Gravatar Two thumbs up for un-torn vaginas, indeed.


Gravatar I refuse to valet park... it's just a matter of knowing where to park. Though having parking karma also helps me.

As far as the stuck-up receptionist goes... well, they're EVERYWHERE in L.A. And some of them are area-specific, like the ones in West Hollywood who turn up their noses at you if you're not wearing your studded leather collar (and I mean YOU, the human, and not the cat).


Gravatar I think he is in the same building as Dr Hunter Douglas ... Male Psychiatrist.


Gravatar I love West Hollywood! Gay pride...!

Also, you can't find Chinese food unless you go to West L.A., where all the Jewish people are, and then you get there and it still sucks and people are bitchy to you in the parking lot.

I can say that 'cuz I'm a Jew


Gravatar That's what I hate about West LA: the receptionists. Every time I have to go see someone who has a receptionist, some charm-deficient stupid bint with protruding bones, spackled makeup, cracked mouth corners, and a really bad nose job looks me up and down and treats me like a troglodyte wanting to work in a glass factory, full of bitterness and vitriol-- towards all mankind not clad in Fendi-- simply because she can't get the taste of the boom mic operator she blew to snag a supposed audition out of her mouth.


Gravatar My kitten has eye herpes in one eye. It's not fatal, is it?

All because I don't know how to control myself after a few beers...


Gravatar cat eye herpes. Nice.

especially like the the latin accent lol


Gravatar Two thumbs up for Pisser and the Political Satirist! Nice comeback to the stupid audience member.

And Avatar--that diatribe about the receptionist was a rare gem. Nice work!


Gravatar Yeah, Av, what she said!
Although I wasn't real charming a minute ago when no one would let me pee 'cuz they were all upstairs watching the Michael Jackson verdict...like I give a rat's ass!

TIMMY!, I have a Latin accent? :

Maine, awww? Does your pud really have ocular herpes...? If so, I apologize...!


Gravatar Here in Virginny, the only political satire I can get is from Air America, The Daily Show and Bill Maher.

Ah, to be able to see live satire again...

Sigh.


Gravatar Oh God, I couldn't stand living in LA, period! I can't believe you think it's bad up here!

At least there's a section of town up here where second handing shopping is for the "cool".


Gravatar Jonesy, at least you don't have to LIVE satire...!


Gravatar 2 things:
- *brick*
- (whooshie, whooshie, whooshie)...prrrrp?!


Gravatar ...so that explains the hairy palms. Now if I could only figure out the hairy soles o' feet...?


Gravatar Mangey, GAH! From psychadelic turd-eating, mayhap...?

Av, brick, or bucket...? *SPloOSH!*?
I am somewhat depressed about not getting to see the whooshie, whooshie, prrp? because they took him into another room

Should I demand a refund, as I only came to see the Whooshie Whooshie machine? Heh...?


Gravatar poor iddy is a white trash kitty if his father had sex with his sister.......that is ok, little willow was a white trash puppy, but we washed the white trash smell off of her when we brought her home,......but thats another story....


Gravatar I hate the word "rubric"

Guess I'm an entry behind.

wait...that didn't come out right.


Gravatar did you know it's raining?

hmmmm ...

ANYWAY, so glad to hear kitty's well!


-G


Gravatar I love it that you people are nice about my kitz when I am mean about your spawn!

G, I miss the rain...

Work, s'okay, I don't know what that shit means. Ignorance = bliss!

Vamp, actually, he was Miss Tex-ass Panhandle's kitty...! Rejected by a pageant queen, poor biddy...


Gravatar Glad to hear that Itty's OK. You know I share you views about evil spawn. :o

Aside from pissy receptionists I also hate pissy people that work in upscale stores like Needless Markups. I unfortunately stumbled into one in the Galleria and found a pair of gloves that I'd been looking all over for. While trying to checkout a pissy, nasty, little F-er just looked at me and said "Ha, can YOU afford to be shopping at [store name]?" then just turned and walked away. At that point yes I could but I bet his sorry little, minimum wage, ass couldn't. That's why I don't set foot in those places anymore.


Gravatar Er... yes, my pud does have an eye herpe. It's so sad.


Gravatar Dude! I love Bobcat! I had a boss that HATED Bobcat. He had been the doorguy at Wolfgang's or some club in SF and Bobcat totally got on his nerves. So I'd make sure to get drunk and say, "Aaaaargh!'


Gravatar Dirty D, you know I can't control myself when you do that. But will you wear the Godzilla suit for me?

Maine, just the one...?

SerK, I hate people like that. For one money = no meaning, for another, there are plenty of plastic millionaires who can "afford" to shop anywhere. Consumer goods = superficiality. Being poor does not = a character flaw.


Gravatar Pisser,

For one money = no meaning, for another, there are plenty of plastic millionaires who can "afford" to shop anywhere. Consumer goods = superficiality. Being poor does not = a character flaw.

I don't think I've ever seen that stated better


Gravatar For one money = no meaning, for another, there are plenty of plastic millionaires who can "afford" to shop anywhere. Consumer goods = superficiality. Being poor does not = a character flaw.

Bra-fucking-VO.


Gravatar You mean you have kitty specialists in L.A.? Damn, we are stuck out in the sticks.


Gravatar I never knew there were cat dentists or cat optometrists. I learned something new today, so technically I can go back to bed and this day can't be written off as a total waste.


Gravatar I will wear the Godzilla suit like I mean it!


Gravatar I'm all for two thumbs up my untorn vagina...

dammit, that's not what you were saying, was it...?

oh well. happy tuesday, you master of your craft!


Gravatar SerK and Avatar...that was freaky!
Thanks-!

Brenda, well, it wasn't exactly convenient for me, either

Kat, my regular vet did the dental work, but it wouldn't surprise me. I believe there are pet ORTHODONTISTS. What next, pet veneers...?

Dirty, hott.

Bored, well now, THAT's a talent...!


Gravatar You are the queen of the bullshit artistes!

I wonder if they have cat gynecologists...




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