Oh Really?
The eyes. Can't. Look. Away. Kill them all? Yes master.
Ha! It looks like you're wearing some of those glasses with the eyeballs painted on the lenses so that nobody can tell you're really sleeping.
Coincidentally, Chloe was showing me the Calvin & Hobbes comic where Calvin cuts the ping-pong ball in half...
Stunningly, the article makes absolutely no reference whatsoever to the most profound mark of dedication to his craft - although coy about it, imagine the impact of finding himself sleeping in the back of his pickup truck (without even a shell) to boost his ability to empathize with his clients.
And believe me - I'm just as freaked out about the conflation of the words 'Matt' and 'empathize' in the same sentence...
Eh, mang. We chood go fine nat Matt Pee guy. Heesa bes ing Chapane, pato. Ees ga de crazy ice.
Dayum, PB's famous. So much for hanging out with him next time we're in town.
Vaya con Dios, PB. All the way to the top...
Holy shit, if you'd get a tan you might not be so damn invisible. The Adventures of Pasty White Man!!!
Yeah, yeah. The picture is a bit disturbing. But moreso reading the phrase "an Arcola-based drug ring".
What the heck are you people doing back there?! I am off fighting the Jaish Al Mahdi and Al Qaeda only to find there are drug rings in Arcola?!!! Gah!
Resolutionpwnd.
the glasses, yes indeed there lies the problem....
now that you are famous, I would suggest removing them and looking pensive whilst chewing on one of the ear pieces like that Douchebag Donnie Doutch.
Just checkin' the blog to see what's new, and I STILL have to look at that beady-eyed picture. I guess I'll have to practice my harp at your house again to arouse you....r sense of creative writing.
...and I ain't payin' $2.95 to see it, either. I wouldn't give half that for the entire News-Gazette operation.
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