I resolve to outlive Fidel, even though I'll have to do it without a team of Cuban doctors keeping me glued together.
Dadgum | 01.01.08 - 10:27 am | #

After thinking about it, resolving to outlive someone - even a horrible old dog like Castro - seems like a poor reason for living. This will leave me with no resolutions but I'm going to cancel mine on the first day.
Dadgum | 01.01.08 - 5:39 pm | #

I was just kidding. I plan to be as nasty as ever in the coming year.

If I made any resolutions, I sure as heck wouldn't tell anyone. I believe the 5th Amendment might apply.

You can give up outliving Fidel, DG. The old cabrón may live to be 140.
ptg | Homepage | 01.07.08 - 7:36 am | #