"Take a distraught environmentalist to Hemlock Halls Day?"
Jeffro | Homepage | 11.23.07 - 9:59 am | #

I was thinking of printing tracts. Titles like "Carbon Monoxide's Carbon Footprint - Why Suffocation is Greener", "Which Poisons are Biodegradable?" and "Is sterilization enough when you are still part of the problem" I guess the idea dates me. Nobody hands out tracts any more.
ptg | Homepage | 11.23.07 - 10:54 am | #

Just as long as they are printed on recycled biodegradable paper! With "natural" inks! Snork!

And the Chick tracts would be so popular if released these days.
Jeffro | Homepage | 11.23.07 - 11:27 am | #

Lead by example!
mike | Homepage | 11.23.07 - 5:56 pm | #

Uh...why don't you go first, mike? I'm gonna be kinda busy the next couple weeks.
Dadgum | Homepage | 11.24.07 - 8:10 am | #

What is it that you human racists say,"It's not my job?"

Ask calahan, he'll have some spare time; I've got nuclear devices to 'code.'
mike | Homepage | 11.24.07 - 11:46 am | #

China has a program that only allows 1.01001234 children per couple.
nee | Homepage | 11.24.07 - 5:18 pm | #

Nee, we've all seen what can happen to 1.010123 of anything.

No, I think there's got to be a better way...
alvin | Homepage | 11.24.07 - 5:28 pm | #

The most enjoyable poison, I tell my altruistic suicidal acquaintances, is strychnine. Sure, it looks like convulsions and suffering, but really it feels good. Trust me.
ptg | Homepage | 11.25.07 - 11:57 am | #