How would the cloth one feel like sex at all? It would be like screwing a sock.
Are you sexually attracted to socks? I know I am.
Only clean ones, though. With no feet in them, EVER.
do you remember Skank from the Ben Stiller show? that was one sexy sock. All of the 400-year old chicks I bang insist on Ye Olde Linen Jimmy Hat
I thought I was the only person who remembered Skank. "Shut your stinkin' trap!"
I once made a rubber band ball that was a little smaller than a softball. I never got to PeeWee Herman basketball size, though I tried.
I once tried a linen condom in junior high school. Except back then we called it "dry humping" and it was really, really unsatisfying.
What a snappy little post. Get it? Snappy? hahahahahahahaha
ouch - that looks completely unsatisying and painful. no thanks!
Have you gotten the ball bigger than the two that swing between your legs?
i thought the whole point of a rubber band ball was to keep you busy, and these fools are selling them??? shit, making them and annoying the shit out of your coworkers is the best part!! thats like buying fried chicken without the chicken!!
oh we already do??
nevermind...
Dirty Dan, so you're the Phantom Historical Artifact !@#er. And they were wondering why all those mummies looked violated...
Maine, ooch. With the chafing.
Kari, need rubber band gun...
Red, oh, c'mon. You know you want a ride on Mr. Wrinkles.
Storm, not since the operation.
K, hell, who cares what it is - it's FRIED.
lmao!!!!!!!! linen???? oh my...i can't even imagine what that must feel like....
An alternate post title could have been "Historical Proof of Why Women Prefer Cucumbers to Men."
I help wherever I can.
I love that I live in a world where someone will ship me 100 pounds of rubber bands overnight. Cuz sometimes I need an assload of rubber bands RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
Not to mention that linen one looks all bloody!! Probably from pumping too hard! :S
In days of old
When knights were bold
And rubbers weren't invented
They tied socks around their cocks
And that's how babies were prevented.
My best friend told me that in 7th grade, just after rubbers were invented, I think.
Boz, I wonder if it was even worth the trouble? And on top of that, it probably didn't work.
Sperms < holes in fabric.
Jen, ugh!
Serg, the better to shoot you with. 
Kat, yes, cucumbers are truly the tall cool ones.
Spexial...like...rubbing your (bleep) against linen, I imagine...
Facinating history lesson doll...so in the 1700's they made them from animal intestines eh? And the bad part (it states) is that they were sometimes reused? And expensive?
I did enjoy the linen one's jaunty little drawstring closure dealie. So fashion forward...
Yeah, except I'm afraid to ask what it was tied to...
I'm glad we live in a world with a rubber band factory called DYKEMA...intriguing.
I wonder if they make dental dams?
so did you also make a paper clip train too? Or are you just into balls??
Hot damn but I can't wait to get down to the pharmacy and buy me a box of Dr. Power's French Preventatives.
I put my trust in anything sexual related when it comes from a guy named Dr. Power.
Later!
Talk about taking the fun out of things.......
And then you throw in the damn dental dams...
dudes in shower caps are hot. especially with giant 1970s eyeglasses!
Oh well, brings a WHOLE new meaning to putting a sock in it,
Yeah Pisser, I don't see fabrick acting as a good sperm preventer.
but he had high hopes
yeah, i'm gonna have the damn song with me all day ... with disturbing visions of ants on socks.
I just have to say:
Thank god I'm married and sterilized.
I can see you were totally bored huh?
Dykema? Is it the cast of "The L Word" making these rubber band balls?
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