married her way into a Danish playboy.
only when Australia deals with its inferiority will it progress. on the world scene you are a very very innocuous waste of space so rather than pick on the very nation that invented /owns and still rules you're nation.
try to go to school get an education learn to write without using racist slurs and look further than who can hit a piece of leather furthest for the longest.
james old mate, what aload of complete and utter bullshit. The reason that you can walk down any street in England and not smell anyone bad enough to turn heads is because everybody smells the same, putrid. The reason so many Aussies work in England and get good money is just that, they work as opposed to bludging like most pommies. Middle Upper Crust, hahahahahahahahahaha..ha thats a joke, thats what has led England in its decline the so called class system, snotty nosed inbreds up to their necks in debt and still trying to lord it over the common people, those days are long gone the only problem being that you dont know it yet. World Super Power is like saying English Cricket Team, a complete joke. Couldnt organise a fart at a curry eating contest. As for the Aussie Abbo's they actually arent the original occupiers of this country, they migrated here and wiped out the true owners, so before you open your big trap and show your complete ignorance as usual I suggest you do some homework. I actually found your bleating has vindicated what I have been saying for years, that the days of the Pommy nation are numbered as your kind become a minority in your own land and you are without doubt hold the title for the greatest whingers in this fair world, bar none.
Honestly I have to say you people are truly pathetic. I mean really who cares about being called a pom, a whinging pom are anything else for that matter. I even call myself a pohm.(Yeah it helps if you actually bother to spell the acronym correctly, this is however besides the point.) With all the bad things that happen in the world today one would think that you could put all that money, effort and energy into something important. GROW UP
And yes I was born and grew up in England!
Darron
Seconded.
POHM? Not sure what you mean. There's no consensus on where the name originated.
yes England world super power .i.e. attend summit meetings with the other world leaders,where as you're little shit pot country holds the door open for the delegates.
austraaaaarlia is full of shite stock its full of descendents of criminals and other miss fits, its like breeding horses or dogs you pick the best to breed the finest you don't pick all the shit thieving scum of a nation then breed it, which is exactly what Australia's pedigree is.
its full of sundried scrubbers and brain-dead racists the best place for them is on that god forsaken remote lump of rock and sand and hopefully the rain will stop for good and you will all dry up and turn to dust so the world can forget you exist.(in approx 3 weeks)
I too have had a run in with these BPARD clowns because of the references to Pom etc. in the glossary of Australian slang on my web site. Full details at http://www.koalanet.com.au/pommy.html
POHM, is one of many theories as to the origin of the term, it stands for Prisoner of His/Her Majesty.
The criticism of the British upper class, (actually they all think they are upper class to everyone else, the same as the French) is unjustified as I think they could be relatively normal if they just stop marrying their cousins for a few generations.
Pity the Australians can't reply without foul language - proves what they are doesn't it?
OW!
Vitriol, racial slurs, potty-mouth and more.
Maybe all the folks who can't go a sentence without any of the above can chill out, leave the keyboard for a while, and learn how to put their points of view in a way that invites others to listen, rather than using language as a baseball bat.
... soon would be nice.
Xoxxios.
This is a hilarious read. I have lived in Australia (am British) for a year now and i have noticed:
British monarchy references everywhere
British TV Shows very common
British sayings
British films
British foods
British place names (absolutely everywhere!!)
British style road systems
British cars (granted not loads but try finding an Aussie car in England, oh wait you wont because there arent any, just GM's re-badged as Holdens and Fords. Both of which are.....American!!)
And that is just the beginning. In the UK we very, very rarely hear/see anything Australian....except maybe neighbours and home & away which, lets be fair, are the biggest pile of bollocks every to grace international television.
I love it here, and this country currently does offer a better standard of living than the UK, but listening to all the Aussies on here whinge about us makes me laugh. If you hate the UK so much as a country, cut it off! People in the UK would honestly not care at all. Dont go moaning about how much you hate us whilst still milking our lovely big bouncy bosom.
