In fact, as I was standing there naked from the waist down with a .30-06 bullet frozen to my tongue and lips, he was right behind me.

So, you have considered a career as a writer of gay korean midget porn, right?

You're a natural.
Wind Rider | Homepage | 12.18.06 - 7:41 pm | #

where were these stories when you needed them? (#4)
steve | 12.19.06 - 6:07 am | #

That settles it - I am casting a resounding vote of "NO" to your suggestion we wear suits of armor for the Polar Plunge this year.
Don Will Not Be Mayor (Yet) | Homepage | 12.19.06 - 8:59 am | #

Don, did Matt offer to shine your helmet?
steve | 12.19.06 - 9:05 am | #

Fuckin hilarious!
G-man | Homepage | 12.19.06 - 11:12 am | #