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PTG said: "..sunscreen slathered on my head..".

Awww, you are bald. My condolences,


You know, it's not like you need some sort of complicated future-prediction machine, and a police force dedicated to arresting people before the fact, ala Minority Repost; all one needs do is take a gander at the family photo. You'd have to be an idiot to not realize this family is more than a little off!


The jury has spoken,just like the ballot box;pathetic.

Jeez, pt,its like you`re going into battle. Dont get your ass kicked.

congrats to the preggo.


I`m glad I`ve never eaten at your digs and never will.You`re a sick fu..


PT can cook up a storm. I think he's got a little Cajun in him. You know what they say about their hot boudin, 'if you knew what was in it you probably wouldn't eat it'.


Dadgum, did you read the white sauce recipe?
You can have mine.


Wait until you hear what I squeeze to make "Ow Juice". You know, for dipping one of those desert dry roast beef sandwiches on a stale roll slathered on one side with mustard and on the other with mayonnaise. A Gen-U-Wine French Dip with Au Jus. Arabella likes the sandwiches, perhaps she will critique.


I'm not totally bald. I have some gray hair that I'm going to let grow out just as soon as I get rid of these damn head lice.


Dadgum, if PTG has a little Cajun in him, that means he has a little French in him. I will say no more, just do what you gotta do.


If you only knew, CG....


Alex, I was thinking about your observation and have decided that the oddness of the photo is due to the disproportionately wide mouths on Andrea and the kids. Dad looks like the generic man in the clip-art library that came with an old version of Microsoft Office Pro.

But lots of folks have wide mouths, and they don't kill anyone.


I think the Charlesian ears have something to do with it too.

Oh, and you don't need to say "with au jus," as "au jus" means "with juice." Thus, you'd be saying "with with juice."


Aw, come on, Alex. What are you, some kind of Frenchman? All the menus in Omaha offering the popular French Dip sandwich read, "with au jus". We don't speak French here deliberately.


It's not like French people eat French dip sandwiches, anyway. It's a primarily American meal. Nonetheless, if you're going to make your roast beef sammich sound all fancy schmancy by tossing a little french into the description, you should at least know WTF you're saying.

Why not just say "with juice" if you don't like French?


The French certainly do eat French Dip sandwiches with Au Jus. They dip their French Fries in it as well!

I'm sure you know I am being facetious, Alex. I like to say "with au jus" just to annoy francophonophiles. When I must, I can manage to order from a French menu. It irks me to do so, and I normally avoid situations where I might need to speak French. Like going to France unnecessarily, for instance.

I have traversed the southern coast of France by car twice, and been in Paris a few times. That was a long time ago, and I wasn't favorably impressed. Maybe the place has improved, but I'm not going back to find out.


anybody want a sandwich?


Creamed chipped beef on toast?


Great recipe! I tweaked it just a bit by adding progesterone suppository residue. It's a great base with which to experiment.

Thanks for the shout-out.

I've got a recipe that might brighten one's outlook on a lousy day:

Virgin Mojitos

Crush a bunch of fresh mint leaves in a mortar and pestle, or, if you're really frustrated, with your fingertips. Add in a bit of sugar, Rose's lime juice, and fresh lime juice, and crush that up with the mint, too. Scrape the paste into a tall glass, add ice cubes, and fill glass with seltzer. Serves one teetotaler.


PTG:
You stated "..been in Paris a few times. That was a long time ago, and I wasn't favorably impressed."

What was the problem, step into some dog shit?


That and then some, CG.

Arabella, thanks for the drink idea. God, how I used to love rum; from the sweet, dark aņejos to the rawest overproofs.

As long as you are leaving things out, if you left out the lime juice and the Rose's, used loads more sugar and boiling hot water instead, you would have mint tea like they make it in North Africa. You have to check your teeth for specks of mint afterwards.


@@@@@ arabella-ptg @@@@@

=Sick


"The French certainly do eat French Dip sandwiches with Au Jus..."

Eh, the Fwench don't *eat* French dips....they *are* French Dips. Heh.


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