Lets face it, Australia needs the UK a hell of a lot more than the UK needs Australia and it really gets to them, as much as they wont admit it, which is why they whinge about us so much. Classic inferiority complex!
Oh and another thing, i dont think Australians have the right to comment on the faults of England, a country has been around for what, 2000 years? Australia has been around for, what, 240? The majority of the western world is there due to our colonisation (including Australia), and we also were the first country to industrialise, which was the most important revolution when it comes to the way the modern world works. Your country would be nothing today if the ENGLISH settlers had not industrialized ie totally copied what Britain was doing. The Gold fields were declining and, as usual, the English people found a new way to sustain themselves. Also, I believe I have the same right to the land in Australia as any "Australians" of today. It was colonised and populated by my nation so what right do you actually have to it over me?
Anyway, as i said before, Australians are just bitter that their entire country and way of life was set up by another nation who are still far more economically and politically powerful and respected than their own, and who always will be. Never forget that London is the economic capital of the world, and that money makes the world go round!
Your country has not been around long enough to make any mistakes, and so has no place to comment on the mistakes made by others. Should a 5 year old child be allowed to criticize the lifestyle of a 60 year old? Of course not. This is the same.
Oh, but one thing i did forget to say, anyone that moans about being called a Pom is a serious loser. Get a life!!! Its all relative, if you want to take it as an insult you can do but you would have to be actively going out of your way to do so as far as i can see. I am proud of being called a Pom, even if it does have "filthy" in front of it. People dont get angry at being called filthy rich do they? Because being rich is supposed to be a good thing, as is being a Pom. Take the banter with pride!!!
darling, australia has been around for 40 000 years, check your history. a five year old criticising a 60 year has no relevance to this issue. what the english have done all over the world for hundreds of years is something to be shameful of, remember it was the english who came to australia and raped this country and its native people. most english people i know admit to feeling ashamed of englands history globally and on its own turf. i understand your patriotism, england is an amazing country and the english today are beautiful people, but this has not always been the case and history will attest to this. so before you start making assumptions about what australians are bitter about perhaps you should look at how jaded and bitter u come across as in defending your homeland.
Can't we all just get along? I mean we're not that different, we might have our nicknames for each other but all you guys on here seem to have taken it to a whole new level.
We are basically related and the only rivalry we should see should be in sports and a bit of nickname calling, not all these sneyd remarks about each other.
Let me put it as it is. You have all heard of the rock and hard place. Australians just dont appreciate thats where we are as English.
Go to a bbq and some jackass rocks up -and it IS inevitable my possum killing friends- and so knowingly brimming says "oh u a pommy are ya?" So whats wrong with pommy? pomme? pommie? pom? its is always preceded in connotation if not comment by "whinging" or followed by the lovely term my socialist friends with "bastard". Indians,greeks, blacks, asians, and pakistanis dont get the wonderful addendum and therein lies the problem. Get it? so either smile and enjoy being called a bastard (even implied) or get dismissed as a whinger if you fight back.
On the subject of pomme itself? The term has been coined to refer to Prisoners Of Mother England, as I am sure we all know.
Great! so then lets examine this shall we? hey stop that up the back! The Irish were predominantly those sent as prisoners of England so it could be them? Which may help explain the obvious division between those who are proud to have British roots and are reasonable like "a person" and those who are vehemently objectionable? like "thatmosis". How then are those English who come here coined as prisoners? must then be escapees perhaps? As you see by definition one cannot be a prisoner if they are not detained. But then again this is going to be far too gentlemanly and strawberry jam isnt it? So therefore lets go outside thatmosis and Pommyasskicker and i will show you how the majority of Englishmen behave toward rascist tossers. It wasnt Lord Jeremy and his prawn sandwich mates that made the Empire you know it was the average geezer on the street and we know how to knock someones block off!
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